History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

76:24

Karl Marx & His Jewish Question | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/10/01

In this episode of History Hyenas, Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Punani take a deep dive into the life, mind, and controversial writings of Karl Marx. Known primarily as the father of modern socialism, Marx’s personal life and earlier essays reveal a far more complex—and often contradictory—figure than most history textbooks let on.The Hyenas break down Marx's famous 1844 essay, On the Jewish Question, exploring his perspective on religion, emancipation, and the economic landscape of 19th-century

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80:48

Walter Pitts: The Tragic Genius Behind AI | History...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/09/24

BABES! Welcome back to History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas! On today's episode, the boys are diving deep into the feral, tragic, and absolutely wild story of Walter Pitts—the homeless runaway prodigy who literally laid the mathematical foundation for Artificial Intelligence, neural networks, and modern computers before dropping completely off the deep end!From hiding out in a Chicago park at age 12 to correcting Bertrand Russell’s Principia Mathematica, Walter Pitts went from

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70:28

HOW THEY ESCAPED: HISTORY’S MOST INSANE PRISON BREAKS...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/09/17

What actually happens when you try to dig your way out of a high-security prison—and what happens on the yard once you get caught?On this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are breaking down the wild world of famous prison breaks, the strict unwritten rules of prison gang hierarchy, and the bizarre geopolitical reality of racial segregation behind bars. Plus, the boys tackle one of the most absurd prison dilemmas in history: In a system divided strictly by race, which

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73:43

9/11, 25 Years Later: Truth, Lies & Conspiracies |...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/09/10

It is what it is, cuzzies! 25 years after 9/11, the kidddddds are back to breakdown the wild world of truth, lies, and pure unadulterated conspiracies.In this episode, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are taking a look back at the day that changed the world forever. From the official narrative to the absolute wildest rabbit holes on the internet, the boys are dissecting the propaganda, the media spin, and the classic conspiracy theories—all through the trademark History Hyenas lens. Was it an

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72:21

Can You Actually Prove God Exists? St. Thomas Aquinas...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/09/03

In this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas get absolute WILD taking a dive into the medieval mind of St. Thomas Aquinas—the ultimate "Dumb Ox" who completely changed the game of Christian theology!We’re breaking down how Tommy A took ancient pagan philosophy from Aristotle and remixed it to create his famous Five Proofs of God (the Quinque Viae). Is God real or is it just pure character? We break down the "Unmoved Mover," primary causes, and why taking pagan logic to

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77:12

Last Lick B4 Lexapro | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/08/27

It’s the boys’ birthday week, so our two favorite lady brains are taking some much-needed self-care time. 💅But don’t worry—the mayhem continues! Here’s a FREE bonus episode of History Hyenas, normally found behind the paywall at patreon.com/historyhyenas. When the boys are locked away, the chaos gets even crazier. Enjoy the bonus episode—and happy birthday, boys! 🐺🔥 #HistoryHyenas #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #BonusEpisode #Patreon #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Go to

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78:43

How World War II Created the Suburbs | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/08/20

How did World War II help create the modern American suburb? This week, the History Hyenas dive into **Levittown, the GI Bill, and the postwar housing boom** that transformed Long Island—and eventually America.We break down how returning GIs, government-backed mortgages, mass-production construction, and the GI Bill turned potato fields into rows of affordable homes. We also look at the **Marshall Plan**, the booming postwar economy, the rise of the automobile, and how America went from crowded

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64:11

The French Vikings | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/08/13

The boys go back to 1066 for one of the most famous battles in history: **The Battle of Hastings** and the rise of **William the Conqueror**.How did a Viking-descended duke from Normandy end up conquering England? Who were the **French Vikings**, and how did these descendants of Norse raiders become the Normans? We break down William’s wild claim to the English throne, Harold Godwinson, the Norman invasion, the legendary shield wall, and the battle that changed England forever. **Vikings,

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66:25

The Unknown Dark Influence of Martin Luther | History...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/08/06

Martin Luther didn't just challenge the Catholic Church—he helped change the course of Western civilization.This week on **History Hyenas**, the boys dive into the wild story of the monk who took on the most powerful institution in Europe. From the infamous **95 Theses** and the sale of indulgences to the printing press, peasant revolts, and the birth of Protestantism, Yannis and Chris break down how one man sparked a revolution that reshaped religion, politics, and culture forever. But Luther's

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79:46

John Wayne Gacy: Cool as a Cucumber | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/07/30

The Hyenas are back in the old studio, and things go completely off the rails.This week, Yannis and Chrissy dive into their Woody Allen-esque obsession with New York City, explain why the suburbs just aren't for them, visit the legendary "jerk garage," and somehow end up quoting John Wayne Gacy (don't try this at home). They also discuss getting Iran out of Bay Ridge, wearing glucose monitors, being doomed from birth, the mysterious machine that creates all the chaos, searching for Jebediah, life

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69:29

Taking a bite out of Ireland | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/07/23

