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PODCAST

No One Cares About

No One Cares About

A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.

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01:00:47

Your Unwanted Players

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2026/03/16

The offseason has officially begun, and that means one thing: players getting paid, teams making questionable decisions, and fantasy managers trying to figure out what it all means. In Your Unwanted Players, the crew breaks down the chaos of NFL free agency, diving into the biggest roster moves, surprise trades, and contract negotiations that are already reshaping the league heading into next season.The conversation starts with a look at the rapidly evolving economics of the NFL, including the

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00:38:05

Your Super Snooze

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2026/02/28

The confetti has fallen… and apparently so did the energy. In Your Super Snooze, the crew recaps a Super Bowl that didn’t exactly live up to the hype—breaking down what went right, what went wrong, and why some games feel bigger on paper than they do in reality.Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy revisit the biggest moments of the night. From halftime show reactions to commercial breakdowns, the team debate what actually delivered and what felt overhyped. They recap their bet results, and see where

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01:19:15

Your Cursed Bowl

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2026/02/06

No One Cares About 420: Your Cursed BowlIt’s Super Bowl week, which means logic is out the window and superstition is running the show. In this milestone episode, the crew dives headfirst into everything that makes the Super Bowl the most chaotic, overanalyzed, and culturally unhinged sporting event of the year. From cursed teams and historical oddities to wildly specific prop bets, the conversation blends football knowledge with the kind of gambling brain that only shows up on the biggest stage.The

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01:18:56

Your Division Title

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2026/01/24

Conference titles are on the line, nerves are frayed, and everyone has an opinion. In this episode, the crew breaks down a wild slate of NFL playoff action while juggling game predictions, betting angles, coaching news, and the emotional whiplash that only January football can deliver. From early talk about workplace chaos and uncomfortable interactions to the nonstop churn of the NFL coaching carousel, the episode quickly settles into what matters most: who’s built to survive when the margins

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00:59:24

Your Grate Weekend

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2026/01/17

It’s playoff football, coaching chaos, and just enough confidence to get everyone in trouble. In this episode, the crew breaks down a grate Wild Card Weekend, starting with Ruben’s recap of last week’s bets and the narrow Rams escape against the Panthers, plus another strong showing from the Niners. From there, the guys look ahead to the next slate of games, debating whether the Rams can survive the Bears in the cold, if the Seahawks are finally ready to be tested, and which teams are quietly

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01:11:21

Your Coaching Vacancy

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2026/01/10

The fantasy season may be over, but the chaos is just getting started. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar recap the highs, lows, and heartbreak of championship week—congratulating the Mad Russian on a fantasy title, reliving brutal lineup decisions, and reflecting on how drafting strategy and team management can make or break an entire season. From Trey McBride’s dominant performance to the pain of needing just a few more points in the biggest moment, the emotional rollercoaster of fantasy football is

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01:03:35

Your Playoff Start

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2025/12/20

The fantasy playoffs are finally here, and the margin for error is officially zero. In this episode, Jhonny and Omar kick things off riding high after what might’ve been their best week yet—four out of five on picks—and dive straight into the chaos that comes with playoff time. From the Raiders continuing to look unwatchable to Sam Darnold’s rough stretch and the uncomfortable realization that the Cowboys just aren’t a playoff team, the guys break down what actually matters as the postseason

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01:01:39

Your Seventh Place Team

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2025/12/13

Just when you thought you were safe… welcome to fantasy football purgatory. This week, Jhonny and Omar break down the heartbreak of Your Seventh Place Team—the brutal line between playoff dreams and moral victories. The guys unpack Fat Phil’s rough week, the teacher league tiebreaker controversy that has everyone questioning head-to-head versus points for, and why commissioners suddenly become public enemies in December. From league rules and media responsibilities to cosmic fantasy justice, nothing

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01:04:52

Your Turkey Day Upsets

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2025/12/05

This week, Jhonny and the crew dig into a full plate of NFL chaos and Thanksgiving hot takes. From surprising upsets that shook the league to arguments over which Thanksgiving dish deserves to be banished from the table (sorry, green bean casserole), the episode blends football analysis with holiday flavor.The hosts break down Joe Burrow’s return and what it means for the Bengals, while also diving deep into fantasy football strategy as bye weeks wind down and playoff races heat up. They explore

