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Final Femme

Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review

One loves horror movies and the other hates them. Together they weave through the plot and take a stab at finding horror movies that everyone can enjoy.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

108:09

Pin-cushion-head (Hellraiser, 1987)

Final Femme ·

2025/09/12

Listen in as Sydney and Jack solve this Rubix Cube for unimaginable pain and pleasure! I... I mean PUZZLE BOX! Yes this complicated puzzle box. They certainly will never think to peel the... HEY! Stop taking the stickers off the Rubix Cube! You can't do that! It's against the rules! Cenobites! Stop them! They're ruining it!

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132:12

Residential Evil Plot FOR SALE! (Resident Evil, 2002)

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2025/08/29

No matter how the housing market looks, don’t buy property in resident evil. That’s a decision that will bite you in the butt! Sidney and Jack didn’t follow this advice and decided to visit the neighborhood only to find a city in complete disorder. Shambling zombies, blood-thirsty dogs, gas masked soldiers and a pesky HOA president named the Red Queen all made for an unwelcome stay. 0/5 stars. Luckily, final femme Alice saved our host’s asses and whisked them to safety just in time for them to put

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89:22

Awake Past the Devil's Bedtime (Late Night with the...

Final Femme ·

2025/08/08

Sydney and Jack are back! And they brought the devil with them! Join them as they navigate 70’s late night TV and... Satan? Abracadabra y’all!

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2:06

We're off to another Summer Camp!

Final Femme ·

2025/06/27

Sorry friends, no new episode today. But don't get too scared; we'll be back in August after we survive this year's death-defying summer camp!

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120:57

I'm Rubber and You're Glue (Rubber, 2010)

Final Femme ·

2025/06/13

Better check the alignment on this episode because something seems off! 2010's Rubber depicts a homicidal tire stalking a woman while being observed by a crowd through binoculars. Long time listeners may not find this the oddest part as our dear Sidney is off pursuing vampiric interests! But don't get too deflated, Jack is joined by Grant to get things rolling. Listen in as we tread carefully through this horrific farce!

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95:33

Hellhole (The Descent, 2005)

Final Femme ·

2025/05/30

What's cold and dark and has six women in it? It's not a joke; it's the cave in The Descent. But wait, there's more! There's creatures that will slash your throat or just eat you alive! Sidney is daydreaming about more romantic monsters like Dracula. Meanwhile, Jack is more concerned about the tiny tunnels our cave-diving protagonists crawl through. Grab your carabiners, dear listeners; this one's a real HELLHOLE.

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114:58

Legend of the Puffy Coat Killer (Urban Legend, 1998)

Final Femme ·

2025/05/16

Have you heard the urban legend about The Puffy Coat killer? Legend has it that to blend better into their surroundings, The Puffy Coat Killer bought everyone in town a puffy coat from Temu. Even Jack and Sidney are wearing fur-lined parkas this episode! As the tale goes, those that don't listen to this episode will die a gruesome death! So tune in, or BEWARE!

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110:15

Squawk Talk (The Birds, 1963)

Final Femme ·

2025/05/02

Alfred Hitchcock answers the question, "What if we didn't wait for people to die before performing a sky burial?" And then follows that up with making all the sounds of the birds with a Trautonium. Instead of just... birds. There's a lot to unpeck here. Lucky for you, Sidney and Jack are ready to swoop in with some no-nonsense critique! Gather round, fledglings—it's feeding time for THE BIRDS!

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111:54

Sex, Drugs, and Demon Possession (Studio 666, 2022)

Final Femme ·

2025/04/18

Jack lends his rock band expertise in picking apart today's episode, Studio 666! Everyone knows sex, drugs, and rock & roll! But what about ranch dressing and chicken parmesan? Lemon bars and cocaine? The Book of the Dead and raccoon's blood? String art and melody progression??? Pump up the volume on today's episode as Jack and Sidney pluck away at all these topics and more! WIDDLY WIDDLY WEEEEEE!

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109:28

Five Nights at Family Issues (Five Nights at...

Final Femme ·

2025/04/04

Furries and forts. Bad guys and bears. Rock ‘n’ roll rabbits and rampaging face-eating cupcakes. Sid and jack step into the world of Chuck E Cheese…err Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza but no amount of lucid dreaming will take away the dead-eyed animatronic faces burned into their minds.

