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Pointless Global News

Philzer Productions

Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

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All Episodes

10:43

Soon You'll Be Able To Crap In Your Car

Pointless Global News ·

2026/04/22

On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada. Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.

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11:00

Broken Dildos Get Recalled

Pointless Global News ·

2026/04/16

On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns. Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead raccoon. Next, I'll tell you about a water filled vacuum cleaner, running for mayor in the U.K.

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10:07

Beating Off Cancer

Pointless Global News ·

2026/04/08

On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally. Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago police after being stolen. Next, are you a man with an itchy ass? I'll tell you what might be causing it.

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12:00

Boner Bear Honey Gets Recalled

Pointless Global News ·

2026/03/25

On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey. Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture. Next, police charge a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player with shooting a man while driving his Tesla.

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10:51

Man Pulls Car With His Scrotum

Pointless Global News ·

2026/03/18

On today's show, a proud British gent sets a new record for pulling a 2 ton car with his balls. Then, the story of a man raised by wolves as a boy, adjusting to life without wolves. Next, Chat GPT wants you to shove garlic up your ass!

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11:12

Hold My Edible-I See Girl Scout Cookies!

Pointless Global News ·

2026/03/11

On today's show, there's a new side effect of drinking that might turn you sober, it's called "booze butt". Then, I'll tell you about the basketball coach who moonlighted as a pimp. Next, a New Jersey Girl Scout troop sets up shop selling cookies outside a cannabis dispensary.

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11:26

The Cheek Splitter 9000 Airline Seat

Pointless Global News ·

2026/03/04

On today's show, the torturous "Cheek Splitter 9000" airline seat has many travelers worried about the future of aviation. Then, a determined beaver jaywalks and resists arrest. Next, in our continuing coverage of beaver news, it's Bu-cee's versus Mickey's in a trademark infringement case.

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11:42

Canadian Whine

Pointless Global News ·

2026/02/25

On today's show, a Canadian man celebrates their hockey loss by taking a chainsaw to his TV. Then, the condom supply at the winter olympics lasted only 3 days. Next, a naked man steals an ambulance with a patient inside. Spoiler alert, it did not happen in Florida.

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10:20

Florida Man Gets Freaky With His Vacuum

Pointless Global News ·

2026/02/18

On today's show, a Florida Man gets his freak on with a vacuum cleaner. Then, a rumble breaks out on a Florida pickleball court. Next, the government's new realfood.gov website has a chatbot that will cheerfully advise you what foods you can shove up your ass.

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11:11

Farting History-The More You Know!

Pointless Global News ·

2026/02/11

On today's show, in case you missed it, February 5 was National Fart Day and I'll tell you the backstory on the history of farting. Then, Canada's super pigs are poised to invade the U.S. Next, I'll do a deep dive into the penis injection scandal unfolding at the Winter Olympics!

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10:06

A Deadly Gay Manatee Tryst

Pointless Global News ·

2026/01/27

On today's show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever home. Next, the head of a Florida toilet cartel is caught and he's now flushed with guilt.

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10:21

Racing Garbage Cans

Pointless Global News ·

2026/01/20

On today's show, we'll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can. Next, a doctor shares what really goes on when you're knocked out during a colonoscopy and yes, it's nasty like poop poo. Also, an apology for not doing a podcast last week......because we now live in a pointlessly unfunny world. In other words, I had nothing last week.

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08:59

Sex Toys For Soldiers

Pointless Global News ·

2026/01/07

On today's show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it's our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it's hilarious.

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10:55

Beaver Advice Hotline

Pointless Global News ·

2025/12/31

On today's show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O'hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.

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12:14

Booty Wash

Pointless Global News ·

2025/12/24

On today's festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there's a new body wash made just to clean your anus.

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11:03

Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's

Pointless Global News ·

2025/12/10

On today's show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.

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12:02

Ol' Golden Balls Is Back!

Pointless Global News ·

2025/12/03

On today's show Ol' Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.

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09:45

Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch

Pointless Global News ·

2025/11/20

On today's show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we'll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.

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13:00

Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride!

Pointless Global News ·

2025/11/12

On today's show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I'll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I'll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.

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10:56

Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel

Pointless Global News ·

2025/11/05

On today's show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there's a new mayor in a Canadian town and it's a cat. Next, I'll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.

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