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Nielsen Said No

Nielsen Said No is a watch along podcast wherein four people of no particular talent or expertise gather to watch failed TV shows lasting one season or less to pass judgement on the hard work of others all the while not feeling the slightest bit bad about it, because they"re jerks.

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All Episodes

01:28:23

Teen Angel: EP 23 One Dog Night

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/11/23

In this podcast Nielsen Said No covers One Dog Night, the cross over Teen Angel episode where all the Friday-night, teen-sitcoms intersect meeting up to certain degrees. We get a Melissa Joan Hart appearance as Sabiana as well as Salem the cat both of which are probably the best part of the show. The rest is bad 70's dancing, suggested bestiality, and John Tesc.

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01:16:06

Teen Angel: EP 22 I Love Nitzke

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/11/09

Its spooky season here in real life and on Teen Angel as we are treated to the Halloween episode for this week. Steve is trying to take Jessica out but the heavens and Fab Pam keep screwing it up his chances. Marty tries to help after stealing arrows owned by Cupid while he was on the toilet doing god knows what. Havoc ensues and Hot Marica falls for Nitzke instead. It a mess and a story told about 1 million times before but do we complain? Yeah a bit but still we carry on providing valuable insight

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01:04:01

Teen Angel: EP 21 Honest Abe & Popular Steve (Special...

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/10/26

Filmmaker Steve Dayton (Pop Punk Zombies, gIVE, Rubber Hits The Road) joins the cast to dive into the latest episode of Teen Angel where Dead Marty is conjuring up spirits to help Steve (not the filmmaker) get his homework done so he can go on dates and crap. Dee Snyder makes an appearance and asks his guardian angel to get him woman and touch his butt.

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01:14:16

Teen Angel: EP 20 Wrestling With An Angel

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/10/12

It seems the writers of this show have already given up only four episodes into this terrible show. Steve and Dead Marty are just a boring as ever reliving the same jokes and ideas as the other episode but somehow this one is even worse as we watch Steve join the wrestling team and then quit the wrestling team when he learns Dead Marty had been making him win matches the entire time.

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00:57:23

Teen Angel: EP 19 Sing Like An Angel

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/09/28

Seth joins Nielsen Said No for the first time on episode three of Teen Angel where Dead Marty give Steve the power of song to woo a young woman in his choir group.

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01:04:53

Teen Angel: EP 18 Date With An Angel

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/09/14

In episode 2 of Teen Angel Steve asks out Jessica, a cheerleader, to dinner and a movie. Jessica's horrible friend says that Steve is gross and not good enough for her. Marty overhears this (while being invisible) and takes the form of Jessica going on the date with Steve. At one point Marty becomes a bear and Cool Guy Jordan may have built a bong in shop class.

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01:14:47

Teen Angel: EP. 17 Marty Buys The Farm (Season 2...

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/08/31

Nielsen Said No kicks off their second season with Teen Angel. The 90's flop that had alot of potential including talented writers, a capable cast, and a great timeslot but nothing could stop its untimely demise. Join the boys as they dig through each episode to find out why starting with the pilot where one of the main character dies in the first 5 minutes.

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01:23:22

Misfits of Science: EP. 16 Three Days of The Blender...

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/08/03

We finally made it! All sixteen episodes of Misfits of Science in the can (whatever that means). In this garbage fire of an episode we watch as the writers desperately attempt to make Hays out to be a nice guy who generally cares about people. Nothing can be further from the truth as he goes to prison for crimes against his country.

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01:12:29

Misfits of Science: EP. 15 The Avenging Angel

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/07/20

In this episode we meet Milt a wrestling wanna be who mistakenly believes that he has special powers (its really just Gloria). Watch as he takes on Gangster Wolf and the LA mob. There is a nine year old sociopath who steals the tires off the Fundea Sundea when Hays refuses to give him an ice cream. Also in this episode Hays is repulsive but that's every episode.

