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You"re Not My Type, Bro!

You"re Not My Type, Bro!

"You"re Not My Type, Bro!" brings together Los Angeles-based hosts—Theo and Marko-with diverse backgrounds and perspectives for a weekly podcast where social issues, pop culture, and relationships collide with queer, fluid, and immigrant humor. Subscribe now and never miss an episode! We"d love to hear from you! Send your questions, comments, and suggestions to yourenotmytypebro@gmail.com to be featured on air!

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59:55

S2.E7 | A Real Baby, Inside Of A Robot

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2025/10/13

We're back! ️ In this week's episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko complain, debate, and dive headfirst into the wildest stories of the week. From celebrity lookalike drama to government shutdown nonsense, pop culture burnout, and China's insane “gestation robot,” nothing is off-limits. Cocktails & Complaints Theo's celebrity lookalike nightmare — from Chris Evans to Seal. Marko calls the government shutdown a full-on clown show. Shooting the Sh*t Can celebs be

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56:45

S2.E6 | My Dad Has A Crush On You

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2025/08/25

Join Theo & Marko for another unfiltered ride on You're Not My Type, Bro!, where nothing is off-limits—from personal gripes to global chaos, all served with laughs and zero filters!In This Episode:• Marko's Alabama Misery – Marko survives 8 brutal days in 99–103° heat & 96% humidity, compares it to California's “perfect” climate, and dives into cheap southern eats ($39 for a bento for two!?). Deep thoughts incoming: “serve in heaven or reign in

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59:54

S2.E5 | What Kind Of Black Are You?

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2025/08/14

Buckle up, babes! This week's You're Not My Type, Bro! is jam-packed with awkward encounters, hot takes, and complaints that'll have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even texting us your own rants. Theo (your unapologetically spicy gay educator) and Marko (your blunt straight bro with zero filter) are back—cocktails in hand and ready to unload. What's on the menu this week? San Diego Surprise & the Hot Springs Heritage Quiz – A relaxing soak turns cringey when a woman won't stop

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62:46

S2.E4 | I Would Do A Lot Of Things For Money

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2025/08/01

Buckle up, babes! This episode of You're Not My Type, Bro! is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk you won't hear anywhere else. Your favorite unlikely duo—Theo (the spicy gay educator) and Marko (your brutally honest straight bro)—are back with cocktails in hand and complaints locked and loaded. What's shaking in this week's episode? ✨ Cocktails & Complaints – Marko hilariously comes for Theo in the weekly gripe sesh, but Theo fires back with a drama-filled dry cleaner

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53:53

S2.E3 | The Gay Episode: Am I A Top Or Bottom?

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2025/07/25

Welcome to “You're Not My Type, Bro” — “The Gay Episode” — Marko and Theo dive into juicy topics ranging from spiritual awakenings and foot fetishes to car rants and queer dating dynamics. Nothing's off-limits.✨ Episode Highlights: Spiritual Overload: Theo vents about Payton's full-on spiritual transformation — from fluoride-free water to toothpaste drama. Açaí Spot Meltdown: Marko has a traumatizing run-in with a "crunchy granola girl"

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49:25

S2.E2 | I Know You Hate Vagina

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2025/07/16

On this week's You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko are dragging networks, debating sexual ethics, and getting real about identity. Buckle up. TV Tantrums & HBO Flops Theo GOES IN on the embarrassment that was The Last of Us S2 and the messy chaos of White Lotus S3. Marko agrees: HBO Max is spiraling. Game of Thrones? “A joke.” BUT... Marko's got a gem for you — Tulsa King with Stallone is “surprisingly lit.” Sexual Harassment Training Woes Marko calls

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45:47

S2.E1 | Have You Ever Used Baby Oil For Sex?

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2025/07/09

Diddy's Verdict, Bezos's Big Day, & Our Plastic Surgery Dreams!Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're kicking off this wild ride from our ✨ brand new studio ✨ in sunny Los Angeles, baby! ☀️ This week, Theo & Marko spill the tea and sling the sass in an episode packed with cocktails, complaints, and controversy: Cocktails & Complaints:vs. – Team Cat or Team Dog? The claws come out!Car drama – from a fender bender to a sluggish Toyota Corolla LA's wild lawyer

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69:17

S1.E16 | You Would Do Really Great In Gay Porn

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2025/06/04

You're Not My Type, Bro - Ep. 16: You Would Do Really Great In Gay Porn Coming at you from sunny Los Angeles ☀️, this Pride edition is extra FABULOUS ✨ and just a little bit unhinged (in the best way). We're dressed up, glittered out, and ready to spill tea, drag clowns, and celebrate queer joy . First up: World Pride in DC, featuring icons like Shakira, J.Lo, and Troye Sivan?! We're gagged. We're gooped. We're packing our bags and heading east ✈️ (but should we recline our seat? Theo says YES

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67:56

S1.E15 | The Gloriousness That is Pedro Pascal

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2025/05/28

Pedro Pascal is officially America's boyfriend and we won't be taking questions at this time. Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro!, where the tea is hot, the opinions are hotter, and yes—we have thoughts. In this episode: Pedro Pascal is unanimously declared a national treasure (we're blushing just thinking about him) Families with 5 kids at the airport? We discuss the chaos, the culture, and the contraception Gym etiquette is out the window—why is everyone giving unsolicited

