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Two Guys Two Things

Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

comedy improv

All Episodes

49:56

The Fart of the Opera

Two Guys Two Things ·

2026/10/05

In which we discuss an elementary school teacher who set up a fart corner in her classroom as well as the auditions for the next snake opera star at The MET. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! C...

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45:16

The 49er Who Survived the Titanic

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2026/09/21

In which we discuss the (alleged) San Francisco 49ers player, Daejon Love, who made $ 1.3 million by scamming women, as well as the most distasteful amusement ride in the United Kingdom: the Titanic slide at the Hitchin Fruit Farm. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who...

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43:23

My Boy Wears a Skirt So I Sued Myself

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2026/09/06

In which we discuss the story of an inmate (Robert Lee Brock) who tries to sue himself for his crimes, as well as a rage-bait story about a boy wearing a skirt to school. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hea...

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44:56

Patriot Song

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2026/08/23

In which we discuss the Patriot Games, a special athletic event celebrating America's 250th anniversary, and not to be confused with The Hunger Games, as well as the world's slowest concert using the works of composer John Cage, which will take 639 years to complete. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love i...

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39:58

Sex Robot Teachers on eBay

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2026/08/09

In which we discuss e-commerce journalists who were harassed by eBay in extraordinary ways, as well as the first humanoid robot high school teacher that is made by a company that also makes sex dolls. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the r...

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44:48

James Franco: Python Hunter

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2026/07/26

Two Guys Two Things is back! In this episode, we discuss the rantings and ravings of James Franco, who recently joined TikTok, as well as a pizza shop owner in Florida who accepts pythons as currency in exchange for pizza. Send us Fan Mail Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may ...

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55:13

The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)

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2025/08/16

In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our podcast is debated as well as updates to some of the stories we have told. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we woul...

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42:46

The Rat Funeral Tour

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2025/08/09

In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from yo...

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50:52

The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard

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2025/06/25

In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show....

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48:01

Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It

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2025/06/08

In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who kno...

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51:20

Darth Vader: Chief Mouser

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2025/05/26

In which we discuss a woman who won a lawsuit after being called out as Darth Vader at work as well as the two most famous political British cats, Palmerston and Larry, respectively. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. ...

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49:14

The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft

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2025/05/18

In which we discuss the conspiracy theory that is the G.A.T.E. program in elementary school as well as a man who is suing the NFL for 100 million dollars because of a draft pick. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love ...

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47:24

Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel

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2025/05/12

In which we discuss a man who hiked up Mt. Fuji but needed to be airlifted off the mountain but later went back to find his phone as well as a girl who is asking the internet if it is okay for her to delete her mother's YouTube channel. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who kn...

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47:38

Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment)

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2025/05/04

In which we discuss a place in Hawaii where you can give birth alongside dolphins as well as the story of a woman who was stranded in France and was taken in by D-Day reenactment players. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. W...

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44:57

Blue Origin Kiosk

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2025/04/20

In which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2thing...

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42:49

Indigenous Womens's Day at McDonald's

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2025/04/13

In which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a youtuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Con...

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42:02

Vandelay: An Import/Export Kidnapping Business

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2025/04/06

In which we discuss a woman who pranked herself getting kidnapped in Nigeria as well as TJ Stone, a former podcaster turned scammer who stole money from people by creating a fake Seinfeld company. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the...

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48:48

Raiders of the Lost Library Book

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2025/03/30

In which we discuss the story of the CIA using psychics to find the Ark of the Covenant as well as a woman who discovered a late library book in some old boxes. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! ...

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43:57

3 Little Pig Farts

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2025/03/23

In which we discuss a woman who was actually arrested for sending fart videos to her ex-boyfriends new girlfriend as well as an art exhibit in Denmark that involved starving pigs to death. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. ...

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42:54

Everybody Wants to be a Veggie Cat

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2025/03/16

In which we discuss the plight of a woman who has just discovered that her husband leads a double life as a cat as well as the incredible and edible sounds of the Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the sho...

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