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100:25

Fantasmas Tristes (The Orphanage, 2007)

Final Femme ·

2025/03/14

Last time we watched a little girl that could commune with dead adults trying to keep the living out of their house. This time we're watching a little boy that can commune with dead kids that are trying to keep the living at their house forever! And fair warning - this one isn't a comedy. So get ready to get spooked! Maybe have a box of tissues handy. And invite all your childhood friends because Jack and Sidney are watching El Orfanato!

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94:33

Beetle Breakfast (Beetlejuice, 1988)

Final Femme ·

2025/02/28

Hey kids! Come on down to Beetle Town with Jack and Sidney! Got a pesky family you can’t exorcise? Try a Harry Belafonte song! Just be sure not to call on the man in the stripes! Beetle Guise, Beetle Guise—oh, don’t say his name thrice! You don't want this ghoulish sleaze in your graveyard!

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118:07

sCARRIE (Carrie, 1976)

Final Femme ·

2025/02/14

High schools can be rife with pecking orders. In 1976's Carrie, most highschoolers pick on Carrie. Teachers pick on Carrie. Even Carrie's own mother picks on Carrie. Well the tables are about to be turned when Carrie develops telekinesis! Jack and Sidney pour over the details of this classic horror from Stephen King that we pray you'll find to be buckets of fun! The only question is, who are you taking to prom?

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99:22

Chomp Chomp of the Damned (Queen of the Damned, 2002)

Final Femme ·

2025/01/24

Lestat is the only vampire with riffs so sick it'll stir the queen of all vampires from her slumber. But if you want to wake Lestat, all you need is a little turn-of-the-century nu metal! So stake down a spot, dear listener, and tune in to Sidney and Jack as they talk Queen of the Damned! A rockin' good-time with more holes in the plot than a vampire's victim!

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121:31

Pet Semi-scary (Pet Sematary, 1989)

Final Femme ·

2025/01/10

Celebrate the new year! Celebrate Final Femme's return! Celebrate Sidney and Jack talking Pet Sematary! Gather all your loved ones, hike up the hilltops and bury your ears into our discussion of the problems that arise from living mere feet from a major highway! And like the new year song goes... Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought back to life? That's how the song goes, right?

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132:13

The Facul-tea (The Faculty, 1998)

Final Femme ·

2024/11/22

If someone told you to make 1982's The Thing HOTTER and you lit up a flamethrower, you would be correct. But if instead you casted a plethora of the hottest 90's actors & actresses in a high school horror mystery, you would also be correct! And Sidney would like to thank you. Jack would like to thank whomever snagged the 1970 Pontiac GTO. What we're trying to say is we are a bit thirsty this episode - much like the alien parasite stars of this film. So stay hydrated with 1998's The Faculty!

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105:12

Gala-ween (Halloween, 1978)

Final Femme ·

2024/11/08

Here comes Michael wearing a faded blue Armani jumper. He's strutting swiftly like a spy infiltrating a fashion show! Truly a grand entrance to todays episode were Jack and Sidney discuss 78's Halloween! Grab a pumpkin or something pumpkin spiced because who says Halloween has to end in October?!

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95:36

2000's normal BRO-tivity (Paranormal Activity, 2007)

Final Femme ·

2024/10/25

Want to stay up late and record a demon with Sidney and Jack? Better than with a cocky 'bro' that disregards his girlfriends trauma! Sit in and listen with this weeks Paranormal Activity! Don't forget to sprinkle some baby powder on the floor.

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110:19

Water Sign (Signs, 2002)

Final Femme ·

2024/10/11

Sidney and jack learn to read the signs that we are not alone! Crop circles? Check. UFOs? Check. Tin foil hats? Check. So go grab a glass of water because you and the evil aliens will want to stay hydrated for this one!

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112:55

Suspirouette (Suspiria, 2018)

Final Femme ·

2024/09/27

Do you like art and blood? Do you like dystopian European countries on the verge of ANOTHER war? If you do, that's very Suspiria of you! Join Sydney and Jack as they dance their way through hell and maybe break a leg or two along the way!

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