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Damaged Ones Podcast

Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland

Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you"re offended... not their problem!NEW EPISODE EVERY MONDAY MORNING!!!!!

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Episode 88: Cornell 7: Both Sides EXPLAINED

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2026/10/05

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, the ultimate SH*T SHOW has begun once again, this time, involving a young woman aka, Jane Doe, who was "allegedly" sexually assaulted by seven men from Cornell University in NY. Of course, every coin has its two sides, and both Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah come together to discuss what has happened thus far. From the explanation of the story from the beginning, to talking both sides of the argument and counterarguments, it is safe to say that both

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57:10

Episode 87: The PASTOR?! ... The Pastor...

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2026/09/27

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, once again, we tackle on how dangerous a lot of these "influencers" are in the positions of higher power. As of recent, Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular, was charged with the rape of a 17 year-old girl. Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah dives hard on the mindsets of certain young fans in this influencer culture space and that anyone can be taken advantage of at anytime by influencers who has that massive cult following. Which begs the question, what

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37:16

Episode 86: Welp... SH*T HAPPENS!!!

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2026/09/21

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah are taking a break from the Lindsay Clancy trial, and focusing on a HYROX Athlete Joanna Wietrzyk, defecting herself in Beijing Race. Of course, Sarah is upset because Joanna should have excused herself and stopped the race as opposed to waiting until after winning and apologizing. Was it genuine? Was it deliberate? Let's talk about it and find out.Plus, Sydney Sweeney had a controversial advertisement campaign for the

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40:41

Episode 85: We are Living with DEMONS!!!

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2026/09/13

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, we first pay our respects to the victims of 9/11. 25 years ago, over 3000 people died at the World Trade Center in NYC. May they continue to rest in eternal peace... we will never forget.Next, the update of the Lindsay Clancy trial as its been revealed that the lone juror, was African American. And three jurors continue to talk and expose themselves of how crazy they are. Plus, the Lindsay Clancy supporters continue to harass the husband, Patrick. So much

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61:52

Episode 84: A MISTRIAL?! AYFKM?!!!!

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2026/09/05

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, the Lindsay Clancy case has been declared a Mistrial. From the recent reports, it has ruled 11-1 on the jury which signifies a hung jury. Because of this, there will now be a chance the case will be re-tried with a new jury. There are now two main issues that the trial has revealed. The first on people pleading for the 19th Amendment to be repealed, and the precedence of women not being trustworthy with anything, setting us back to the medieval times. And

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29:05

Episode 83: The Lindsay Clancy FLOODGATE... It's...

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2026/09/01

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia is riding solo tonight as he discusses the update of the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the [lack of] verdict that has recently occurred. As he talks on his opinions of the trial thus far, he discusses the possible Floodgate if she is found Not Guilty by reasoning of Insanity. It can affect women in a variety amount of ways. From the job market, to relationships, to essentially everyday life. And most importantly...endanger the lives of many

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37:57

Episode 82: We Do Not SUPPORT Lindsay Clancy!!!

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2026/08/24

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and co-host Sarah are both pissed!!! Pissed about the women that are supporting Lindsay Clancy, the woman that have murdered her 3 children (Cora, Dawson, & Callan), in huge waves. While their stance is targeting what they believe is "Postpartum Psychosis" or postpartum depression, but the reality is, Clancy has never been diagnosed with that.The damaged mentally ill women are supporting someone that murdered her babies... end of story

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39:14

Episode 81: The Surrogacy NIGHTMARE

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2026/08/16

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah looks past the headlines and into the messy moral questions behind this surrogacy battle. As Sarah discusses the latest news, the question then becomes, "What did the contract actually say?" "Who truly has the legal and moral rights to the baby?" "And when the adults disagree, what is actually best for the child? "No easy answers here—just a conversation about where the line should be drawn.But first, Mike's gives off his

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38:32

Episode 80: So...What's the W for WNBA Again?

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2026/08/11

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, once again, controversy is all over town, this time for the WNBA. Commissioner Cathy Engelbert now must have a meeting to determine what a "woman" is after two trans athletes, former NBA stars Enes Kanter & Royce White, are applying for the 2027 WNBA Draft. Yes, you heard that right. Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah now speaks on it and gives their POV.Now the pressure is on for the WNBA and see what they will allow or accept. Is this a mockery for

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72:08

Episode 79: We Are OUTRAGED | AITA

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2026/08/01

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia came across a video that truly has infuriated him where a couple was smoking a blunt, and has given their 1-2 year old infant baby the same blunt to smoke with. As if actions against kids are not bad enough, this occurs, and now it is the mindset of following LibsofTiktok for Mike Garcia to report anything and everything online that harms kids in any way shape or form. Plus, Mike & co-host Sarah goes into the return of Am I the Asshole as

