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A Git & A Geezah

Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that"ll have your sides splitting.In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they

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30:00

Beach Toy Chaos, Cucumber Records & Fart-Powered...

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2025/11/18

This week we’re joined by a special guest — Lukas, one of Noah’s old college buddies — and things go off the rails immediately. We kick off with the unbelievable story from Scotland where adult-themed toys washed up all over a beach, giving locals the most awkward shoreline cleanup in history.Next, we dive into the mysterious origins of the number 67 and what it actually means (spoiler: it’s weirder than you think). Then we break down the oddly satisfying world record attempt of a man who snapped 65

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30:23

Drunk Driving Inventor, Joker Haaland & Shady Shein |...

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2025/11/11

This week’s episode is packed with irony, chaos, and plenty of laughs. We start with the unbelievable story of the man who invented the breathalyzer getting caught for drunk driving — the kind of twist life writes better than any movie. Then we head to the pitch, where Erling Haaland dressed up as the Joker to prank his teammates and fans absolutely lost it.Of course, we couldn’t avoid talking about Trump and the latest headlines surrounding him, as well as the strange news that Shein has started

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21:23

Stolen Chairs, Meth Clouds & Roman Relics | Frozen...

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2025/11/04

This week’s episode is absolutely unhinged — even by our standards! We kick things off in Spain, where a gang has been stealing chairs from outdoor restaurant seating areas, leading to a nationwide hunt for the world’s least ambitious criminals. Then, we revisit the insane story of a meth lab accident that smoked out a whole neighborhood, leaving everyone unintentionally high.But the real gem this week? The discovery of a lost ancient Roman artifact in New Orleans — an archaeological mystery that’s

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22:30

AI Sex Bots, Creepy Dolls & Fake Funerals - Who...

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2025/10/28

This episode is as bizarre as it gets. We kick things off with the headline that has the internet buzzing — Sam Altman suggesting sexual bots could be part of ChatGPT’s future, raising major questions about AI, ethics, and the future of companionship. Then we take a creepy turn with a Minnesota museum unveiling a chilling doll exhibit in Armstead County, guaranteed to give you goosebumps.Next, we head to India for a story that’s equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious: a man staging his own funeral

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27:30

Naked Protests, Giant Donkeys & Cancer-Fighting...

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2025/10/21

This week’s episode is one of the strangest — and most entertaining — yet! We kick things off in Portland, where naked cyclists took to the streets to protest Trump, proving that politics and pedals make quite the combo. Then we meet a 6-foot-tall donkey that’s breaking records and turning heads, followed by a horse with a record-breaking ear measuring a whopping 1 foot and 1 inch.The science world also delivered a shocker as researchers discovered Beethoven’s symphony can kill cancer cells in lab

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24:40

Giraffe Joyrides, Grocery Bears & Gator Golfers |...

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2025/10/14

This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos in the best possible way! We start with the unbelievable story of a man who broke into a zoo just to ride a giraffe — and somehow thought it was a good idea. Then we head to Arizona, where a bear casually wandered around a shopping store, giving customers a reason to check the aisles twice before grabbing snacks.Next up, we talk about the nerve (and possibly insanity) of a golfer who took a swing while a gator lurked just a few feet behind him. Because

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33:15

Teeth-Pulling Wrestlers, Steel Men & MarryLisa.com...

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2025/10/07

This episode is packed with power, weirdness, and a touch of chaos! We kick things off with the wild launch of MarryLisa.com — a story that’s as strange as it is hilarious. Then, we spotlight an Egyptian wrestler who pulled a boat with his teeth, and the incredible Steel Man of India, known for holding up multi-ton columns with sheer strength.We also unpack the shocking Charlie Kirk assassination...We wrap things up with a look at the latest from the Ryder Cup, mixing in our usual blend of humor,

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22:25

TikTok Aliens, Drunken Chimps & The Crazy World...

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2025/09/24

This episode is out of this world — literally! We kick things off with the viral story of aliens showing up on TikTok and what people are saying about it. Then, we swing into the hilarious chaos of chimps getting drunk and causing absolute mayhem.Of course, we also take a spin through the crazy news of the week and share our takes on the bizarre world we’re all living in. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the kind of energy you need this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

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24:22

John Daly’s 19-Stroke Hole, Hairy Toothpaste & Meth...

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2025/09/16

This week’s episode is an absolute ride! We kick off with the legendary John Daly’s 19 on a par 5, one of the wildest golf moments we’ve ever heard. Then, we dive into the weird world of human hair being used in toothpaste — yes, you read that right.Things get even crazier as we discuss the story of smoking out an animal lab with meth and what that says about science, security, and some people’s questionable decision-making. Of course, we also cover the general news of the week and give some updates

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38:40

Overdue Books, Bathrobe Bishops & Big Money in Sports...

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2025/08/26

This week, we dig into some of the strangest and funniest stories making the rounds. First up, a library book returned after more than 80 years sparks a conversation about overdue fines and forgotten reads. Then we cover the surreal moment a bishop sent the choir home while wearing only his bathrobe — a scene straight out of a sitcom.From there, we dive into the world of money in sports and how cash influences games, players, and fans, before zooming out to talk about money in general — the good,

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21:28

Door-Opening Bears, WNBA Toy Toss & Doll Heists |...

