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PODCAST

No One Cares About

No One Cares About

A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.

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00:52:58

Your Banged Up Team

No One Cares About ·

2025/11/21

This week, the crew break down a brutally injury-filled stretch of the NFL season—and what it means for your fantasy team that’s probably limping to the finish line. Jhonny, Omar, and Ruben dive into Week 12 with a full slate of matchups (no bye weeks, finally) and plenty of chaos to sort through. From Josh Allen’s turnover-heavy performance to the Texans’ quietly elite defense, the crew analyzes how banged-up rosters, shifting team dynamics, and unpredictable quarterback play are shaping both

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01:04:28

Your Inconsistent Season

No One Cares About ·

2025/11/15

This week, the crew dive headfirst into the chaos that is the 2025 NFL season—where nothing is predictable, everything is questionable, and your fantasy roster is probably hanging on by a thread. Commish Jhonny Co-Host Crispy and Omar break down the inconsistencies shaping Week 10 and Week 11, from shocking wins and disappointing losses to quarterbacks who can’t decide who they are from one Sunday to the next. They unpack the latest trade talks, the risks and rewards of shaking up your roster, and

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00:55:36

Your Winning Weekend

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2025/11/08

This week, the guys are riding high after what can only be described as a winning weekend—on the field, in fantasy, and maybe even in life. Jhonny and Omar kick things off with stories from Houston’s ice houses and a quick recap of the week’s wildest NFL moments before diving into all things fantasy football. From the Broncos’ surprise performance to key trade deadline shakeups, they break down how shifting rosters are redefining team chemistry and player value. The hosts share their latest fantasy

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01:04:48

Your Questionable Officiating

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2025/10/31

In this week’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into the chaos of Week 8, where blown calls and baffling flags took center stage. Jhonny and Omar break down the most questionable officiating moments from around the league while recapping their weekly NFL picks, fantasy performances, and betting outcomes. From the Dolphins’ statement win to the Niners’ frustrating loss, they dissect the highs and lows of the week with their signature mix of sarcasm and sharp insight. The crew debates overreactions,

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01:00:05

Your 2026 Byemagedon

No One Cares About ·

2025/10/24

It’s that time of year — when half your fantasy lineup is on a bye and your waiver wire looks like a yard sale. Jhonny and Omar dive headfirst into Byemageddon 2026, breaking down the chaos of Week 7, the heartbreak of bad beats, and the art of surviving when your best players are all on vacation. The guys recap Ruben’s “three-for-five” betting week and discuss the questionable rise of sports betting on the Robin Hood app (because why not lose your stock money and your parlay at the same time?)

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00:43:23

Your Fall From Grace

No One Cares About ·

2025/10/18

Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill an entire therapy session. From the emotional rollercoaster of blown leads to fantasy heartbreaks, the guys break down the Week 6 Top 5s, featuring Patrick Mahomes reclaiming his throne, Bijan Robinson doing

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00:54:56

Your Undefeated Team

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2025/10/09

Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence stumble into glory, and the Cardinals finding a new way to embarrass themselves in a brutal loss to the Titans. From there, the guys tackle the week’s top fantasy performers — CJ Stroud proving Houston’s got a

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01:00:54

Your Chopped Chances

No One Cares About ·

2025/10/04

Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings in with his picks as we head into the first round of bye weeks and a lighter Week 5 lineup.

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01:10:48

Your Blocked Dreams

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2025/09/27

Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse against the Browns the worst loss? And more importantly… is it time to start calling Danny Dimes Daniel Dollar in MVP conversations? (Spoiler: probably not, but it’s fun to dream.) We break down the Week 3 Top

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01:10:09

Your Early Onset Panic

No One Cares About ·

2025/09/20

Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his picks, and we look ahead to a stacked Week 3 slate. Don’t hit that panic button just yet… or maybe

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01:02:34

Your Unexpected Win

No One Cares About ·

2025/09/13

The NOCA Crew is back for another episode to break down the highs and lows of Week 1 in the 2025 season. Which teams came out firing, and who looked like they left their playbook in the offseason? Tune in for sharp recaps, bold bets, and your hosts’ must-hear picks for Week 2.