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64:30

S1.E14 | Double Sided Dildos For Everybody

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2025/05/19

In this episode, Theo, Duane, and Marko are back with another round of laughs, hot takes, and unfiltered insights. They kick things off with their weekly Cocktails and Complaints, where nothing is off-limits—from personal pet peeves to society-wide gripes. ✨ In this episode: Cocktails and Complaints – The trio sound off on everything bothering them this week. Dark Psychology on Social Media – Duane questions the rise of pages teaching manipulation tactics and the ethical dilemma of

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69:44

S1.E13 | Google The Benefits Of Snake Sperm

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2025/05/05

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! ️The podcast where we dive into politics, pop culture, relationships, wild opinions, and whatever else is keeping us entertained (or annoyed) this week.In this episode: Marco kicks things off with his chest-shaving gym chronicles (yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds) Jessica Simpson + snake sperm supplements?? Dwayne has questions Marco's mad about the Nintendo Switch 2 delay Why is a candy bar $1.75 now?? We rant about prices, tech overload, and

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56:32

S1.E12 | We Take It To Another Level

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2025/04/28

️ Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're back with another wild episode full of hot takes, petty rants, and deep debates!This week we're sounding off on: Auto-stop engines & annoying car features Job apps & pointless online assessments Genetic engineering & supposed “direwolves” Pamela Anderson's no-makeup moment PrEP, HIV, sexual health, and who it's really for Plus fave TV shows to chill out after all that! You already know — it's real, it's funny, it's

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67:08

S1.E11 | The C You Next Tuesday Game

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2025/04/16

️You're Not My Type, Bro! – Live from Los Angeles! Buckle up, bro — things are about to get wild. In this chaotically honest episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Marko, Duane, and Theo serve up another round of hot takes, hilarious rants, and "wait, what?!" moments you didn't know you needed. ️✨ Episode Highlights: ⚡ Cocktails & Complaints – Theo vs. rogue LA motorcyclists (spoiler: he's not winning). Marko invoices his doctor?! Yeah, that happened and Duane's shockingly

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61:56

S1.E10 | That's Very Ungay Of You

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2025/04/09

️ You're Not My Type, Bro – Live from Los Angeles! Duane, Marko, and Theo are back with another no-holds-barred episode packed with wild takes, real talk, and signature humor. From EV drama to family loyalty, this one's got range. ✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – Gas prices in California? Still disrespectful. The guys vent about the cost of living in Los Angeles ⚡. Group Chat Drama – We've all been there: added to a group chat you didn't ask for. The crew breaks

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60:51

S1.E9 | Andre From South Central

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2025/03/31

Join Duane, Marko, and Theo as they dive into another no-holds-barred conversation packed with complaints, career insights, and candid personal reflections! From the outrageous cost of concert tickets to the importance of setting boundaries, this episode covers it all. ✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – The guys kick things off with their weekly gripes, from the sky-high prices of concert tickets to frustrating grocery delivery experiences (looking at you, Instacart). Plus,

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65:17

S1.E8 | She's Boring, But She's Happy

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2025/03/24

In this episode of "You're Not My Type, Bro!," Duane, Marko and Theo serve up another round of **cocktails, complaints, and controversy** – covering everything from Meghan Markle's haters to wild political moves and LGBTQ+ terminology that even your gay hosts can't figure out. ✨✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Meghan Markle: Unfairly hated or rightfully criticized? A shocking workplace convo linking circuit parties to child exploitation – the hosts set the record straight

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61:06

S1.E7 | We Both Hate This

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2025/03/03

In this episode of "You're Not My Type Bro," the hosts serve up another round of laughs, hot takes, and thoughtful insights. From stingy bartenders using jiggers to a breakdown of narcissistic behavior and a spirited debate about pickleball, this episode has it all!✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Should bartenders ditch the jiggers? The hosts share their thoughts on stingy pours and overpriced cocktails. Gaslighting & Dog Whistling: A call-out on manipulative behaviors in everyday

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48:48

S1.E6 | You're Not Gay If You Don't Know Golden Girls

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2025/02/24

Brace yourself for another round of unfiltered laughs, wild stories, and deep conversations in this episode, where Duane, Theo and Marko cover everything from hilariously annoying hand dryers to the ethical debates surrounding TikTok bans and transgender healthcare. It's a rollercoaster of humor, rants, and meaningful insights! ✨✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: A fiery rant about hand dryers—are they the worst invention ever? The hosts think so! Peeing in a cup at a secret warehouse

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57:37

S1.E5 | You Wrestle With The Pig, You Both Get Muddy

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2025/02/17

Buckle up for a hilarious, unfiltered journey as the Marko, Duane and Theo dive into topics ranging from intimacy coordinators and cockroach nightmares to the fluidity of coming out and societal debates! ✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Are intimacy coordinators really necessary? Cue the rants and laughs! Cockroach horror stories spark a chat about city living and inconsiderate neighbors. Breaking down the overuse of "woke" and its evolution—thought-provoking and relatable.

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58:25

S1.E4 | Don't Make It Personal

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2025/02/10

️ On "You're Not My Type, Bro," Theo, Marko, and Duane bring you a hilarious and no-holds-barred episode packed with relatable rants and thought-provoking discussions. From L.A.'s “shallow and empty” lifestyle to Prius drivers with a “Napoleon complex,” nothing is off-limits! Highlights include:Car Drama: Why Prius drivers are either too slow or think they're in a Ferrari. Gym Etiquette: A fan-changing gym-goer sparks a heated debate about consideration. Monogamy &

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