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2025/08/19

This week’s episode is packed with chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the bizarre story of bears learning to open door knobs and just strolling into people’s houses like they own the place. Then, we break down the wild WNBA moment where fans threw sex toys onto the court.We also talk about the strange crime spree of Labubu dolls being stolen and wrap things up with Chicago’s quirkiest race — thousands of rubber ducks floating down the river. Along the way, we dive into current events, throw

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24:50

Coldplay Cheating Scandal, Bear vs. Mascot & Giant...

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2025/08/12

This week’s episode is pure madness from start to finish! We start with the awkward story of a CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, then head straight into the wild moment a sports mascot was chased down by a real bear.Things get even stranger when we cover a zoo asking people to donate their pets — yes, really — to feed their animals. And to top it all off, we talk about the chaos caused by a giant hotdog spill. Along the way, we dive into current events, share plenty of tangents, and

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24:32

Snake on a Plane, Fortune Cookie Jackpot & Hotdog...

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2025/08/05

This episode has everything — chaos, jackpots, and way too much cheese. We kick things off with the slithery tale of a snake loose on a plane, giving passengers a flight they’ll never forget. Then, we celebrate the luck of a woman who won $50,000 using her daughter’s fortune cookie numbers.But that’s not all — we dive into the competitive world of hotdog eating contests and the absolute madness of shredded cheese covering an interstate, causing both havoc and hilarity. Tune in for bizarre headlines,

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25:37

Honey-Heist Bears, Chimney Mishaps & Robot Soccer |...

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2025/07/01

Get ready for another round of bizarre and hilarious headlines! In this episode, we talk about bears who escaped just to gorge on honey and take an epic nap, proving that Winnie-the-Pooh might have been onto something. Then, we dive into the story of a man who got himself stuck in a chimney trying to save his dog from a building (spoiler: it didn't go quite as planned).We also explore the high-tech world of robot soccer and what it means for the future of sports. As always, we sprinkle in current

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27:35

Naked Chickens, Runaway Zebras & Trump Talk: A Divine...

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2025/06/24

This episode is pure mayhem in the best way. We kick things off with a bizarre church celebration in Germany featuring — wait for it — naked chickens. Yes, really. Then we gallop into the chaotic tale of a runaway zebra causing havoc in traffic, backyards, and probably someone’s dreams.Of course, no episode would be complete without some Trump-related drama, and we break down the latest headlines with our usual mix of sarcasm and side-eyes.It’s clucking mad, wildly striped, and politically charged —

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26:28

Capybaras, Crack, and 250 Million Bees?! | Sausage...

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2025/06/17

This episode is a whirlwind of chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the wild story of police seizing five capybaras and crack cocaine from one very questionable man. Then, we buzz over to the madness of 250 million honey bees escaping a truck, causing pure pandemonium.But it doesn’t stop there — sausage rolls have officially invaded Madame Tussauds, and we’ve got thoughts. Plus, we recap an epic lads’ holiday full of unexpected antics and poor decisions.It’s weird news, hilarious takes, and

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22:09

Quicksand, Ostriches & Birthday Chaos | James Turns a...

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2025/04/22

In this wild and slightly unhinged episode, we talk about the unluckiest man ever getting stuck in quicksand, Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich (yes, really), and all the strange, hilarious things happening in the world right now.Plus, it's James’ birthday — so we’re celebrating with laughs, ridiculous stories, and a few questionable facts. Expect chaos, animal attacks, and birthday banter all rolled into one episode.🎈Come for the ostrich, stay for the birthday boy. Hosted on Acast. See

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25:05

Real-Life Monster Under the Bed?! | Surprising...

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2025/04/15

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into viral and unbelievable news stories that will leave you speechless. First, a babysitter in Kansas discovers what she believes to be a real-life monster hiding under a child's bed — was it paranormal, a prank, or something far more shocking? Then, we head down under to Australia where a woman is making headlines for carrying someone else’s baby due to a rare and mind-bending medical situation. 🤯Plus, we share some exciting personal updates, including

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31:35

Third Terms, Swallowed Fortunes, and the Pink Water...

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2025/04/01

In this episode, we dive into some of the wildest headlines of the week. First up, we discuss the controversy surrounding Trump’s alleged push for a third term—could it really happen, or is it just political theater? Then, we unravel the bizarre case of a man who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of earrings (yes, really), and what exactly happened when doctors tried to retrieve them. Finally, we take a trip to Switzerland, where a politician found himself fined for the heinous crime

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49:09

Golden Thrones, Runaway Goats, and Falling Ice: A...

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2025/03/25

In this episode, we delve into a series of peculiar news stories. We discuss the recent conviction of individuals involved in the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from England's Blenheim Palace, a crime that captured international attention. We also explore the curious case of runaway goats causing chaos in various cities, highlighting incidents in San Francisco and Texas where these nimble creatures took to the streets, evading capture and entertaining onlookers. Additionally, we examine the

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