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01:07:12

Your Pickem Pool

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2025/11/27

This week, Commish Jhonny is back with Omar and ready to dive into a packed Week 13 slate. They kick things off with survivor pick chaos, debating instincts versus logic as they recap last week’s hits and misses. With Thanksgiving football on the horizon, the guys break down the holiday matchups, highlight key injuries that could swing games, and look at how shifting team dynamics are reshaping playoff outlooks across the league.From quarterback struggles to surprise breakout performances, they

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00:52:58

Your Banged Up Team

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2025/11/21

This week, the crew break down a brutally injury-filled stretch of the NFL season—and what it means for your fantasy team that’s probably limping to the finish line. Jhonny, Omar, and Ruben dive into Week 12 with a full slate of matchups (no bye weeks, finally) and plenty of chaos to sort through. From Josh Allen’s turnover-heavy performance to the Texans’ quietly elite defense, the crew analyzes how banged-up rosters, shifting team dynamics, and unpredictable quarterback play are shaping both

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01:04:28

Your Inconsistent Season

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2025/11/15

This week, the crew dive headfirst into the chaos that is the 2025 NFL season—where nothing is predictable, everything is questionable, and your fantasy roster is probably hanging on by a thread. Commish Jhonny Co-Host Crispy and Omar break down the inconsistencies shaping Week 10 and Week 11, from shocking wins and disappointing losses to quarterbacks who can’t decide who they are from one Sunday to the next. They unpack the latest trade talks, the risks and rewards of shaking up your roster, and

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00:55:36

Your Winning Weekend

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2025/11/08

This week, the guys are riding high after what can only be described as a winning weekend—on the field, in fantasy, and maybe even in life. Jhonny and Omar kick things off with stories from Houston’s ice houses and a quick recap of the week’s wildest NFL moments before diving into all things fantasy football. From the Broncos’ surprise performance to key trade deadline shakeups, they break down how shifting rosters are redefining team chemistry and player value. The hosts share their latest fantasy

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01:04:48

Your Questionable Officiating

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2025/10/31

In this week’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of Week 8, where blown calls and baffling flags took center stage. Jhonny and Omar break down the most questionable officiating moments from around the league while recapping their weekly NFL picks, fantasy performances, and betting outcomes. From the Dolphins’ statement win to the Niners’ frustrating loss, they dissect the highs and lows of the week with their signature mix of sarcasm and sharp insight. The crew debates overreactions,

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01:00:05

Your 2026 Byemagedon

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2025/10/24

It’s that time of year — when half your fantasy lineup is on a bye and your waiver wire looks like a yard sale. Jhonny and Omar dive headfirst into Byemageddon 2026, breaking down the chaos of Week 7, the heartbreak of bad beats, and the art of surviving when your best players are all on vacation. The guys recap Ruben’s “three-for-five” betting week and discuss the questionable rise of sports betting on the Robin Hood app (because why not lose your stock money and your parlay at the same time?)

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00:43:23

Your Fall From Grace

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2025/10/18

Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill an entire therapy session. From the emotional rollercoaster of blown leads to fantasy heartbreaks, the guys break down the Week 6 Top 5s, featuring Patrick Mahomes reclaiming his throne, Bijan Robinson doing

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00:54:56

Your Undefeated Team

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2025/10/09

Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence stumble into glory, and the Cardinals finding a new way to embarrass themselves in a brutal loss to the Titans. From there, the guys tackle the week’s top fantasy performers — CJ Stroud proving Houston’s got a

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01:00:54

Your Chopped Chances

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2025/10/04

Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings in with his picks as we head into the first round of bye weeks and a lighter Week 5 lineup.

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01:10:48

Your Blocked Dreams

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2025/09/27

Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse against the Browns the worst loss? And more importantly… is it time to start calling Danny Dimes Daniel Dollar in MVP conversations? (Spoiler: probably not, but it’s fun to dream.) We break down the Week 3 Top

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01:10:09

Your Early Onset Panic

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2025/09/20

Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his picks, and we look ahead to a stacked Week 3 slate. Don’t hit that panic button just yet… or maybe

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