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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players

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00:50:22

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.25 - The Emperor’s Tears

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/10/23

A member of the Administratum greeted the agents-in-disguise, and informed them that some heretics were causing a problem, but the purges would sort it out quickly. He assured them that there was no need for them to stay, but Morgan insisted they the investigate the situation at the governor’s estate. Their Administratum guide was enamoured with Damien, and the psyker used that to learn that apparently the pirates had killed the planet’s judge and possibly even the governor, but the purges would

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00:45:56

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.24 - A Monofamilial...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/10/16

The Gellar field, now improved by Talos Ivo, held fast through the warp and let the agents sleep more soundly until the ship abruptly changed course to respond to an emergency beacon on the planet Ravenshrike in the Hawkstar system. They learned from Avarice that the system is an important source of mined materials and sees frequent pirate activities, which have recently decreased. Their mission is to resolve the cause of the emergency beacon and to assist the pirates in resuming their activities

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00:52:46

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.23 - The Hawkstar System

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/10/09

As the days passed with no new missions, the Inquisitorial band added their personal touches to the chapel and created new daily rituals. Solomon’s health improved and he became accustomed to his new legs, Damien created new purity seals and taught the group how to fight alongside a psyker, Judge Rex led them all through Arbites meditations, and Morgan surprised the crew with random tasks at random hours to simulate the unexpected situations they were likely to face. Morgan informed Talos Ivo that

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00:55:37

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/10/02

Having spoken with Valentyne, Morgan gathered the crew to inspire them to stay the course. She then practiced combat tactics with Judge Rex in a successful attempt to get him to warm up to her. Solomon approached Damien like he would a Grox he wanted to befriend, and eventually Damien agreed that Solomon could move into his room to watch over him during the brother’s recovery.Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan

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00:55:10

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/09/25

For four days, CL053T worked on Solomon, to save his life, as Solomon was stuck in a bizarre dream state. When he awoke, his body was covered in scars, his right eye had been replaced with an augmetic, his legs were clearly not his own and had been gen-hanced. Talos Ivo was recovering too, but of course without his legs. As Solomon recovered, Morgan spoke with Valentyne through her servitorized astropath. He reminded her that she could always threaten Judge Rex’s family if he won’t follow orders,

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00:49:19

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.20 - The Flesh is Weak

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/09/18

Brother Solomon could still be saved, but to do so, CL053T gave Morgan two options for replacing his lower-half: either an artificial grav option that would leave him floating, or taking Talos Ivo’s legs. She chose the latter and CL053T got to work. Judge Rex asked Morgan to accompany him to interrogate Damien, but upon seeing Damien, Morgan ordered the Judge out of the room. Morgan then spoke with Damien of her knowledge of the deamon Kestrel, and told him that he still had work to do for the

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00:48:28

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.19 - DECEASED

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/09/11

With the Gellar field still weakened, Damien experienced another warp pulse and hit Solomon and a Daemonette with necrotic energy, and Judge Rex set Rex 2 on Solomon as the brother continued to attack him. As things looked desperate, the food in their stomachs literally spoiling inside them, all signs of Chaos suddenly disappeared and snapped back to normal. Talos Ivo emerged, cheerfully declaring that he’d fixed the Gellar field. The Judge immediately began questioning Damien, but Damien just

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00:44:35

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.18 - Perils of the Warp

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/09/04

As the Lucky Strike entered the warp, the crew’s sleep was disturbed by nightmares. As Damien slept, he saw the daemon, Kestrel, who was responsible for first igniting his psyker abilities, and accidentally used his powers in reality, thereby weakening the Gellar field. The rest of the crew woke up to alarms alerting them of the field’s instability. Morgan protected CL053T as the servitor attempted to stabilize the field, Damien set his bed aflame as he continued to sleep, Judge Rex began attacking

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00:46:59

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.17 - Warp Dreams

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/08/28

Finally back aboard their ship, the Lucky Strike, the agents secured Talos Ivo, and received healing or augmetic repairs. When they retired to their separate spaces to rest, Morgan instructed CLO53ET to build a small chapel on the ship, and wrote her report on the mission and her comrades to Valentyne. Damien returned to his quarters to self-flagellate. In speaking with Avarice, the Judge learned that Talos Ivo was a heretic in the eyes of the Mechanicus because of their rules forbidding

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00:45:27

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.16 - A Mind Too Small...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/08/21

