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The Steve & Jeff Show

Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf

Comedy, Improvisation, and strange, but cool interviews, are all bundled into one weekly podcast. Steve and Jeff have been friends for more than 50 years, funny since 2022. Enjoy the "Malk Show" (mock talk show) and visit www.steveandjeff.com to find out more.www.steveandjeff.com

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27:54

S4 E19 - Profiles in Cowardice

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2026/02/21

Send a text With the untimely closing of the Kennedy Center, our hosts lucked upon an awards show for political cowardice that needed a venue. Never missing an opportunity, our hosts present the Lindsey Graham Profiles in Courage/Cowardice Awards for 2025. What a stunning array of nominees and honorable (sic) mentions. Award season has never been livelier. Steve returned the rented tuxedo he had just in case there were photos. Jeff summoned up the courage/cowardice to ask Kristy Noem for a da...

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23:50

S4 E18 - Rescheduling Valentine's Day (and Everything...

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2026/02/14

Send a text As attentive to detail as usual, our hosts neglected to plan anything for Valentine's Day. But luckily our intrepid podcast hosts always have ideas--and they did not disappoint! They create holiday buffer zones, if you will, and why not apply them to birthdays and anniversaries? And why not solve world problems with them as well? Happy perpetual Saturday, and welcome to the Claudidian Race! Steve scheduled the show to post one minute later than usual, just to feel unconstrained. J...

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26:41

S4 E17 - EXCLUSIVE MADURO INTERVIEW! (and rabbit holes)

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2026/02/07

Send us a text Ever the intrepid journalists, our hosts secured an exclusive interview with Nicolas Maduro, formerly of Venezuela, now residing in New York. While prepping to interview him, our hosts engage in an extended, informative, yet pointless discussion of various odd and extreme things they have run across while searching for something else. From the Carnegie Library to the Holy Roman Empire, you won't want to miss a single gem! Jeff is trying to invent a frictionless ruler. Steve thi...

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27:17

S4 E16 - Inventions You Can't Believe!

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2026/01/31

Send us a text Inspired to invent things that have never existed before, Steve finds a highly successful inventor who has agreed (for a fee) to be his mentor (for a year, under the terms of the program). His name believe it or not is Rodney Dangerfield, and you're probably using some of his inventions already. Just wait until you find out what he has coming soon! Steve writes down Uncle Sal's sayings in hopes of creating a new book. Jeff stayed in the studio to fully examine Rodney's last inv...

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S4 E15 - Steve and Jeff Have a Feud - Encore...

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2026/01/24

Send us a text This week we go back to a show first aired last June, which seems timely once again. With so many public figures having public feuds these days, it was only a matter of time until our hosts had their own feud. Who knew it would be live in the studio in the middle of a show that was supposed to be about dream interpretation? Jeff may have fired the first shot, but a lot of people say Steve did and they don't care what the tape says, they're going with it. Miss Clare hoped to tak...

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25:57

S4 E14 - Recipes for Healthy Eating

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2026/01/17

Send us a text When Jeff describes his recent bout of the flu, Steve wonders if it might be Jeff's horrible diet. After all, in the words of that great nutritionist Rodney Dangerfield, you are what you eat. Steve describes how his mom got him started on healthy eating and shares his mom's favorite recipes in hopes of improving Jeff's eating habits. Vodka sales should increase. Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Bobby Beatflay "Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by ...

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25:41

S4 E13 - Shipwreck Davis Chases a Record

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2026/01/10

Send us a text Our hosts talk with a relative of Crash Davis and Smash Davis (former show guests) who is also on a quest for a Guinness Book of World Records record. Shipwreck Davis is focusing his record quest on Venezuelan fishing boats and has quite a good start thanks to the various boat attacks in recent times. Jeff plans a trip to Boca. Steve gave up song lyrics and quotes Eugene O'Neill. Johnny contemplates money without work, which is something he is skilled at. Steve - Steve Je...

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19:21

S4 E12 - The Short Show

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2026/01/03

Send us a text Steve thought it would be good to do a shorter show than usual this week and have a shorter opening joke. Unfortunately, Jeff thought Steve said to do a show filled with short jokes. In a desperate attempt to keep the show going, achievements in bad taste ensued. Several little people have asked for equal time. Jeff said he still believes in elves. Steve wants to hit the bars with Johnny. Miss Clare keeps sniffing her hair. Noam Chomsky may write an essay about this episode. St...

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24:28

S4 E11 - New Year's Resolutions

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/12/27

Send us a text It's that time of the rolling year again, time for our hosts to admit they are terrible at making New Year's resolutions and even worse at keeping them. So of course, they rely on the millions of listeners to submit their resolutions. They do not disappoint. With all these resolutions, it should be a bang-up year, especially in Pennsylvania. Jeff considers changing his name to Mike Hunt. Steve resets his watch. Johnny refilled his lighter. Happy new year to all! Steve - Steve J...