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00:44:52

Your Lightning Start

No One Cares About ·

2025/09/06

The 25-26 NFL Season is finally here! And it's already off to a thunderous... delay? Commish Jhonny and a (slightly under the weather) Co-host Crispy talk about the season opener and preview the week's matchups. They get a call from Rube who has the bets of the week and he even graces us with a Fat Phil Farfetched Parlay that includes 15 games spanning the US Open, NCAA Football and some NFL. $100 wins you over $115k if they all break the right way! Don't forget to set your lineups

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00:45:28

Your Summer Hiatus

No One Cares About ·

2025/08/30

In "No One Cares About: Your Summer Hiatus" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back! In their final offseason epsiode they recap their Scott Fish Bowl draft experience as well as their Final Dynasty draft. They both still have a few drafts to go including the Fumble Games that is coming up soon. Join the two as they get ready for the first week of the regular season next week.

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00:53:18

Super Hangover

No One Cares About ·

2025/02/16

It's done.The football season has come to an end, and most of us are left with hangovers. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back to recap the big game, go over some hot off the press of season news and touch on the halftime show. This isn't the end of the NOCA Season though. The pod will be going through a brief hiatus and pickup again around the NFL Draft to get you ready for the next fantasy season!

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00:53:04

Your Super Bets

No One Cares About ·

2025/02/08

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Super Bets, it's that time of year again! Rube joins Commish Jhonny to go over all the different bets for the big game this weekend as well as two different locks, based on who you think is winning. From the power going out (again), to halftime and more they have you covered! Beyond that, they preview the game as well.

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00:50:24

Your Almost Championship

No One Cares About ·

2025/02/01

The latest episode of “No One Cares About” Your Almost Championship, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the NFL's Conference Championships, and get every one ready for the Pro Bowl Games! Are you excited for them? Or is it just the Commish? Ruben calls in with a few bets for the Pro Bowl games like a true degenerate. The CCC's are back and the hosts recap their fantasy football leagues and championship results.

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00:51:08

Your Snow Day

No One Cares About ·

2025/01/25

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Snow Day, the NFL playoffs are here, with the Commanders facing the Eagles and the Bills taking on the Chiefs. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about the impact of the weather made during the divisional round and whether (see what I did there?) makes the playoffs more or less enjoyable. They make their picks for the games, and they get a call from Ruben with a few bets for the penultimate weekend of football.

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00:52:44

Your Playoff Comeback

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2025/01/18

They're back! In this week's podcast “No One Cares About” Your Playoff Comeback, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy returns after a hiatus, discussing recent NFL news, injuries, and the playoff picture. Ruben is back with his bets of the week. They preview the Divisional Round playoff games, making their picks and highlighting key matchups.

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01:03:00

Your QB 3

No One Cares About ·

2024/12/21

In this week’s episode of "No One Cares About: Your QB 3" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy cover quarterback injuries, including Kirk Cousins’ benching and Patrick Mahomes’ ankle sprain. The playoff picture is also discussed, with several teams vying for the remaining spots in both the AFC and NFC. Rube calls in for this week's bets and the episode concludes with a recap of Week 15 pick’ems and a preview of Week 16 games.

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01:08:17

Your Playoff Miss

No One Cares About ·

2024/12/14

On this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Playoff Miss, Commish Jhonny is joined by fellow commish, Rube! They recap week 14's top 10 performances while getting you ready for the first round of the playoffs. Co-Host Crispy calls in while on vacation. We have a weird Freaky Friday thing going on. And the two commissioners talk about their leagues including the teacher league. Good luck to those in the playoffs, as some of us enjoy the view from the Byes (or from the loser bracket).

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