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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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23:31

Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in...

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2026/02/03

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show). Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television. Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie. Eskimo brothers!!! We gotta go. I just shorted my pants. Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop. Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return. Who was the original 90s quirky friend? Who was ca...

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28:17

Crispy Coated Robots #310 - Best Steve Buscemi...

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2026/01/27

Are you ever going to text me? What's this episode about, Dude? Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances. Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire. Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis. He was destined for the chipper. Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink when it comes to braving icy roads for his delivery services. Why can't you be more li...

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Crispy Coated Robots #309 - Best Movies of 2025

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2026/01/20

Are you ever going to text me? This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections. Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025. SSHIEELDS UP! While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances. Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in. Not only was Superman great, but it was also good that he found himself a nice Jewish girl. Jim digs himself one of the biggest hole...

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38:35

Crispy Coated Robots #308 - Best Military Comedy

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2026/01/13

Are you ever going to text me? This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy. Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films. Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety. Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar". Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great place to start. " You are the greatest lover I've ever had. /Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone." Ass...

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Crispy Coated Robots #307- Best of 2025 (Everything...

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2026/01/06

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025). Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year. Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist! Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!? Jim's admiration for AI comes down to Elvis remakes of popular movies. Jason champions his favorite cancelled TV show. Joseph att...

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30:54

Crispy Coated Robots #306 - 2026 Anticipations (aka...

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2025/12/30

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is looking for an afternoon delight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year. 2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted. “Don't honey me, HI. You better get me that asteroid!” Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics. Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house for a week when FIFA comes to Houston. Jim is looking for to episode 350 so you better keep listening. Will Cad...

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29:44

Crispy Coated Robots #305 - Best Gift Scene in a Movie

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2025/12/23

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't come with batteries. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie. Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?” Corey Feldman ruins everything. We're going to make some break and get fat. You'll put your eye out. Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess? What was the gift from Bill?

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Crispy Coated Robots #304 - Best Movies Set During...

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2025/12/16

Are you ever going to text me? This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast. Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas). I'm not a Landman. I'm an Oilman. Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim. Joseph really dislikes Landman. Jason make a controversial last-minute pick after getting one his top selection sq...

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Crispy Coated Robots #303 - Best Robe Scenes in...

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2025/12/09

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce. Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema. No. The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list. When good actors go bad: A new topic? Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened. Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some of the best robe scenes were actual done with towels. Joseph confesses his infatuation with Donna Reed. Wil...

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25:18

Crispy Coated Robots #302 - Best Songs That Reference...

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2025/12/02

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction. Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs. Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler. Jim claims to have "The most '70s' " family photo ever. Jason pushes the interpretational boundaries (again) by claiming a remake is actually an original song as long as it has a few extra lyrics. Joseph reminisces about him and Jim's bro love over Zima and Tone Loc. ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #301 - Best Movie Santa

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2025/11/25

Are you ever going to text me? You'll poke your eye out with this episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie. Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video. It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard. Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny). Jim gets and early Christmas with an Earnest movie finally making it on the list. Half of that is from me! There's only one ...

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33:53

Crispy Coated Robots #300 - Best Thanksgiving Movies/TV

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2025/11/18

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity). Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings. Jason Meeker: Car without lugnuts. Tofu turkey. No, thank you. You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Jim performs a holiday tradition of doing an Al Pacino impression. What movie does Robert Downey J...

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36:54

Crispy Coated Robots #299 - Best Films Shot in the Woods

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2025/11/13

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is number 299. That's a lot of episodes. Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods. Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom! Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep. Crime is the disease, and he's the cure. Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first row. Bear rape! Jim has a special set of skills. He will impersonate anyone mentioned on the show. Jason and Jos...

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Crispy Coated Robots #298 - Best Performance by an...

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2025/11/04

Are you ever going to text me? This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar. Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me). He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest. But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died. Jason gives out parenting advice on raising your child with iconic Jack Palance lines. She could take a punch, but not a stool. Amazingly, Morgan Fre...

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39:11

Crispy Coated Robots #297 - Best Movie to Watch on...

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2025/10/28

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't know what Vern means. Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats. Hagrid Lebowski There's nothing I want to do for seven hours. Jason's curfew wouldn't let him do the time warp. Rabid zombies are much scarier than lumbering zombies. Once again, "Three more days to Halloween. Halloween. Halloween." Jim makes another plea for people to acknowledge that there was a sequel to Psycho. Seriously people. ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #296 - Best Road Trip Album

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2025/10/21

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list. Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip. Jason makes a controversial pitch for the English F1 McLaren team to become the McLaren Matadors. Joseph and Jason complain about going blind in their old age. Peg!!!!! Now do it a third note higher. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot returns to t...

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Crispy Coated Robots #295 - Best Dramatic Movie...

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2025/10/14

Are you ever going to text me? This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really). Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops. Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a comedy can be so unfunny that it can be considered a drama. Jim brings back one of his favorite impressions, even though it's as dead as crabmeat. Joseph provides more misinformation about Oscar-winning performances. Have the guys disc...

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27:33

Crispy Coated Robots #294 - Best Funeral Scene in...

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2025/10/07

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind. Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies. “Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.” Eugoogoolizer. One who speaks at funerals. My phone died. Joseph was so moved by one funeral scene he had to went back to the theatre the next day to watch it again. You're my boy, Blue! HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? Jim loves a Hulk in...

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Crispy Coated Robots #293 - Best Fake Musicians on TV

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2025/09/30

Are you ever going to text me? This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine. Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television. More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice! Joseph gives lessons on the chord formations of Smelly Cat. Jim pays tribute to the original television musician. The Monkees are finally inducted into the CCR Hall of Fame. Nightman… anyone remember? He played a sax and shot lasers from his eyes. ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #292 - Best Douchebag in a Movie

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2025/09/25

Are you ever going to text me? This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags. Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason. Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight. James Spader, Dabney Coleman, and Robert Prescott all make it into the Douchebag Hall of Fame. I haven't had a carb since 2004. I work with retards. Jason and Joseph agree that they are getting old and don't like change. Jason offends all Fre...

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