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Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods

Join mates Johnny Vaughan and Gavin Woods as they uncover the jaw-dropping stories of history’s boldest icons and unsung heroes. From outrageous escapades to ingenious breakthroughs, every episode is packed with legendary tales you didn’t learn in school (but wish you had). With sharp wit and a shared sense of curiosity, Johnny and Gav turn history into a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises. Whether it’s daring escapes, bizarre inventions, or the quirky habits of history’s game-changers, you’ll

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44:23

Calamity Jane: Tall tales from the Wild Wests...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/10/07

In the Wild West, you didn’t need receipts. You just needed a good story — and Calamity Jane had hundreds of them.She said she was a crack shot. An army scout. A battlefield hero. Wild Bill Hickok’s lover. Possibly his wife. Possibly the mother of his child. She claimed she rescued a wounded captain, swam a mile-wide river with a horse, then rode 90 miles at full speed to deliver dispatches.The problem? A huge amount of it was probably complete nonsense. Like a certain current US President...Johnny

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20:26

The Extra Legendary Bit: Benevolent Dictators, Cold...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/10/04

A pub near Waterloo. One enormous queue down the middle of the room. Two bartenders standing idle at either end. And one man, several pints in, who decides he's had enough.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and hand the show over to you, and this week it's a masterclass in British pride, British moaning, and taking a stand over absolutely nothing.What you'll hear in this episode: 🍺 The queue that shouldn't exist – Lucy's mate

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56:09

He invented the police and London hated him - Sir...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/30

In 1815, there were over 200 crimes in Britain that could get you hanged. Wrecking a fish pond. Stealing from a rabbit warren. Damaging a road.The man who started dismantling that list is the same man who invented the modern police force, and got so thoroughly attacked for it that his officers were nicknamed the Blue Devils. Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Sir Robert Peel: cotton money, a bought Irish seat at 21, and a career built on doing the one thing politicians are never

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13:06

The Extra Legendary Bit: The Titanic's Food System

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/27

40,000 eggs. 75,000lb of fresh meat. One Atlantic crossing.After our Titanic episode, listener Bazil sent in the stat Johnny and Gav have been craving, and it sends The Extra Legendary Bit straight down a rabbit hole of floating farmyards, sub-zero labyrinths and the great mystery of "long egg".What you'll hear in this episode: 🥚 40,000 eggs, one crossing – the jaw-dropping shopping list behind a single Titanic voyage ❄️ The hidden sub-zero labyrinth – the steam-driven cooling plant, brine-filled

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48:02

Blackbeard: The Most Feared Pirate in History

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/23

He is the most famous pirate who has ever lived. The template for every terrifying pirate since. And he managed all of it in roughly two years.He braided his enormous beard, tied it with ribbons, and wore slow-burning fuses under his hat so his head was permanently wreathed in smoke. He wore six pistols across his chest, plus cutlasses and knives. And it worked so well that merchant crews frequently just surrendered without a fight.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take

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17:30

The Extra Legendary Bit: Mafia Punishments, Wrestling...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/20

The mafia didn't just kill people. They made the punishment fit the crime, and Johnny and Gav have worked out exactly how the poetic justice system operated. Say the boss has his head up his own arse and you'll be found in a very literal state.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🔪 Mafia punishments that fit the crime –

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51:20

"This Man Won the War" – Hugh Dowding

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/16

It is genuinely rare that you can point at one man and say he won the war. This is one of those times.He was nicknamed "Stuffy." He had no swagger, no flamboyance, and no interest in popularity. He won the Battle of Britain with radar stations, telephone lines, filter rooms and a terrifying level of organisation. but within weeks of doing it, the RAF removed him from his post.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Air Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Dowding, the man who built

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16:12

The Extra Legendary Bit: The Car Salesman Who Passed...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/13

He convinced a room of actual airline pilots that he flew Boeing 757s for their own airline. He spent months letting a pub believe he was flying Hercules missions in the Gulf War. He was bought drinks and introduced as a war hero. He was, in fact, a car salesman.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear in This Episode:✈️ The bullshido black

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40:24

She rode zebras around Victorian London and bought...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/09

She was a village butcher's daughter from Devon who reinvented herself twice, married into one of Britain's greatest brewing fortunes, and then drove around Victorian London in a carriage pulled by zebras.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Lady Meux, quite possibly the most eccentric woman in Victorian London, and a masterclass in what happens when high society refuses to accept you and you simply buy your way past it.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🦓 The zebras

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13:30

The Extra Legendary Bit: "The BEST Story So Far"

