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Damaged Ones Podcast

Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland

Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you"re offended... not their problem!NEW EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

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Episode 55: From Marrying AI to SEX Robots — Where’s...

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2026/02/14

Damaged Ones is back — and we’re not playing it safe.Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand dive headfirst into the uncomfortable corners of modern culture — from people forming intimate relationships with themselves, AI, and even inanimate objects… to the woman who famously “married” the Eiffel Tower. We unpack the rise of sex robots as companions, question what society considers acceptable versus disturbing, and draw a hard line when it comes to ideas that should never be normalized.Before we crack open

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66:22

Episode 54: Billie Eilish & the EPSTEIN Files...

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2026/02/07

On this episode of Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland get into why celebrities need to stop using their platform to lecture people on politics — and why it always comes with consequences. We start by breaking down Billie Eilish’s comment, “no one is illegal on stolen land,” and why it sounds ignorant when it’s coming from someone who’s never had to live with the real-world impact of those ideas. Mike digs into how sociology actually plays a role here, and why catchy slogans don’t equal

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39:34

Episode 53: Amazon, AI Layoffs, and Why HUMANS Still...

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2026/01/31

On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia is fighting through a brutal cold while he and Sarah Altand jump back into the AI conversation — this time reacting to reports that Amazon has laid off thousands of workers as it continues to lean harder into automation and AI.Mike and Sarah make one thing clear: AI can be a tool, sure — but the idea that it will replace humans entirely? They’re not buying it. From creativity to decision-making to basic human instinct, they break down why

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38:15

Episode 52: Money, Mice, & FIRE!!!

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2026/01/26

On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Sarah Altland opens up about dealing with a full-on mice infestation in her home — and how small household problems can spiral fast if you don’t catch them early. That leads into both hosts sharing real, unsettling stories about homes catching fire, near-misses, and practical ways to stop everyday accidents from turning into full-blown disasters.Then, we dive into the meat and potatoes of the episode as Mike Garcia breaks down the psychology behind

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36:52

Episode 51: Stranger Things: VICTIMS of Their Own...

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2026/01/17

On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland reflect on the Stranger Thingsdocumentary now streaming on Netflix — and walk away with more empathy than expected.After seeing the pressure, scale, and responsibility placed on the Duffer Brothers, we couldn’t help but feel for them. We praise the incredible work from the production team, set designers, and everyone behind the scenes who helped build one of the biggest pop culture worlds of our time.But even with all that

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Episode 50: Stranger Things Season 5... Get F**KED!!!

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2026/01/12

This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland go all in on Stranger Things Season 5 — and nothing is off-limits. From a finale that left us cold to gaping plot holes, a laughably incompetent military, zero real character deaths, and a once-terrifying villain who feels completely neutered, we break down exactly where the show went wrong and why it hurt so much as longtime fans.⚠️ Warning: This episode contains heavy swearing and full spoilers for all of Season 5. If you haven’t

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57:24

Episode 49: What SCARED You? What HUMBLED You? What...

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2025/12/28

As 2025 comes to a close, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland take a moment to slow down and reflect.In this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, we answer three simple—but heavy—questions: What scared us this year? What humbled us? And what ultimately rewarded us for pushing through?We also talk about Sarah’s very real brush with disaster after a brutal Christmas-time cold that nearly took her out and had to go to the ER.Most importantly, we want to say thank you. Every listen, every download, every

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Episode 48: The UNREALISM of Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua

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2025/12/21

On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand tear into the spectacle-first era of entertainment and combat sports—starting with the pre-fight hype around Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua. We make one thing clear: the only acceptable outcome is a quick finish. Anything else feels dishonest, dragged out, and designed purely for clicks, buys, and headlines. Because let’s be real—we all know this is spectacle, not sport.That same sense of unrealism is why certain shows lose us

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37:58

Episode 47: Sherrone Moore SCANDAL: Power, Cheating,...

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2025/12/13

In this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive into the recent Sherrone Moore scandal—not just the headlines, but what it reveals about power, temptation, and human behavior. The conversation quickly expands into a bigger question: why do people in positions of power so often cheat? Is it entitlement, narcissism, access, or something deeper?We also explore the uncomfortable gray area around the “other person” in these situations. Is the mistress always wrong? Are they

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38:13

Episode 46: Understanding FINANCIAL Abuse

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2025/12/07

On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland unpack the rarely discussed — but widely experienced — reality of financial abuse. Whether it comes from a spouse, a partner battling addiction, or a family member who controls every dollar, financial abuse leaves emotional damage long after the money is gone.We dive into the most common struggles people face: restricted access to funds, destroyed credit, forced dependence, manipulation disguised as “help,” and the fear of starting

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35:41

Episode 45: HAPPY Belated Thanksgiving | A Free For ALL

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2025/11/30

This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland pull up a seat at the post-Thanksgiving leftovers table and dive into a belated holiday catch-up full of laughs, and random energy.Mike and Sarah talk about the real stuff worth looking forward to as we close out the year — why you shouldn’t wait for January to start moving toward your 2026 goals, how to set realistic expectations without killing your momentum, and why sometimes “good enough” is actually great.Of course, things

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76:54

Episode 44: Something Is SERIOUSLY Wrong With the...

