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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante

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51:13

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.08 - Failure Is Not An...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/03/05

Solomon had Talos Ivo sanctify his auramite-infused xenos glaive by inscribing symbols onto it that represented his companions. Avarice learned that the captain of the crew that attacked them and abducted the Judge was Libertine Morwith, a human who was raised in Drukhari captivity and escaped to become a rogue trader. They decided not to pursue the Judge, having no idea where he went and trusting that it was Valentyne’s intention for him to be taken and that he would be returned to them. Morgan

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55:23

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.07 - Sanctus Fortus Unus

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/02/26

Damien questioned Morgan about the auramite aquila necklace that CL053T had made, and she revealed that she had requested it for Damien to wear because of auramite’s anti-psyker properties. Morgan reviewed the symbols on the intruders and realized that they were Drukhari runes that were altered purposefully to be offensive to a Drukhari. CL053T reported that repairs to the ship would take 114.3 days, so they all decided to invest the intervening time in learning how to repair the sub-light and warp

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00:43:08

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.06 - Becalmed

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/02/19

Morgan, Damien, and Solomon discussed the findings from their initial investigations into the recent incursion aboard the Lucky Strike. They decided to keep a human watch on duty at all times. Solomon used stimms to stay awake during his first watch, and when he couldn’t sleep later, Damien had him sedated. Morgan privately asked CL053T to used some of their auramite to fashion and aquila medallion on a chain.Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and

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00:45:54

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.05 - Damage Done

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/02/12

Morgan needed answers about possible tampering in Avarice’s brain, but CL053T wouldn’t permit Talos Ivo to perform a scan on the Savant, so Morgan asked CL053T to do it instead and the scan revealed no anomalies. She then asked Talos Ivo to explain his religious doctrine, determined that his benefits outweighed the risks, and ordered CL053T to dedicate some of his time to giving the Mechanicus the tools he needed to tinker moving forward. Meanwhile, Damien and Solomon investigated Judge Rex’s

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00:43:13

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.04 - Motive and...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/02/05

While the intruders were sucked into space through the open airlock, Morgan, Damien, and Solomon managed to hang on until Talos Ivo secured the seal once more. They got a brief look at the enemy ship before its cloak engaged, but with a damaged engine, the Lucky Strike was stuck in place for now. Once Avarice was set free, the savant revealed that his bifurcated brain had allowed the intruders aboard, and he had initially assumed that it’s what Valentyne had wanted. Talos Ivo was tasked with

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00:45:23

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.03 - The Bifurcated Brain

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/01/29

With Judge Rex nowhere to be found and Morgan injured and poisoned, Brother Solomon and Damien continued to fight their way out of their room. Damien unleashed a powerful blast to eliminate most of the intruders in their immediate vicinity, a gun servitor cleared the rest, and CL053T pointed them in the direction Morgan had been taken and secured Talos Ivo. Morgan managed to shake off the effects of the poison, but as Damien and Solomon entered the aft hold, the hostile ship pulled away, leaving the

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00:42:36

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/01/22

The Lucky Strike was boarded while its crew slept. Morgan awoke to an intruder in her room who seemed human, but moved like a Drukhari. The strange being claimed she had abducted Judge Rex on behalf of a client. Damien and Solomon discovered the door to their quarters had been welded shut, so they began tearing through it with weapons and warp fire while trying to make contact with anyone else aboard who could possibly help.Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler

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00:46:03

Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/01/15

The agents completed another mission, having rescued the Heretek Talos Ivo, and resolved the Drukhari incursion within the Hawkstar system. Morgan, Damien, Solomon, and Judge Rex set off once more in their ship, the Lucky Strike, awaiting information on their next mission.Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun,

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00:56:10

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.36 - Parting Gifts

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/01/08

As Solomon duelled the Incubus, the wraithbone Warp gate opened a portal to Commorragh, and the Archon grew impatient, popping the heads of Governor Darius and the Astropath. Damien summoned his psychic abilities and finished off the Incubus, but the powers in the Warp overwhelmed him and he became possessed by the Deamon Kestrel. Morgan decided to leave the governor to his fate in favour of saving Damien, and she and the rest of the agents spoke holy words of encouragement until Damien finally

