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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

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A podcast of all things geeky! Movies, TV, comics, randomness and more!

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SPECIAL - Nerdmas 2025: Chest the Wax, Ma'am

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2025/12/25

It's time for a festive Throwdown!Nerdmas is a time to spend with family, and so what better way to do this than by a couples team-up! Paul and Doug bring their better halves to battle as Mike holds court! Who will will the Christmas Championship? Will relationships survive the night? And how much hair will Mike have left on his chest once it's all over There's only one way to find out... The 50ft Nerds: It's just that easy!

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Episode 97 - The Lebanese is Good

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2025/11/05

It's November at the Geek Boutique! Don't ask about October, that's a sore subject...But hey, we have a guest! The star of the War Doctor Begins range for Big Finish Productions, the voice of young John Hurt himself, Jonothon Carley! Jonothon joins us to pitch Star Wars movies, canary-eating CEO's, Eastenders: The Game and a whole lot more before we grill him on what it's like to be Doctor Who, why Mr. Bean was the start of this whole journey and, crucially, what he has for lunch. Apologies for

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SPECIAL: The Good, The Bad & The Blu Ray

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2025/10/08

Streaming's for quitters! Paul and Mike head off to Snips Movie Rentals, a cinematic time capsule boasting over 19.000 DVD's and Blu-Rays - and one very passionate owner, Dave Wain.Join them as they chat about the glory days of the video store, the myriad of titles in stock, and how Snips refuses to hit "stop" when everyone else pressed "eject". The 50ft Nerds: THEY have The Last Amityville Movie in stock...

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We Have Bad News....

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2025/10/06

Episode 97 will be delayed, possibly forever... Mike explains why...

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Episode 96 - Mr. Mike Goes to London

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2025/09/10

The Nerds are back once again at the Geek Boutique and Mike comes loaded with tales to tell after a little journey to the big smoke and a brush with celebrity. Paul has been to the less impressive Derby, and Doug... well, Doug's never even at work these days, he's too busy watching movies!Topics of discussion include supervillain spin-offs, Sean Connery rises from the grave once again and Morgan Freeman talks the art of war. Elsewhere John Hollywood tells us he's a very naughty boy and the episode

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SPECIAL - You Must Be Joshing??

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2025/08/04

It's time to THROW DOWN!Before Paul's son Joshua heads off to drama school we thought it only right to give him a surprise spotlight on the show and play some of our favourite games and a bit of the old improv too. Who will win? How many genders do aliens have? What do ducks have to do with it all? There's only one way to find out... The 50ft Nerds: How can you forget Glob Herman?

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Episode 95 - There Can Be Only One

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2025/07/15

After skipping June's show the Nerds are BACK at Geek Retreat in Warrington to catch up on all the news that's fit to print and parody!Paul's been to France, Doug's dad is old and Mike has been on a secret mission. Elsewhere Sean Connery is back from the grave, Star Wars gets bleak and John Hollywood stops by to add more to his ever expanding lore. Also, Paul went to France. The 50ft Nerds: Your cottage pie is ready! Don't forget to visit westkirbyescaperoom.co.uk and use code GRIGGS10 for 10%

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Episode 94 - Hot, Wet & Brown

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2025/05/12

Mike is feeling a little bit Kenneth Williams, Paul has waxes puppetry and Doug celebrates his friend owning a hat for three years. Elsewhere, Darth Vader has long covid, the Alien Xenomorph teams up with ET, cousin Roman keeps calling, and an erotic bedtime story makes no sense.The 50ft Nerds: Not even Hawkeye likes Hawkeye

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Episode 93 - Demographic Deliciousness

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2025/04/12

It's another month at Geek Retreat and Doug is cleaning up after a pre-release, Paul is renting movies he already owns and Mike is not happy with Disney's recent animated output.Elsewhere John Hollywood is something of a scientist himself, Neill Blomkamp draws old people, Shaggy swings by and we check in with Doug-tor Who. The 50ft Nerds: Paul is a Bear-ist

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Episode 92 - Let Me Just Zip Up

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2025/03/10

Spring has sprung, and so have the Nerds once again!In this episode John Hollywood wants to hear what 's next for Bond, Dr. Manhattan is revealed as the worst internet troll and we try to decipher why men in their 30's looked a lot older on one very specific game show. Elsewhere, Mike sings the theme to an australian soap opera, Doug has filled his Lurgy bingo card, and Paul is now in charge of Geek Retreat Warrington. The 50ft Nerds: We sell all the things. Even umbrellas.