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2025/11/22

Something is seriously off with the Wicked cast right now — from their shockingly unhealthy appearances to the awkward, forced, borderline interviews that feel anything but genuine. In this episode, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland dig into the growing concerns surrounding the production of the Wicked movies and whether something behind the scenes went very, very wrong.Plus, we break down the ridiculous recent news of the DoorDash driver, Olivia Henderson, who committed multiple felonies just for

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74:59

Episode 43: AITA, AI Madness & NYC Would You Rather?

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2025/11/15

The Damaged Ones are back with another wild “Am I The Asshole?” segment — and this week, we’re diving deep. From narcissistic parents to the long-lasting impact of bullying, we break down the stories that hit way too close to home.And of course… we had to talk about the people letting AI (yes, even ChatGPT) make every decision for them. Helpful? Maybe. Healthy? Absolutely not.Plus, Would You Rather? returns with a chaotic, New York–themed twist you definitely weren’t ready for.If you’re into

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73:07

Episode 42: Can Men & Women be PLATONIC Friends?

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2025/11/08

We’re diving headfirst into the rabbit hole on this one! 🕳️ Mike & Sarah tackle the age-old question: Can men and women really be just friends? Spoiler — yes… but only if both sides are mature enough to handle it. We’re unpacking everything from friendships and relationships to social roles, double standards, and how the definition of “acceptable” keeps changing.Oh, and somewhere between debating emotional boundaries and social norms, Mike admits that YouTuber Caleb Hammer has turned him into a

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39:44

Episode 41: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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2025/11/01

Happy Halloween to all you Damaged listeners!!! Here we are talking our experiences from our trip and mini vacation of Texas. Everything from our moments at the Junkyard Haunted Attraction at Fort Worth, to the Museum of Illusions, to watching the X trilogy starring Mia Goth. The fact is, we had an amazing time, and wanted to take this chance to share our moments with you! As always, give this podcast a like, subscribe, share and download it!

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Episode 40: The ROAD to Texas!!!

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2025/10/27

Happy Sunday everyone!!! We have just arrived from the road to Dallas, Texas from PA!!! That won't stop us from talking and sharing our experience with you! Everything from breaking shot glasses at Buc-ee's, to being a hero on Mount Everest & K2, to debating if wearing a Nazi costume constitutes at crossing the line for Halloween. So much laughs and stuff to share, right here on this episode.As always, Like, Subscribe, Share & Download the podcast!

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38:52

Episode 39: Halloween Stories we REMEMBER

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2025/10/18

Halloween season continues, and both Mike Garcia & Sarah Atland come together to share their favorite Halloween stories, and ones that freaked them out. From a mother having fangs, to going to Kim's Crypt in PA, and so much more to share. Plus, less than one week away until the EPIC road trip to Dallas, TX. All that and more, right here. Side note, someone really really HATES Tootsie Rolls, LOL. Let's continue to have fun scares in the latest episode.Email for your Questions, Comments, or

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Episode 38: Horror Movies & Shows that we RECOMMEND!

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2025/10/11

We're still in Halloween season, and it's time to reveal our favorite movies & horror shows that are outside the usual classics. From a movie about a dog's perspective already out in theaters, to a show on a different kind of Vampires, to an anime recommendation, we're talking all around the spectrum of horror. Plus, Sarah gives us her non-spoiler review on Netflix's Monster: Ed Gein. All that and more randomness, (including Sarah loving to spend a night at a haunted house) right here! Let us

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Episode 37: Horror Movie Monster as WORST Roommates

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2025/10/04

It's Halloween season, and we're kicking this off with a list of what horror movie villains and monsters, that could potentially be the worst roommates ever. Ever wondered what it would be like to live with Freddy Kruger? What about Samara calling your friends saying "7 days", or how the house would be if you lived with someone like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, smelling you and watching you sleep? Yup, it's another disturbing episode, but we're having a good time nonetheless! Who would be your

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Episode 36: Tylenol, The Rapture, & STUPID People

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2025/09/27

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, we are OUTRAGED with where the world is right now. First, stupid pregnant women popping Tylenol pills just to stick in to the President, without realizing their putting themselves and their babies' health at risk. Next, the "Rapture" has gotten people to sell off everything, including their own children. It is just a rain of mental illness all around where stupid people continue to disappoint us in being a part of the human race. All this plus our

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