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The David Dravenack Show

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Life is weird. I am weird. I talk about both.

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44:30

DDS :69 Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/04/19

Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people. Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ? My war with the fruit flies part duex Why one of the warnings before a television show should be “ The following program contains pillow talk “ Why I don’t think our loved ones are waiting to meet us when we die. Doordash , and Uber drivers stealing food. Why meeting your pets in

26:43

DDS 68 : I think my life is a video game being played...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/04/12

I was involved in a mugging gone wrongI think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad Another dumb movie trope I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no” Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?” The best intersection ever Why do some places not take credit cards? Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever. Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings

34:58

DDS 67 :No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/04/07

No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says. What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now The one part of a job interview nobody should fail That’s a barn burner. .The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor "All problems can be solved by losing your temper Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”? Why we need to get rid of the password dots Why I don’t believe people who say the world is ending There should be restrictions on who uses the

38:05

DDS 66 :Increase your views by using SEO and making...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/03/30

Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.The best ASMR you will ever watch Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened? Things I do because I am a bad person. The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first. why I always buy throw rugs The reason all humanity is messed up in the head. Should I have picked up found lottery tickets ? Why all greeting cards should be blank I got the Furries mad at me.

40:19

DDS 65 :Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/03/19

I have to be right, even when I am wrongJoe Biden solves the potato chip crisis Legit store? Or high end garage sale? How to get rid of fruit flies? How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved? Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail? Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash Do people who work at incense shops stink ? Why must people comment on what I am buying?

39:49

DDS 64 :I tell the funniest joke in the world

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/03/06

I would, but I am not a d-bagWhat’s up with that? Limos Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month What’s up with that? Feeding animals Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs” I would wish that on my worst enemy Why does everyone hate pennies? The People who always pay in exact change paradox I tell the funniest joke in the world The things I will do for my coffee Why do corporations take advantage of pet owners? The upside of being old How I like

44:58

DDS 63 : Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/02/28

If you can’t remember it must not be importantHow I always take my criticism If this happens, you are not receiving a tip. I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of. Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves. Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill? There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy Why I am a bad ass The stuff I get away with because people have short attention spans I am not paying my red light ticket.

45:31

DDS 62 : You don’t have to be a scientist to know...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/02/23

You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat. My thoughts on the show “ the Curse” All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there. I have reverse imposter syndrome All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else matters

33:54

DDS 61: Why Valentine’s Day is a bully.

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/02/18

Why Valentine’s Day is a bully. Why I would never buy a used lazy boy A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles Who is a worse person? Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for. Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee The answer to all life’s problems, according to television. My favorite thing about freshly melted snow

43:32

DDS 60 : Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/02/05

Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”. You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket Why I got a job at Fermi Lab Why are there bullets on the sidewalk? Outstanding is not always a good thing The only thing the library is used for now Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watch.

01:01:37

DDS 59 :Even God hates the Burger King commercial

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/02/02

Even God hates the Burger King commercial The 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wilderness Chipotle is now using healthy soap I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers No swimming signs Why I spent time in jail Sad news for my cat How much do you really love your pet? Being called sir or ma’am WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY FOOD Why you should read other people’s diary Why I am afraid of teenagers My thoughts on Severance, yes there are spoilers God does not care who

51:04

DDS 58 : Advice that will change your life, and no...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/01/18

Why betting on football changes the way we watch Did you know that pencils do not contain lead? Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall? A pickup truck going through an identity crisis The notifications have gotten out of control Why I have a defamation suit against the dictionary Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices? I let a genie out of a lamp, and now I can’t get rid of him Advice that will change your life, and no this isn’t click bait. “Died in an accident “Facebook

41:53

DDS 57 : Churches, PEMDAS,and online riddles

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/01/07

What I would like to do as a prank Why water drinking contests are a bad idea Has anyone else had dreams about poop? Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in anger Stop posting riddles online You are a genius if you can solve this Why PEMDAS always causes online fights Why humans never know they made a mistake until it is too late A message to new subscribers My traumatic deep sea voyage Why are churches always closed?

53:21

DDS 56 : Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2024/01/02

I use to get excited about buying a video game , now I get excited about an avocado tool. Why are there so many dumb rules concerning gambling and buying alcohol? Why won’t my bank let me gamble even though it’s legal? Why do I have to wait until noon on Sunday to buy beer? Why the holding call is the worst penalty in football. Why you should never gamble on soccer. Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor Swift. How to make the best New Years resolutions. How to make fool proof New Years

56:00

DDS 55 : confirmation bias, laziness, 911, worst case...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/15

I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias. Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking? Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet? In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there? I come clean about being abused. I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and why nobody has ever used the phrase “ worst case scenario” correctly . I learned by accident that you could call 911 with the buttons on the side of your

12:17

DDS 54 : Why the internet is terrible for finding...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/12

Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking about The chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.

16:03

DDS 53: Why you should stop using toilet paper

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/11

I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.

02:03

DDS 52:Why our poop is brown

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/11

01:03

DDS 51:Why I get my science books sent to me in...

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/11

10:59

DDS 50:Why I still get angry at Artificial Intelligence

The David Dravenack Show ·

2023/12/10

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