The Inquisitorial agents fought to gain entrance into the nearby ship. When Morgan entered, she came face-to-face with a chained up and bloodied Talos Ivo, who was quite cheerful about his impending rescue. Solomon took it upon himself to protect Talos throughout the chaos, and Talos’s guileless charm may have helped forge a burgeoning friendship with the brother. Judge Rex made it onboard after sustaining some serious injuries, and as they took off, Damien hurled warp fire at the refuelling

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00:45:27

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.16 - A Mind Too Small...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/08/21

The Inquisitorial agents fought to gain entrance into the nearby ship. When Morgan entered, she came face-to-face with a chained up and bloodied Talos Ivo, who was quite cheerful about his impending rescue. Solomon took it upon himself to protect Talos throughout the chaos, and Talos’s guileless charm may have helped forge a burgeoning friendship with the brother. Judge Rex made it onboard after sustaining some serious injuries, and as they took off, Damien hurled warp fire at the refuelling

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00:55:19

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.15 - Talos Ivo

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/08/14

The agents made their way toward the Jumentierre Estate, and found improvised Valkyrie fliers that would give the Crimson Brothers advantage in the fight. The area was guarded by two Hereteks and a swarm of servo skulls, so Morgan opted for a stealth approach. She sent data from a nearby cogitator to CLO53T, who confirmed that Talos Ivo was meant to be on one of the ships, but when the Judge and their seconded Arbitrators shots at the Hereteks, the servo skull swarm suddenly broke their surveillance

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00:46:40

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.14 - A Deft Touch

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/08/07

Having escaped the Flensing House, the band took a short rest to treat their wounds and regroup, now in the company of two Arbitrators and a soldier. The Judge’s wounds were severe, but only after Morgan pressured him, did he allow Damien to heal him with powers from the warp. Solomon, meanwhile, noticed the Judge having a private conversation with Damien and returning healed, and so began to record evidence of his companions’ tendencies towards heresy. Morgan showed her rosette to second the

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00:44:57

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.13 - A Complicating Factor

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/07/31

After finishing off the Flayed Man and the Ascended Brother, Damien and Judge Rex sifted through data and learned that Talos Ivo had been transferred to the Jumentierre Estate. Meanwhile, Morgan and Solomon continued fighting their way into the Flensing House, but Damien and the Judge made it out, along with two Arbitrators and another soldier fighting alongside them. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the

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00:47:24

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.12 - Heretic vs Heretic

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/07/24

Inside the Flensing House, Damien fought and seriously wounded the Flayed Man, while outside, Larsa Quinn was killed and Arbitrators joined the fight against the Flayed Guard. Despite their heretical clothing, Solomon’s shouted praising of the Emperor convinced the Arbitrators that he and Morgan were on their side, and they all started fighting their way up to help Damien and the Judge. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan

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00:44:30

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.11 - Reinforcements &...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/07/17

Morgan retrieved the damaged Romeo, but was spotted and a firefight ensued. Judge Rex and Damien continued to fake their way through checkpoints within the Flensing House and learned that Talos Ivo had been taken further up the building to the Flayed Man. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton

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00:43:44

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.10 - Blood Sacrifice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/07/10

Morgan and Brother Solomon provided overwatch from an adjacent building, while Damien and Judge Rex talked their way into the higher levels of the Flensing House. Thet were warned about the presence the Crimson Brothers upstairs, but when Damien sent Romeo, Morgan’s servo-skull, back to her with an update, Romeo was suddenly shot out of the air by lasgun fire. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the

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00:51:29

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.09 - The Flensing House

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/07/03

The inquisitorial band trudged through the battlefield wasteland, heading toward the northernmost hive of Arcturus IV, in the hopes of retrieving their Heretek target, Talos Ivo. At a checkpoint into the underhive, they were forced to prove they were in fact Khornate cultists. To avoid carving the symbol of Khorne into their own flesh, Morgan grabbed the flight officer they had saved from the wreckage, and carved the symbol into her instead. They then made their way to the mids and The Flensing

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00:50:50

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.08 - The Symbol of Khorne

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/06/26

At the crash site, the Inquisitorial agents discovered that their target, Talos Ivo, was gone and the Arbitrators were on their way to the hive to locate the Khornate cultists. Morgan suggested they disguise themselves as cultists and move quickly and covertly to get ahead of the Arbitrators and find the Heretek first. They donned cultist robes and prepared to infiltrate the hive. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan

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00:51:19

Agents of the Inquisition - 1.07 - In the Guise of...

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/06/19

The agents flew across the battlefield in their stolen Aquila Lander toward the crash site and their Heretek target, only to spot several Khornate cultists already there, pulling people out of the wreckage. The band seemed to have the upper hand until their Lander was suddenly shot out of the sky and plummeted toward where they stood below. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition?- Consider

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