Chris is back from a week in Ireland, so the Hyenas are diving headfirst into the Emerald Isle. 🇮🇪 The boys break down Ireland's incredible history—from Celtic tribes and Viking raids to English rule, the Great Famine, the Easter Rising, The Troubles, and the road to modern Ireland. Along the way, Chris shares stories from an unforgettable Irish wedding, the pubs, the people, and everything he experienced on the trip.It's history, comedy, and absolute chaos—the way only the Hyenas can do it. 👍

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65:47

The Dirty War in Argentina | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/07/16

Argentina's **Dirty War** remains one of the darkest chapters in modern history. This week on **History Hyenas**, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas dive into the military dictatorship that ruled Argentina from 1976–1983, the thousands of *desaparecidos* ("the disappeared"), the infamous death flights, Cold War politics, and how fear became a tool of government. The Hyenas break down the history with their signature mix of laughs, outrage, and wild tangents, exploring how a nation descended into

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68:49

The Wild History of Futbol, Lionel Messi is a squeak...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/07/09

⚽ The biggest sporting event on Earth gets the Hyenas treatment. This week, the boys dive into the incredible history of the FIFA World Cup—from its unlikely beginnings to the moments that turned soccer into a global obsession. They break down the greatest goals ever scored, the legends who became immortal, and ask the ultimate sports debate: **What if America's greatest athletes grew up chasing the World Cup instead of the NFL or NBA?** Then things take a darker turn as they examine the

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66:21

Colonial Williamsburg, Burger King at 2AM & American...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/07/02

Step back in time with the Hyenas as the boys wander through **Colonial Williamsburg**, debate the magic of a **2AM Burger King run**, explore the gloriously chaotic decay of **Atlantic City**, and gush over the postcard-perfect charm of **Spring Lake** on the Jersey Shore. From America's colonial roots to late-night fast food, abandoned casinos, and one of the East Coast's prettiest beach towns, no topic is safe when the Hyenas are riffing. 👍 Like, subscribe, and let us know: What's the most

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72:36

Craving Kit Harrington | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/06/25

This week on History Hyenas, the boys tackle the most important historical event of 2026: Chris' wedding. From planning the big day to debating what makes a perfect wedding, Yannis and Chris break down the chaos, traditions, and inevitable family drama. Chris also recounts a chance encounter with Game of Thrones star Kit Harington that left him questioning his own attractiveness. Was it admiration, intimidation, or both? Plus, the Hyenas explore the deep connection Greeks and Italians have to

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69:02

Knicks Parade & Texas Taxes | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/06/18

The Hyenas are back!This week, Chris and Yannis break down the Knicks' long-awaited championship, the wild celebrations that followed, and why every sports victory somehow ends with people climbing poles and setting things on fire. Then they revisit the Shroud of Turin, exploring new evidence, fresh theories, and whether history's most famous relic is any closer to being solved. Plus: UFC at the White House. The boys dive into the bizarre collision of politics, sports, and spectacle as Dana

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60:12

The Kush Cyclops Queen that Defeated Rome | History...

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/06/11

The Hyenas head deep into ancient Africa to uncover the incredible story of the Kush Empire and its legendary warrior queen, Amanirenas. Long before Rome conquered much of the known world, the Kingdom of Kush stood as a powerful rival on the Nile, rich in gold, culture, and military strength.Yannis and Chris break down how Queen Amanirenas led her people against the mighty Roman Empire after Emperor Augustus attempted to expand Rome's reach into Nubia. Outnumbered but never intimidated, Amanirenas

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73:52

Vote w Your Feet | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/06/04

This week on History Hyenas, Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Long Days dive into one of the greatest political rivalries in American history: Thomas Jefferson vs. Alexander Hamilton.Was America supposed to be run by powerful states or a powerful federal government? Jefferson believed local governments knew best and fought for states' rights, while Hamilton pushed for a strong central government, a national bank, and a unified economic system. The Hyenas break down how this centuries-old debate still

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70:33

Unexpected Origin of the NY Knicks | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/05/28

This week on the History Hyenas, the boys head to the Mecca of basketball and the birthplace of modern chaos: NEW YORK CITY. From the legendary history of the New York Knicks to the sneaky Dutch origins of Manhattan, Chrissy D and Yanni break down how a swamp trading post became the loudest city on Earth.The Hyenas dive into the rise and fall of the Knicks dynasty, Madison Square Garden madness, Patrick Ewing heartbreak, Spike Lee courtside hysteria, and why every New Yorker still believes “this

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71:35

The Odyssey: The Way Out is In | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas ·

2026/05/21

This week on *History Hyenas*, the boys dive into Homer’s *Odyssey* — the legendary journey of Odysseus, Greek mythology, monsters, gods, and why this ancient story still shapes modern movies today.Yannis and Chris break down Christopher Nolan’s upcoming *The Odyssey*, the internet reaction to the casting choices, and why every big Hollywood adaptation turns into a culture war before filming even ends. Plus: Cyclopses, sirens, Greek masculinity, and whether Odysseus was the original

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