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The Horror Virgin

The Horror Virgin

What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of

tv & film film reviews

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01:54:59

451 - Phantasm IV: Oblivion

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/10/05

“Every place I have sex automatically becomes historical.”This week’s scariest movie is... Phantasm IV: Oblivion (With Mikey Randolph). This film has everything: hybrid Beast dick taxonomy, brown-note embalming science, And bar-certified sex bots. If you love Jawa protection rackets, hydraulic boob engineering, and combat ice-cream uniforms, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on

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01:20:57

450 - Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/09/28

“I can't wait for you to read the Google AI summary about the Beast's dick.”This week’s scariest movie is... Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. This film has everything: TSA charcuterie seizures, Latin-speaking exorcist Scooby, And cat-clock moon dials. If you love Ken-doll devil frogs, second-location kidney retention, and Free Willy fish arcs, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on

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01:16:43

449 - IT Part 2 (1990)

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/09/21

“If you don't snap out of this, I will kill us both.”This week’s scariest movie is... IT Part Two. This film has everything: infomercial-grade bicycle cards, dead-light spider abs, And face-massage intimacy audits. If you love Cocoon-to-Cancun tourism, David-and-Goliath weapons upgrades, and production-mat pratfalls, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on IT Part Two? Tell us on

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01:45:25

448 - IT Part 1 (1990)

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/09/14

“We're living at the end of an empire, and we're just going to have to get through it. And thank God A24 is here to help.”This week’s scariest movie is... It Part One. This film has everything: trademarked clown faces, forehead-stabbing greaser bangs, And French hair bikinis. If you love pre-sewer inhaler bumps, ass-first spider snacks, and HPV friendship pacts, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think

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01:15:15

447 - The Monster Squad

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/09/07

“Dracula is the Ted Kaczynski of this movie. I'm sick of not saying it.” This week’s scariest movie is... The Monster Squad. This film has everything: vampire-based church outreach, Frenchie-wolf breathing problems, And copyright-compliant forehead bolts. If you love Swiper-grade bow theft, Town Hall swamp frontage, and preteen monster-hunting LLCs, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our

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01:23:03

446 - Ghostwatch

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/08/31

“The problem is, there are too many pussies in the glory hole.”This week’s scariest movie is... Ghost Watch. This film has everything: manosphere bedroom logic, haunted throats, And infallible police witnesses. If you love cat-insulated council houses, Chekhov’s thermal cameras, and 1992 haunted-house AI, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Ghost Watch? Tell us on social media

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01:14:44

445 - One cut of the Dead

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/08/24

“This should be a PSA for make weird shit with your friends.”This week’s scariest movie is... One Cut of the Dead. This film has everything: emergency houseplant compost, slap-induced awakenings, And Kubrick-level lunar commitment. If you love second-act title cards, vomit continuity, and human-pyramid cinematography, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on One Cut of the Dead? Tell us

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01:11:20

444 - Creep 2

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/08/17

“Murderers can't be choosers.”This week's scariest movie is... Creep 2. This film has everything: erotic wolf cosplay, one-legged worm shaking, And trolley-problem morality. If you love serial-killer fridge art, wrong-face lockets, and nine-view existential crises, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Creep 2? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or

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01:09:27

443 - Lake Mungo

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/08/10

“Ma'am, what do you think your daughter looked like?”This week’s scariest movie is... Lake Mungo. This film has everything: paranormal water features, quarterly backyard photo reviews, And the world’s most committed dam enthusiast. If you love Jurassic Park forensics, July 6th conspiracies, and Nokia found footage, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Lake Mungo? Tell us on social

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01:42:46

442 - Companion

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/08/03

“That’s the reason Jack Quaid named his Goo Goo doll Iris.”This week’s scariest movie is... Companion. This film has everything: robot breakups, Toaster Targeted victory speeches, And an LLM that can give you hand jibbers. If you love electric-corkscrew morality tales, premium meet-cute loot boxes, and High School Musical class warfare, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on

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01:27:32

441 - Backrooms

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/07/27

“Too much labyrinth, not enough Bowie.”This week’s scariest movie is... Backrooms. This film has everything: Lightning Plumbers, Sappy Blood, and your uncle’s worst vacation shirt. If you love IKEA survival plans, out-of-network pirates, and Medieval Times thirst traps, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Backrooms? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod

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02:07:27

440 - Obsession

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/07/20

“It’s kind of like an incel found a monkey’s paw.”This week’s scariest movie is... Obsession. This film has everything: Cinderblock cockblocking, post-traumatic stress dinners, And white-picket-fence lives built on questionably enchanted chemistry. If you love Calvin Klein horror fragrances, music-store staffing conspiracies, and Canadian Fruitopia dealers, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our

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01:16:23

439 - Hell House LLC 2

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/07/13

“It’s clearly haunted. You dodged a bullet. Don’t chase that bullet down.”This week’s scariest movie is... Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel. This film has everything: hotel-fucking ghost hunters, rocket-scientist sex magic, And selectively enforced body-cam rules. If you love drop-ceiling gallows, Go Fish jam bands, and arguments held safely outside, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our

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01:56:07

438 - Independence Day

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/07/06

“Alien King George can go fuck yourself.”This week's scariest movie is... Independence Day. This film has everything: Fruitopia Breakthroughs, Dolphin Wives, And a movie so good there is No Way it's a Michael Bay Film. If you love 90s smoke shows, holy pigeon plot logic, and alien ship nipples, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Independence Day? Tell us on social media

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01:21:48

437 - Mars Attacks!

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/06/29

“We are not going to win against people who smoke nukes.”This week's scariest movie is... Mars Attacks! This film has everything: aggressive Martian accents, capitalist bike baskets, And cape-couture command structures. If you love failed cow barbecues, fully glazed donut prophets, and trickle-down chandeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mars Attacks!? Tell us on social

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01:10:08

436 - Apollo 18

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/06/22

“Rocks are only hard if you're touching them.” This week's scariest movie is... Apollo 18. This film has everything: B-52 moon crabs, "landliens", And Lennart Ruth’s space steakhouse. If you love Party City strobe lights, moon-cavern Nazis, and cameras with first names, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Apollo 18? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod

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01:23:54

435 - Life

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/06/15

“This is 40 minutes of story in a two hour bag.”This week’s scariest movie is... Life. This film has everything: terribly timed funerals, aliens in trucker hats, And a starfish Borg. If you love space claw machines, Goodnight Moon emergencies, and quadrupedal animal debates, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Life? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod

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02:03:24

434 - No One Will Save You

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/06/08

“Have you heard the good news about Space Pope?"This week’s scariest movie is... No One Will Save You. This film has everything: nine-hat endings, tall gray nerds, And Raccoon and Fat Squirrel chaos. If you love memory noodles, miniature-town murder weapons, and UFOs with Cheesecake Factory menu vision, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on No One Will Save You? Tell us on social

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01:54:03

433 - Alien: Resurrection

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/06/01

"This sets up that the alien universe has a space Pope."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Alien Resurrection. This film has everything: space’s least safe weapons program. Vengeful raccoon xenomorphs. And lava being asked to do ice’s job. If you love loose hybrids, Space Pope theology, and science that loses a fight with basic temperature, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think

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01:25:08

432 - Mother!

The Horror Virgin ·

2026/05/25

“Worst Danzig biopic ever.” This week’s scariest movie is... Mother! This film has everything: Another, another testament of Jesus Christ, Monkey Ghosts, And an anti-Jesus TED Talk. If you love Sunday School pamphlet subtlety, Sherwin-Williams therapy sessions, and Garden of Eden doorknob murders, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Mother!? Tell us on social media

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