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/05

Pee, Poo, Puke. The Grand Slam. This week, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods celebrate your own Bloomin’ Legends, with two listener stories involving heroic determination, disastrous decisions and a truly staggering amount of bodily waste.There’s a dad who thinks he can outmanoeuvre a septic tank pump, a naval aviator whose big weekend ends in the dreaded “grand slam”, and a potential merchandise scheme where your reward might be permission to buy something.What You’ll Hear in This

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45:22

Mark Anthony: The John Terry of Ancient Rome

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/09/03

Friends, Romans, countrymen… get a load of this.He was a disgraced party boy in his twenties, a war hero in his thirties, and ruling a huge chunk of the Roman world by his forties. He became Julius Caesar’s right-hand man, fell for Cleopatra, and went all in on battles, banquets and spectacularly bad decisions.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on Mark Antony — the brilliant soldier, legendary liability and hopeless romantic they’ve dubbed “the John Terry of ancient

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14:07

The Extra Legendary Bit: The Worst Party Tricks We've...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/30

A man who attempted to sniff a piece of string up his nose and pull it out of his mouth, with no practice, in a packed pub, on a Sunday lunchtime, and got thrown out covered in his own sick. And a dad whose signature party piece involved a recorder, an empty sleeve, and a finger poking out of his flies.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear

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49:37

Leo Major: The Canadian Sniper Who Captured 93...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/26

He lost an eye at Normandy and refused to go home. He broke his back and carried on. He captured 93 German soldiers on his own. And then, in April 1945, he liberated an entire Dutch city single-handedly by running around it all night with a machine gun and a bag of grenades, convincing the Germans they were surrounded.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Leo Major, the French-Canadian scout and sniper who treated his own safety as an optional extra, and became one of

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15:53

The Extra Legendary Bit: Worst dinner guests in history

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/23

Johnny picks a war criminal over David Walliams as a dinner companion. That's where this one starts.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🍽️ Dinner Party Guests From Hell – Listener Kevin assembles a 10-person table including John Fury, Slobodan Milošević, Katie Price, James Corden and David Walliams. Johnny would rather sit next to the war criminal. Any day of the week.🧖 Celebrity Steam Room – Johnny recalls the time the steam cleared and he found himself naked with Ross Kemp, Ainsley Harriott, Lee

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58:51

Joan of Arc: The Saint Who Led an Army at 17

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/19

She was 17, had never held a sword, and travelled 300 miles across France to find a king who was hiding among his own courtiers. She walked straight past the decoy, found him immediately, then told him something privately that apparently only he could have known. Within moments, the sceptical future king was visibly shaken, and Joan was given an army.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Joan of Arc, the teenage peasant girl who claimed she was on a mission from God,

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15:00

The Extra Legendary Bit: Why All Guard Dogs Are...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/16

Johnny has gone full barking mad this week, realising that all three of the world's top guard dogs are German, you can imagine every one of them in a helmet, and that Alsatians are only called Alsatians because nobody in Britain would buy a German dog after World War I.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🐕 Johnny's German

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44:48

"The Worst Woman Who Ever Lived?" Elizabeth Báthory

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/12

She spoke four languages, owned more land than the King of Hungary, and may have tortured and murdered up to 650 young women over 25 years. When they finally caught her, she was so powerful they couldn't even put her on trial - so they bricked her up inside her own castle and left her there until she died.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle Elizabeth Báthory - the 16th century Hungarian countess considered the most prolific female serial killer in recorded history,

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17:03

The Extra Legendary Bit: A Beach Bar Brawl and a...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/09

A night out turns into a beachside evacuation. Thirty Royal Marines charge into the dark wearing boots, body armour and ballistic helmets, armed with whatever they could find in the galley, including a two-handled boiling pot.The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the unhinged, moving and brilliant stories sent in by you, the listeners.What You’ll Hear in This Episode:The Royal Navy Run Ashore That

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46:41

Lachhiman Gurung: The Gurkha Who Took On 200 Men Alone

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/05

He was 4 foot 11, weighed eight stone, came from a mountain village with no electricity, no roads, and no running water… and then held off 200 Japanese soldiers in a Burmese jungle trench after a grenade blew his hand off.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods take on take on Lachhiman Gurung, the Gurkha rifleman who became one of the most decorated soldiers of the Second World War. Four days after VE Day, while Britain was celebrating in the streets, Gurung was still fighting

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13:00

The Extra Legendary Bit: A Train Thief and a Secret...

Bloomin" Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods ·

2026/08/02

His grandfather was told to move a train up the line. The driver had wandered off, so he thought, how hard can it be? Twenty miles later, he found out.The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged stories sent in by you, the listeners.What You'll Hear in This Episode:The Man Who Accidentally Stole a Train – A 1960s signal technician gets an empty locomotive rolling with zero

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