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00:54:33

Misfits of Science: EP. 14 Against All OZ

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/07/06

OH GOD ITS A CLIPS SHOW! But that's ok as we only have two more episodes after this one and then we can say we watched every episode of the failed Misfits of Science. Hays falls asleep and is whisked away to a bizzarro world where things are kinda different than before but not really...its kinda redundant. We see dorky Johnny B, Bitchy Ms. Nance, but nothing is comparable to dick slapping Big Dickie Stetmeyer. Buckle in or if you in an ice cream truck don't as this is going to tear "out your

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01:23:45

Misfits of Science: EP. 13 Center of Attention

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/06/22

Are you guys following along? If you are you'd know that its the basketball episode of Misfits of Science! Hays and El go undercover (sort of) to investigate either a cursed player or just a team throwing games and receiving brides. We meet Nick Cave or Nick Cave's Bass Player as he makes moves on the teenage Gloria (gross) and see Johnny B come to grips with his own mortality on a pool floaty. Either a great episode or the worst. Honestly its hard to tell with this show.

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01:18:01

Misfits of Science: EP. 12 Once Upon A Night

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/06/08

In this episode we meet Princess Isotoners the French, cat burglar who plays Johnny like a fool who will kill countless people to appease her wishes as well as buy hers hamburgers and ice cream sandwiches for breakfast. She is being chased by the shadowy Goatee who will stop at nothing to get the one thing he covets the most. Billy is in there too I guess.

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01:19:00

Misfits of Science: EP. 11 Grand Elusion

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/05/25

Guess what? Andy's no longer dead. Moving on. The cast of Nielsen Said No are a bit torn if this was a so-so episode or an absolute crap fest. But regardless this week's episode is full of Russian spies and international gymnasts, and that's about it. Oh wait there is two unforgettable performances by Johnny's band El Oskar the Dude and I grantee you can't guess the songs but you can guess if they are good. They are not.

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01:31:56

Misfits of Science: EP. 10 Grand Theft Bunny

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/05/11

With a heavy heart we must once again announce the passing of our cohost and confidant Andy who we are pretty sure died on the way to record this podcast for real this time (we think). He would have wanted us to press on making podcasts covering terrible TV shows so we are. Misfits of Science episode 10 Grand Theft Bunny is garbage, as you would come to expect but does that stop us? No. Does our cohost's death slow us down? Not in the slightest. Have we lost any semblance of right and wrong? Maybe

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01:09:21

Misfits of Science: EP. 9 Twin Engines

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/04/27

OMG this episode has everything or is nothing? Not sure but the Misfits meet a possessed motorcycle mechanic and learn of his secret twin brother who has been kidnapped by an oil company wanting to stop him from producing a carburetor that would end fuel use or something. Its dumb.

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01:10:09

Misfits of Science: Ep. 8 Fumble On The One

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/04/13

Join along with the guys of Nielsen Said No as they inch their way through failed TV shows that only made it one season (or less). They are on episode eight entitled "Fumble On The One"of Misfits of Science where you'll meet Robot Brick the top secret, football hero who gets his arm chopped off by a chainsaw in the opening scene, travel to French Riviera, and even bare witness to a guest appearance of exploitation film superstar Sid Haig.

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01:07:55

Misfits of Science: Ep. 7 Steer Crazy

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/03/30

Well howdy partners. Buckeyed Jack and his posse wrangled another episode of this godforsaken show where the boys meet 'dem Old Boners who get super strength after eating mutant burger from outer space, Johnny does a roller-skating music video montage, and Kevin's dad from the Wonder Years tries to stop a nuclear melt down. Tarnation!

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01:16:24

Misfits of Science: Ep. 6 Sonar Yet So Far Away

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/03/16

On episode 6 the boys of Nielson Said No get to meet a dolphin scientist and his dolphin buddy Donald as well as some drug smugglers who are trying to stop Donald from telling the authorities all he knows . Gloria is discovering her place in the world while Johnny B continues to only be able to express himself through violence. Hays is weirdly aloof to the happenings around him and Jane is still nowhere to be found.

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01:44:09

Misfits of Science: Ep. 5 - Sorta Looking For Gina

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/03/04

OK. Not our greatest episode. Is that a good way to sell this? Probably not but this episode sucked so hard. We did get to meet the Creepy Rich Australian as well as Sewer Boy which is pretty awesome not to mention a live(ish) performance from Johnny B's band...maybe it is actually us that sucks and not the Misfits of Science? No I was right the first time. Onward.

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01:49:37

Misfits of Science: Ep. 4 Lost Link

Nielsen Said No ·

2025/02/16

The boys breakdown another episode of Misfits of Science this time episode 4 entitled "Lost Link". Come along as they discuss the nonsense of Hays' hairbrained plans, the pitiful way the team treats El, the murderous tendencies of Johnny, and the unique fashion choices of Gloria. Did we mention this episode has a tiger and space ships?

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