Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast

00:01:31

Season 2 Hiatus

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/10/09

Sorry to have disappeared for a bit. Some personal things have come up and season 2 will be on hiatus until November 5th, with episode 10. Until then, listen to the show, leave a review, check out the website, and tell your friends about the show. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on

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00:22:30

Season 2 Episode 9 - When Asked About Gargain’s...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/09/09

Surprise, surprise, the founder of the Ferdarian Gazette, Quentin Jacobi, investigates the reason for a requested 152 million dollar increase in the Hevian military budget and finds LOTS of corruption. Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support

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00:33:45

Episode 8 - Bomb Explodes at Sebastian Wallace’s...

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2026/08/10

Kingsley and Devin are called back to Bearcaska as the manipulative Sebastian offers to mediate between the striking farmers and their employers/landlords⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on

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00:08:15

Episode 7 - Troy & Sons Railroad Company Refuses to...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/08/03

Kerry shares his first, unimpressed, impressions of Bearcaska and the ILA. He also expresses concerns about Kingsley.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:20:26

Episode 6 - Gargain Submits Formal Complaint against...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/07/13

Kingsley and Kerry deal with the aftermath of the mine fire.⁠⁠⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:28:36

Season 2 Episode 5 - Former Killbraughan President...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/07/06

Lead Prosecutor Mustapha Page and his family go on what was supposed to be a relaxing dinner with friends and escape the pressures of Kingsley's upcoming trial for war crimes. Unfortunately when you're trying an accused war criminal, there's no such thing as escape from him or his crimes. ⁠⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram

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00:29:35

Season 2 Episode 4- President Cathal Galloway Speaks...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/06/23

Kerry and Kingsley visit the local mines Kerry: We need to keep a low profileKingsley: Ok*Kingsley immediately starts a riot*Kerry: This is why I hate youCW: Trauma, grief, PTSD, police violence and brutality, murder, loss of loved ones, reference to death by immolation and suffocation, colonial violence, death⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on

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00:07:35

Episode 3 - Sebastian Wallace Subpoenaed to Testify...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/06/15

Sebastian Wallace urges his fellow Cabinet members to reject the proposed Defense Budget because it's full of graft and will only exasperate tensions with the Ilkhatal population⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:48:09

Season 2 Episode 2: Judge Grants Prosecutor Page's...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/06/08

Hearing nothing back from the Hevian Government, Kingsley, Devin, and Heron travel to their homeland, Killbraugha, to renegotiate their alliance with the successful Ilkhatal Freedom Movement. However, the costs of Siegfried's Day may jeopardize their chance of liberating their people⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and

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00:17:10

Season 2 Episode 1 - Mustapha Page, Former Prosecutor...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2026/06/01

In the first episode of Season 2 of Say I Slew Them Not, Alex reunites with his wife, Christine, in Bearcaska and attempts to rekindle their relationship. Alex's brother-in-law, Mustapha, is the new lead prosecutor in Kingsley's TrialCWs: Trauma, PTSD, loss of a child, references to a difficult pregnancy and miscarriage, grief, depression, references to torture and imprisonment, guilt, references to hearing voices, and references to self-harmTranscript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode

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00:12:40

Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/11/05

For the final episode of Seaon One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite. CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulationTranscript⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound

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00:07:59

Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/10/29

Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organizationCWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:15:17

Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/10/22

After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person. CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicideTranscript⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on

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00:14:23

Episode 19 - Hevian Police Department Illegally Sold...

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2025/10/09

After finding out that Sebastian Wallace has spent the last 47 years wearing cufflinks made from the horns of Kingsley's cousin, Alex takes a small break and goes on a trip with Devin, Margaret, and Caroline. During the trip, Alex ruminates on what it means to survive in a world determined to kill you and your friends.CW: White people struggling to understand colonialism, mass death, selling body parts, colonial violence, police brutality and violence, alcoholism, ceremony to honor victims of

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00:22:39

Episode 18 - Bombings Damage Shairley Prison and...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/10/02

After barely surviving Siegfried's Day, Kingsley has to accept what it means to be a survivor and decide if he wants to keep fighting for his people's liberation. CW: Colonial violence, police violence and brutality, trauma, grief, treating an injury caused by police violence, loss, references to mass death, disfigurement, loss of loved onesTranscript⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on

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00:21:47

Episode 17 - Bearcaska Police Re-Open Investigation...

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2025/09/24

Kingsley and his friends instigate a colony wide protest on Election day, protesting that Ilkhatal don't have the right to vote. When the police are called to handle the disturbance, events turn tragic. CWs: Police violence and brutality, colonial violence, mass death, witnessing mass death, treating an injury caused by police violence, trauma, loss of loved onesTranscriptCheck out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on

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00:28:29

Episode 16 - Senator Tossier: "People Always Ask Why...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/08/27

An original recording of the interview between Alexander Phillips and former ILA member, Senator Devin Tossier. They discuss Devin's experience in the ILA, Kingsley's trial, and abolishing the prison system. Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:10:21

Episode 15 - President Cathal Galloway: "I'm Far More...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/08/20

Kingsley attends Ernest’s and Asia’s wedding and muses on how elusive the future feels.Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:07:46

Episode 14 - Heva Will Not Celebrate the 46th...

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2025/08/06

The Ferdarian Gazette's very own founder, Quentin Jacobi, risks life, limb, and reputation interviewing Kingsley and his friends. ⁠⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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00:15:13

Episode 13 - Prosecution Submits Evidence of...

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast ·

2025/07/30

Kingsley and his friends race to rescue their Devin, Ernest, and Sean from being executed.CW: Police brutality and violence, a gunfight, death, references to torture, caring wounds caused by police violence⁠Transcript⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram and ⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠Support ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠the Ferdarian Gazette on KO-FI

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