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GAPM | Got A Problem Mate?

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Got A Problem Mate? Award winning comics Bilal Zafar & Joey Page take on all the problems in the world, from guests and listeners to Coleen Nolan!? It might not be the best advice in the world, but advice it is. Send your problems in to gotaproblemmate@gmail.com for a chance at the boys giving you some guidance. For enquiries contact gotaproblemmate@Gmail.com Find us on your favourite social media platform by searching for "Got a problem mate" xo

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73:21

YOUR WORST COUSIN

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/10/01

Celebrity relatives, shower quantum jumping, the rage page and so, so much more! We are finally properly back again! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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41:03

UNFORTUNATE BEST OF

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/09/24

Look, we had the biggest tech issues that anyone has ever had. Joey Page put together a little best of in the mean time. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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60:58

JOEY IS WOKE NOW

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/09/09

Finally back in studio together! We have much laughing today and the stuff included is: A classic ANY NEWS RECIPES, Joey's writing retreats and acting jobs, Internet Zafari returns and so much more! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on

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53:10

RESIGN FOR GOLF

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/09/03

Back with a plan of how to get into Michael Barrymore's flat, Bilal's golf controversy and the list of the top 20 scumbags of the summer! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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50:12

TOP 20 WRONG'UNS

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/08/19

The earliest ever GAPM to be recorded at 9.30am. Bilal is tired, Joey is wired, which makes for a great episode. We get into your 'top 20 wrong'uns of summer', Bilal updates us on his crazy Edinburgh Fringe experience and Joey is going on a writing retreat for some reason. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord:

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40:05

GAPM REGRETS

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/08/13

Bilal is at the Edinburgh fringe, Joey is in his flat. We talk about reviews, some regrets about past guests, Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats and Joey is cooking up a new feature!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJIntro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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80:01

GAPM LIVE STREAM BONANZA

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/07/29

Our first LIVE streamed episode was a big success! Lots of fun and the WINNER or the Rogues of Entertainment is finally revealed! Special guest Gareth Dutton aka Gary Dooton also pops in! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more

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66:34

ETHICAL BANTERING

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/07/23

Look , they have returned! Joey does a really serious section for some reason but don't worry, he also did some class bits. Classic features return of course and a very important chat about the ethics of bantering. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on

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54:29

CHASED BY MY OWN LAPTOP

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/07/09

Joey Page is in Turkey having an undeserved holiday this week. We talk about his stupid holiday, a sad day in some ruins and too much more if anything. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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56:23

LUKE MCQUEEN | SHE THINKS I'M A WORM

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/07/01

Well have a look at this! The brilliant comedian and our good friend Luke Mcqueen is back to see how things have changed for us since leaving the old studio. Thank goodness, VET THE GUEST returns, as does DO YOU REMEMBER and so much more! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig

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54:40

CAN YOU SPOT EPSTEIN?

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/06/22

It's the two of them back on the sofa for the classic GAPM formula. Loads of internet Zafari, we look at some Charles Bronson merch and so much more etc! Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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54:55

THE BREAST OF THE BEAST

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/06/11

What's that? A brand new GAPM? It is! We were both so busy this week, we had to do another remote record but this one is class. We have the saddest any news recipe, we chat about some of the weird gigs we've done this week and there are ZAFAR RANTS!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig

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65:43

THE ARSENAL SPURS SPECIAL

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/06/04

Sorry but this is such a classic GAPM! We talk about football a little bit but you'll love it even if you don't care about football etc. We've got the draw for 'Rogues of Entertainment' Semi Finale! Some amazing Internet Zafari's and too much more class stuff actually. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro

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68:33

MILO EDWARDS IS TOO CLEVER FOR US

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/05/28

We're back after a short break and we have the brilliant Milo Edwards being really clever and funny for us! We've also got the draw for the next round of our 'Rogues of Entertainment' and so much more! Find Milo here: @milo_edwards on your favourite social media. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and

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51:50

SAD SOAP

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/05/13

It's another remote record but it's a classic! Joey says something awful about his Girlfriend and Bilal's Wife, we slag off some comedians and we get to your latest YouTube comments. Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about

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50:02

JOYLESS DUCK PEOPLE

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/05/07

Joey is away on a big tour so we did one of these remote records. We are the first podcast to ever do this. Joey has special ravioli, Bilal gets annoyed about a couple of people with ducks and so much more actually!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on

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53:24

MY SNOWGLOBES

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/04/29

This is another classic GAPM! We got the results of the 'Rogues of Entertainment' round of 16, The internet Zafari, more Barrymore and so much more great stuff!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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56:10

JAKE LAMBERT AND JOEY'S DRIVING

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/04/23

Well look at this then! We have the brilliant INTERNATIONAL Comedian who is currently on his World Tour! We talk about Joey's driving, sleep habits and DO YOU REMEMBER finally returns!You can find out more about Jake Lambert here: https://www.jakelambertcomedy.com/ here's his podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/had-worse-mondays-with-jake-lambert/id1866955634 Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform

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58:10

TALK LIKE BARRYMORE

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/04/15

We are BACK with working sound and video. We got some great Barrymore stuff, we eat lemons and we find out some new about our live show...Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord: https://discord.gg/7T8aaF6MhJ Intro and graphics by: Craig Lamberton Music by: Dewaud (on bandcamp) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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53:53

THE FRENCH ULTRAS

GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? ·

2026/04/09

Joey went to a football match in France and was attacked by an ultra, sort of. We also reveal the results from the first round of the 'Rogues of Entertainment' cup! Also, I would like to apologise for Joey's mic being turned down for the first 25 mins. We will never make this mistake again!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a problem mate' on your favourite social media platform xo Here's that speak pipe link: speakpipe.com/gapm Discord:

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