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25:44

S4 E10 - Half and Half Gift Guide

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/12/20

Send us a text Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Gaza poster was a big hit. Miss Clare is dining on corned beef schnitzel. Johnny is off this week so is probably kno...

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25:15

S4 E9 - White House White Friday Sale

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2025/12/13

Send us a text Stumped with what to get people this Holiday Season, our hosts are aided by our king's answer to those "woke" Black Friday sales and they dive into the White House White Friday Sale product list. So many wonderful yet high priced bargains! Steve does song lyrics and actual singing, and neither is memorable. Jeff tries to clear his computer cache but some of those popups linger. Johnny quietly sings "Have Yourself a Gerrymandered Christmas" to himself. Steve - Steve Jeff -...

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28:22

S4 E8 - Steve and Jeff Beg for Money

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2025/12/06

Send us a text Faced with economic stress, our hosts shamelessly pander for advertising dollars by showing off how good their ads have been in the past. Maybe this will attract new ads. Maybe they can charge old advertisers again for running their ads. Either way, money is money. They shake down...I mean feature...Appropriation Station, Whose Sari Now, Pho King, Seoul's on Fire Kimchee, and so many more highlights of their advertising successes. They even have a new ad about our king that you...

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23:42

S4 E7 - Are You Funnier than AI???

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/11/29

Send us a text Steve tries out an AI-generated joke that falls as flat as wienerschnitzel under a car tire. This leads to a discussion of whether AI can be as funny, or dare I say funnier, than real people. With those AI versions of Steve and Jeff floating around, our hosts challenge their AI selves to a battle of the jokes, judged by our own Johnny who is probably not AI. The competition is fierce, and the jokes fly so fast you would think the Borsht Belt is gearing up for a comeback. Who wi...

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31:08

S4 E6 - Another Family Thanksgiving Dinner

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/11/22

Send us a text Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Christmas at Stateville, and Joliet will never be the same. Steve is sure the opening joke will end soon. Johnny contemplates a future in child care. Li...

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22:53

S4 E5 - AI and the Great Replacement

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2025/11/15

Send us a text Back from their deportation, our hosts are again in Eccentric Ladyland Studios and welcome Adolph Inkster, who Steve met at a psychic's convention. Mr. Inkster is the creator of AI as well as the creator of the Great Replacement Theory, and he explains how they are connected in ways we never wanted to know. The future looks bright for Mr. Inkster assuming he is not himself AI. Steve's stomach turns so badly he may not eat for a couple days. Jeff considers changing his last name...

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22:06

S4 E4 - The Test to Come Home

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2025/11/08

Send us a text Still deported to Cozumel, our hosts take a test that, if passed, will get them back into the US. The problem is our hosts are very bad testees...wait...so to get ready they prepared with practice tests and decided to take the test live on the podcast. Thrill to their efforts to peer into the dark recesses and open sewer lines of the minds who create situations like this, and tests like this. Steve spent the rest of the day working out on the boxing speed bag. Jeff made a serie...

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29:53

S4 E3 - Best Halloween Costumes

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/11/01

Send us a text Sure, Halloween is over. But don't you want to get a jump on what the trends will be for next year? We hope so, because the studio never got our hosts' tape this week from their deportation camp. So here is an encore presentation of the best in Halloween wear. Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all ...

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30:41

S4 E2 - Who's Indicted Next??

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/10/25

Send us a text Still at their deportation site (the Cozumel Hilton Resort and Deportation Center), our hosts talk about the rapid-fire revenge tour indictments coming out of the White House faster than Epstein denials. Steve's Uncle Sal's Rogers Park sports book hasn't been this active since the 2003 playoffs, and don't ever ask him about that one. Our hosts discuss the newest indictments and the substantial non-evidence behind them. Steve resorts to song lyrics again. Jeff wishes Taco Tuesda...

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24:29

S4 E1 - Steve and Jeff Get Deported

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/10/18

Send us a text Our hosts kick off season 4 from their new and hopefully temporary location, a deportation camp in Mexico. For once they found the silver lining though, because through a clerical error they wound up being deported to the Hilton Cozumel resort. I could tell you what the clerical error was, but you really should listen to the show and find out, and you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to find out without listening. Our hosts have made many friends among fellow deportees ...

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19:23

S3 E50 - Are You a REAL American Game Show

The Steve & Jeff Show ·

2025/10/11

Send us a text As season 3 winds down, and before season 4 starts next week, our hosts are informed that they must prove themselves to be REAL Americans in order to stay on the air, in the country, and on the planet. Conveniently, Johnny signed up with ICE, so he was deputized to administer the questions to see just how real our hosts are. We don't know the results yet, but I hear they both signed up for lessons in Spanish and Arabic, just in case. Play along at home and see whether you, too,...

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