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Every Number One Ever

DAACast Productions

A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!

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84:53

Aftermath C - Stat Attack

Every Number One Ever ·

2026/04/06

For the last of our look backs across the pod, we invite on the lovely Dr Noah Henry who's been crunching the numbers and delivering the bad news. Who will be binmaster general? Whats our most hated year? Why oh why do we have X-Factor so much? If you want to have a dig through the data, head over to patreon.com/enoepodcast to dig through all our grubby data.

78:20

Aftermath A - Mistakes & Regrets

Every Number One Ever ·

2026/03/23

Now we've had a bit of time to climb down from our giddy final episode, we've come over a bit introspective. In the first of our wrap up episodes we wade back into the past few years 'work' and talk about all the things we got wrong. Expect bitter recriminations, sass and brutal honesty.

75:42

Episode 160 - Jelly In Arse, Meat Dress On, Eggs On...

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/12/22

Our penultimate show! And yes, you're right dear listener, we have had to do some really annoying strange maths to fudge it, so we're skimping on you, depriving you of two whole number ones! Don't blame us, blame Taylor Swift and her long-lasting oeuvre/egg. Also, Merry Christmas <3

88:04

Episode 157 - [redacted]

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/12/01

What would have happened if members of Take That were able to quantum leap? What would the world be like if Liam were allowed to name Cocteau Twins songs? And who was responsible for teaching Dickie V to spell? All this plus other stuff in one of our final ever episodes. Just a handful to go!

63:53

Episode 155 - Its My Only Bell!

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/11/17

I would use the word "slop" if it wasn't so tied to AI. Alas, everything in this show was crafted by human hands and displays all the infinite gradations of fallibility that we poor flesh and blood mortals display on the daily. SLOP I SAY! If only it were more simple, more pure, more and wasn't reliant on taking such chances...

71:38

Episode 153 - Back In The Bath

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/11/03

A century and a half into the great project and you think we'd have the measure of one another by now. Yet we can still surprise one another. Craig comes out of left field with a wild opinion, Liam hates something but votes for us, and Matt (just like quasimodo) can't stand the bells.

63:52

Episode 146 - Drugs, Guns and Our Lisa

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/09/15

Dropping into your Monday morning like the inevitable pret croissant and commuter traffic, the boys hope to ring mirth, merriment and memories of Moss side to your day.

01:22:34

Episode 142 - The Condiment Argument

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/08/18

I think if the ENOE brigade were ever going to court controversy, this is the episode to do it. No we're not making up spurious lies about pop stars, suggesting possible sex scandals, or the length of x's widge. Not today! Instead, we're asking the real questions, the important questions: sauces, condiments, gravies, and jous. Where do YOU stand? We'd normally edit this down but there's too much to not.

57:16

Episode 135 - Are My Eyesbrows Actually Moving?

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/06/30

Here at ENOE Towers the airconditioning has totally packed in, Sigourney Weaver is running through the vents with a flame throwers (there aren't aliens, she's just bored), and the fancy zip tap has broken. We're sweltering! But we soldier on through the heatwave to bring you some spicy content, some serious chat, and a new sting that'll be making a regular appearance in the coming weeks.

01:10:03

Episode 133 - You Missed A Thing

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/06/16

Well dear listener, allow me to give you an inside look at what goes on with the nuclear powered production line here at ENOE Towers. One of our number does the editing, and another one of us deals with the online aspects (scheduling etc.). When I do this part, I check the notes that ML has left for me. Today's notes for this episode simply state "LM doesn't like a butt plug". I do not understand this. I shall have to relisten to find out. And so will you...

01:04:28

Episode 132 - It's Just Books, Man!

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/06/09

I think its fair to say that this is one of the least focused, rambling... shall we say "exploratory" episodes we've ever produced. The tangents are plentiful and distended. Somewhere amongst it all we do get the job done, but its a journey. Maybe pack a snack for the road?

01:05:15

Episode 130 - Illness Special: Drunk, empty, piano......

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/05/26

In which our intrepid heroes encounter very grim 1970s metaphors for women, Liam turns on himself, we hear about being sick in a bed, and someone might come in like a demolition device. or not. We simply don't know.

01:00:03

Episode 126 - The Moan Train

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/04/28

So. Before you listen I do need to warn you about the use of the word "sexy" here. The word occurs frequently and firmly throughout this week's episode. ENOE Towers take no responsibility for the bile and splenetic that such a word inspires in our listeners. Plus Craig enjoys a music video too much.

01:03:36

Episode 124 - Big Phone, Phone Big

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/04/14

After a minor hiatus, the security staff have turned off all the alarms, and we're allowed to leave the muster area (just opposite, by the bins at the local Costa) and return to the hallowed halls of ENOE Towers. This episode is filled with predictions, booms, drugs, capitalism, and discord (in all its forms). Let normal service be resumed.

01:29:09

Interval 1-25

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/03/24

We've managed to do this every single week for two and a half years without let up. Unfortunately real life has finally found us and we've need to take a short sabbatical. We'll resume our regular scheduled programming very soon. However, in the interim we've been sifting through the detritus of the first 25 shows to bring you a "Best of" and "Rest of" from our formative weeks. See you guys soon, and hope you enjoy... the past?

01:09:09

Episode 123 - Not Just The Eyes

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/03/17

OOPSY! You weren't supposed to see (hear) that. We have now uploaded the proper, fit for public consumption version of the show. Original blurb: Did you know Ray Liotta has died? No, neither did Liam. It is certainly a day of firsts too. Craig pronounces THAT word correctly. There's other stuff in there too, some music bits occasionally. You know, just keeping it varied.

56:59

Episode 121 - In Faint Praise Style

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/03/03

In which our intrepid heroes encounter some novelty nonsense, a gay anthem (yes it is!), and get some massive heavy hitters in our picks of the week. There are still terrors lurking in the dark depths of pop music history. What else will get an airing this week?

01:10:03

Episode 118 - Everyones Towers

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/02/10

In which our heroes encounter a toilet on an album cover, have a little sing song, bemoan mental health, make jokes in binary, and ask the eternal question: will we get another cucumber castle? Listen, and find out. Plus, its a weirdly one episode. Some might say specially extended. We say specially distended.

56:18

Episode 117 - Lauren In The Bin

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/02/03

Is this some Simon Cowell-inspired version of Groundhog Day? Are we all doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past? Or by understanding history can we avoid the fate of our pop music forebears (growl x4)? Or maybe its just a podcast where three lads chat rubbish about pop music and summarily admit or dismiss all the UK number one singles? Probably that one right?

01:02:44

Episode 116 - The Meat Bitch Is Revealed

Every Number One Ever ·

2025/01/27

In which our intrepid heroes discover the true meaning of "Coastal Lifestyle Acoustic Rock", soundtrack the new advert for a caring bank, have a bit of a boogie to a classic, Liam gets oiled, up, and we all finally learn who the meat bitch was all along. Maybe the real meat bitch is inside us all... probably not though.

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