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00:42:35

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.35 - A Prayer in Steel

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2026/01/01

The band fought and destroyed the massive Spyrer Amberlin. Morgan used the password Hydra Dominatus to access the throne room where two Drukhari bearing symbols of the Kabal of the Bladed Cage held Darius and his Astropath hostage. As they reached an impasse with words, the Archon suggested a duel between the Incubus and Solomon. As the two fought, Morgan called Romeo in to stealthily observe the rest of the room. The servitor identified two hostage adepts of the Mechanicus working on what appeared

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00:45:31

One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 3

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/27

Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to save Squigmas and avenge Da Red Gobbo? You can find the Goblin Quest

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00:58:12

One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 2

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/27

Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to save Squigmas and avenge Da Red Gobbo? You can find the Goblin Quest

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00:59:21

One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 1

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/27

Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to save Squigmas and avenge Da Red Gobbo? You can find the Goblin Quest

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00:47:17

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.34 - The Kabal of the...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/25

As the agents attempted to drive through the main gate of the governor’s estate, their rank spike was flagged, alarms sounded, and the guard attacked. Amberlin had obviously been forewarned. Their driver drove through wildly anyway in their armoured vehicle, and when they were finally stopped by an unyielding door, Morgan used her rosette to open it and they entered the ground floor of the mansion. They stimmed themselves up for as much advantage as possible and fought their way to the upper floors,

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00:52:28

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.33 - The Spyrer

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/18

Having saved a few hundred Imperial citizens, the agents patched themselves up and reported back the Beatrice Hawkstar, who introduced them another member of the family, Usinger. When Morgan relayed the information about Drukhari involvement, Usinger realized that Amberlin was consorting with xenos. They decided they would put Usinger’s forces on the xenos problem, Beatrice’s forces would provide a distraction, and the agents would enter the governor’s mansion with a small team to covertly extract

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00:48:40

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.32 - The Source of the Rot

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/11

Amidst the burning xenos ship, the agents faced off against a Drukhari ambush: a powerful Sybarite alongside Kabalite warriors. Rex 2 took a lot of damage and the Judge went down, but Damien healed him and was surprised to be bestowed with additional protection from the warp. When the skirmish ended, Judge Rex took a Drukhari head as a trophy, Solomon became concerned about this strange behaviour, and Damien made Morgan explain how she knew Drukhari words: she had studied them and their language

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00:50:05

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.31 - Justice Before People

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/12/04

Deep in the burrows, the Inquisitorial agents heard the screams of people facing off with Drukhari in the darkness of the tunnels. Solomon and the Judge hid amongst the burning shacks and prepared an ambush. Humans emerged and staggered towards them wearing explosive collars, forced to curse the Emperor, follow by a large, floating pirate-like ship bearing twelve Kabalite warriors. Damien hurled a flaming sphere onto the ship, hitting several enemies and setting the sails ablaze, and Morgan took

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00:46:50

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.30 - The Inferior Species

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/11/27

In the dark distance, the agents could hear Drukhari attacking Imperial citizens. Damien gave his data slate to one of the burrow citizens so they could follow the map and lead others through the weakened void shield. As they moved towards the combat zone, Solomon noticed two Drukhari Hellions waiting in ambush. Damien threw warp fire at them, the Judge electrified one with his shock maul and ordered Blood Ball to join the attack, and Morgan yelled at the xenos in their own language, commanding them

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00:49:51

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.29 - Hellions

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/11/20

Out of the darkness, a Jetbike bearing a terrifying rider with its sword out, raced past Solomon and just barely missed him. Damien realized that the chorus of screams they had heard was actually from the Jetbikes, he recalled that a dark sect of the Aeldari used those types of fear tactics, and the agents found themselves facing off against three Drukhari. The team’s training paid off and, though they were injured, they managed to fight off their immediate threat. But as the Drukhari peeled away,

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00:44:53

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.28 - Screams in the Dark

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/11/13

The agents entered the burrows to find a city beneath a city with an entire society functioning with good people and a sense of community, even though they were clearly suffering. Morgan discovered a vent system and entered it to access the void shield generators that were being used to block off areas that had been purged and prevent escape in the upcoming purge. At the shield generator, Damien recalled a phrase that had been used by the Flayed Man regarding Talos Ivo, and suggested it might be the

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