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SPECIAL - The Con Trolls

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2025/02/13

It's Anime Con time again!Mike and Paul head to the stage alongside their buddy John (who microphones seem to hate) for a fun round of The Box'd Trolls all about eastern animated classics and some less well regarded titles too. How well will Paul and John fare against the audience? Has make seen Demon Slayer yet? Would you Death Note a Death Note? Find out all these things and more in this episode! The 50ft Nerds: Mike did actually see Demon Slayer afterwards and enjoyed it!

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Episode 91 - John Hollywood is a Real Boy!

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2025/02/05

We're back for a new year! After taking time away (and recoring a "lost" episode) the hijinx resume with Paul stalking Steven Moffat, Sigourney Weaver becomes the incinerator of scientific monstrosities, Game of Thrones gets the spin off we didn't know we needed, and the gang list their favourite movies of 2024. Except for Amara who watches YouTube instead.It's like we've never been away. The 50ft Nerds: Thrill me!

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Episode 90 - John Cena Loops the Loop

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2024/10/09

It's our 200th overall episode!This month sees Mike ready a million memes for battle, Paul has a religious epiphany and Doug tries to sell the others a Murder House. Elsewhere we try to uncover just why Kyle Chandler hates giant apes, Kelsey Grammer sings about his fetishes and Tom Howard tries to will himself into existence. The 50ft Nerds: Chasing remote control cars around a chicken pen

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Episode 89 - Bad Boys

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2024/09/11

This month Mike tells us about the weekend he lived as John Hollywood among strangers, Paul has been surrounded by vacuum cleaners, and Doug has been writing FanFic and loves wind.Elsewhere we discuss where the Scream franchise is headed next, Porky Pig sees some sh*t and, in an improv challenge, we find out just how different Gandalf could have been... Sounds like another chapter in the 50ft Nerds saga! The 50ft Nerds: You shall not pass, you c*nt

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Episode 88 - 5hrek - The Lunchbox!

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2024/08/16

We're back for an Attack and Paul has an exciting time racing cars, Mike has a robotic exhistential crisis and Doug extols the glories of war.We also talk about bird people (look like Birds, walk like People), Paul's wife wants a divorce, hair suckers and finally, The Joker and Kevin Nash join the Black Parade. The 50ft Nerds: Hotter than wearing a jumper in Egypt!

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SPECIAL - Mike Is Old Now

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2024/07/12

How is the most handsome, suave and debonair member of the 50ft Nerds now 40 years old?! Well, time mostly. But that's besides the point, it's a new episode and to celebrate Mike's birthday he's pitting Amara, Doug and Paul against each other in another edition of the 50ft Throwdown!Who will come out on top with rounds such as Crood Descriptions, What Could it IMBD?, new round Logan's Run, and of course it's not a Throwdown unless we play Box'd Trolls! The 50ft Nerds: It has to be Shang-Chi next,

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Episode 87 - Koepke? . . . Gatwa!

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2024/06/07

Oh boy, things get weird this month as Mike is tired, Paul wants two dads, and Doug recieves an inappropriate package...Elsewhere we meet Billy Bob Coltrane, Mark Ent and four Galactuses roll down a hill in a bathtub! Just a regular month at Geek Retreat then! The 50ft Nerds: Zzzzzzzz

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Episode 86 - Weekend 3: Bernie Goes Cuban

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2024/05/13

This epsiode Paul shows us his unique set of skills, Mike busts out a brand new, unexpected impression and Doug doesn't want to see Seth Rogan's weiner.We also discover Eternia is a quarry in Wales, Ocean liners solve crimes, Phone Boxes are writing their autobiographies. Standard stuff really! The 50ft Nerds: Get that fish!

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Episode 85 - Welcome to the Crumble

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2024/04/27

It's April and the Nerds are once again sitting down and standing up at Geek Retreat in Warrington!In this episode Amara is late, Paul can see his fantasy gap in 4k, Mike is waving at invisible cameras and Doug's pancreas explodes. So a pretty standard episode! 50ft Nerds: It's very TARDesque

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Episode 84 - Directed by Gareth Edwards

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2024/03/07

Your favourite Nerds are back at Geek Retreat in Warrington to talk about all the geek news!In this episode Chesney Hawkes turns the other cheek, Mike auditions to be a Love Bug, Sam Neill visits the Jurassic Dead Zone, Paul discovers John Hollywood's Welsh cousin, Amara is Twitching, and Doug learns of the Willy experience. Pretty standard stuff I'd say! 50ft Nerds: HONK!

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