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72:23

Episode 78: The Odyssey & Transgender CONTROVERSY

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2026/07/25

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia and co-host Sarah once again goes into controversial territory, This time involving the Odyssey movie, directed by Christopher Nolan and talk about the recent backlash that the movie has been getting lately. Among the complaints are the woke, DEI casting, the lack of Greek actors, the non setting of Greek Mythology, and of course, the one above it all, Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page being cast as a male Greek warrior. Mike has a lot to say about

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49:00

Episode 77: Su*c*dal Empathy DISCUSSED

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2026/07/18

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland are finally on video & audio. First and foremost, as Mike Garcia talks on the return of Conor McGregor and the botched ending to UFC 329, Mike discusses and brings up examples on how people can look pass the horrible tendencies of what bad people have done in their lives, sacrificing morality for one reason or another. In a unique way, Conor McGregor, Karmelo Anthony, spouses, and others who commit crime are clear cases

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76:29

Episode 76: Animal NEGLECT & UNVALUED Friends

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2026/07/12

Today on this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland celebrate the milestone of 1000 downloads!!! In response, they decide to go full rant mode. First, Mike talks on the recent near-tragedy of a Yorkie dog that his girlfriend has been experiencing as of late. It is heartbreaking for sure of how we can see other people neglect their pets and there's only so much we can do. Then, for the second segment, Sarah recalls a recent falling out from a couple that was supposed to

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74:06

Episode 75: Empire State DAREDEVILS & Sweet Cakes DRAMA

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2026/07/05

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!!! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland talk more on what's going on in the Damaged world! First and foremost, Playstation has announced that they will be ceasing physical gaming discs starting January 2028. You can imagine how much of a big issue this will be for gamers as a whole. Plus, the biggest news of the Daredevil Russian couple, climbing the Empire State Building just to get engaged. (A wet dream in a way for a lot of

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37:36

Episode 74: The NY Knick TRASH Woman | Mandatory...

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2026/06/30

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, it is a short one today, as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland reflect on the stupid decision of the NY Knick Lady, Angie Baez, who is a DEI Executive from JPMorgan Chase, stealing a trash bin just because it had the Knicks colors on them. Of course the video goes viral, and there is discussion of whether she should have been fired at all.Plus, we go into debate on whether paternity tests should be mandatory when the woman gives birth. As much as women may

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72:13

Episode 73: COMMON SENSE for Karens

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2026/06/22

On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Sarah Altland takes a different turn in delivering what is on her mind when it comes to the current divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo. Speaking from experience, Sarah once again informs to everyone that this is a cautionary tale and that Bunnie should not be in a position to try and have a child from her ex even if her intention it to continue to keep him in the relationship. Toxicity at its finest.Then for the second half, Mike Garcia gives numerous

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Episode 72: Karmelo Anthony Guilty | RISE ABOVE HATE

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2026/06/15

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, both Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland are outraged over the reactions that people are showing towards the Karmelo Anthony Trial. It has been declared by the jury that Karmelo Anthony, the young African American that stabbed and murdered Austin Metcalf has been found guilty. In response to this, his "supporters" have shown tremendous amounts of racist comments towards other people and calling for the murder of everyone else. In addition, Mike Garcia

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Episode 71: Sarah's Aftermath | Influencers' Abortion...

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2026/06/08

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, so much to unravel on the show. As Sarah Altland returns for being away, she goes into a deeper dive on the aftermath of her recent breakup. What to learn/take away from, and much more.Plus, big news hits as an influencer couple decides to terminate their pregnant child being the unborn baby was pre-diagnosed with Down syndrome. Was this the right call for them or were they monsters for doing what they've done, and is just seeking validation for the

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34:07

Episode 70: GHETTO Fatigue is a Real Thing...

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2026/06/01

Today on this episode of the Damaged Ones, it is just Mike Garcia solo today as he talks on a topic that he has been born. The problems of the Ghetto lifestyle, as more and more people are acknowledging they are getting tired of seeing it occur daily. But what exactly are the issues, and how does it affect innocent people? And if there is a problem, can anything be done, or is simply a matter of getting out of it?if you liked this podcast episode or disagree with it, feel free to email Mike directly

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73:10

Episode 69: The Boys DROPPED the Ball

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2026/05/26

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland got bones to pick with people in power. First, in Sarah's segment, Mike Johnson of Congress is upset that he and his staff and Congress as a whole has not gotten a raise since 2009, and that they "cannot live off of $174,000 a year"... so yes, Sarah is extremely pissed off about this as no one in higher power can relate to us regular folk and it is beyond insulting.In the second segment, Mike talks on the frustration on The

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