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The Old Gits or Brits Podcast

Chris , David & John, The Old Gits.

A weekly jaundiced view of life, sometimes serious, sometimes risque always worth a listen.

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17:31

For those that remember. How do you think Leonard...

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2026/04/14

A Grandiloquent Greeting from the City Varieties! Ladies and Gentlemen, Me-Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen! Pray, silence! Cast your sensory waves toward the proscenium arch and prepare to be transported, transfixed, and—dare I suggest—totally transformed! Today, we present for your delectation and your absolute, unadulterated diversion, a broadcast of unparalleled brilliance! We welcome to our illustrious airwaves the purveyors of that auditory extravaganza known as The Old Gits & Hits! To...

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9:11

What's in a word anyway, (well, apparently quite a lot)

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2026/03/24

Well, we thought we would add this very short snippet from our visit to Clevedon, Somerset, where we recorded the whole show live. As we were standing, recording the programme in a bandstand on the seafront, our discussion focused on the fact that there was zero graffiti anywhere on the bandstand, which, given the amount we see in most outdoor places around the country, was a testament to either the locals in Clevedon or the community. Then, as is usual, Chris managed to lower the tone ...

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36:44

Old Gits and Hits Special, as we take a visit to...

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2026/02/19

It's a very special show this week as we were invited into Weston Hospice during 'Love Your Hospice Month'. There cannot be many who aren't aware of the great work carried out by staff and volunteers daily at one of the many hospices across the UK. It also can't have missed your attention that once again, hospices are in the news with funding issues, for they are, of course, charities and NOT fully funded by the NHS. We took the opportunity to visit and spend time meeting and speaking t...

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13:41

Old Gits. Undervalued men and their Testosterone...

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2026/02/05

The above just about sums it up; We debate the rigours of life and how we endeavour to tackle them. Chris continually reminds us that he doesn't have the same issues that David & John experience. Mind you, with Chris's 'freedom' aiming to end in Oct (he gets married), both David & John remind him that it will be all change from that day, as I am sure you all agree (well, if you are married that is). As for the impending nuptials of Mr Criddle, he updates us on the order of service and...

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21:59

Its still Panto time (oh yes it is)!

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2026/01/19

As we march towards the end of January, we thought it would be a good time for you to listen to our Old Gits Panto. It includes everything you ever wanted in a panto - the good, the bad, and the ugly (and that's just the three Old Gits). There is also a smattering of love and lust, in fact, everything you always wanted for entertainment in a panto, and of course, for those who only listen to the Podcasts and are possibly unfamiliar with panto and its entertainment value. All I can say t...

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15:00

Forthcoming Live show and Pre-Christmas BITS

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/12/04

Find out all about the BEST way for you to start 2026, than attending the Old Gits and Hits Show & Podcast LIVE on Friday, Feb 27th in KEYNSHAM, Spelt K E Y N S H A M. We also discuss early Christmas celebrations and the various drinks we should be having over the festive season, such as the Egg Flip and the Advocat from Warniks. Especially John's early Christmas morning mouth exercise, with a mouth full of Advocat. Finally, David's excuse for keeping unopened bottles of Vintage Port in t...

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10:54

At Long last. Live and 'In YOUR face' Coming to a...

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/10/28

After being asked many times by our listeners to host a live show, rather than just recording it in some far-flung venue, read on or listen intently. This latest podcast is all about promoting our first live 'gig' with you, dear audience, as part of the 'live' audience. Being Old Gits, it is all about the cost and as we fully appreciate that, this will be one of those evenings where you won't believe how we manage to put such a great show and fun evening for the cost. Get in touch with ...

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14:33

Money making schemes, we seem to have missed once again.

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2025/10/07

Regular listeners to our Podcast and The Old Gits and Hits show will know we are always on the lookout for the next money-making scheme that we can retire early on. Sadly, we haven't been able to invest in one as yet, even though we have all now retired, so obviously something went wrong there. Well, this new scheme is actually the terrific playground game of Conkers, which, for health & safety reasons, it seems that the children today are no longer able to play at school. We three Old Gi...

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20:56

The Old Gits, literally take STEPS to stamp out Wokeism.

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/09/16

At long last, the three of us decide it's about time to stand up against those who keep banging on that whatever we have done for many years, is now being criticised as being offensive. We also believe the group Showaddywaddy should re-record their version of 3 Steps to Heaven, listen in and find out why and how. We also explain that apparently, it's now the time to bring back the man hug, as the air kiss is now outdated. Be careful, as the maximum time you should go in for a hug is 7 seconds...

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12:18

Own up what have you nicked then? Oh and whats a good...

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/09/02

Ah, time for the honesty box to appear, oh blimey, so many different snippets here, all as we used to say to 'tickle your fancy'. First, we find out which one of us has in the past taken something we shouldn't have. Oddly enough, we only own up to the odd office pen; when on reflection, I am sure we must have done more than that. Well, here's your chance. If you know either or all of us and have information on our 'shady' past, please let us know. Then we moved on to Gob Stoppers, mind you, h...

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23:19

A Pandoras Box of wondrous delights.......

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/08/19

You know how and when you decide to have a bowl of muesli; each bowl is different, given the mix of ingredients you put in the bowl. Well, that's exactly what you get with this Podcast, and no, I don't mean a free bowl of muesli with every listen. Yes, there is so much going on, we have resorted to making this more like our OLD Podcasts rather than the 'bite-size' chunks we have been putting out. Mind you, it doesn't stop you getting something to eat, finding your best armchair or somewhere e...

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15:32

Gromit or is it Old Gits Unleashed 3 PT2

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/07/15

Here is PT2 of our unleashed tour with the help of Gromit, Wallace, Feathers McGraw, Norbot and even Shaun the Sheep. A reminder that all proceeds from the eventual auction of every sculpture, as well as funds from downloading the app, even making a donation, etc. All go towards the Grand Appeal, the Bristol Children's Hospital Charity. Now that makes even more sense to get involved. Hve a terrific day being UNLEASHED in the city.

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16:03

Gromit or Old Gits Unleashed 3 Pt1

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/07/15

Thoroughly recommended day out with kids of all ages, including "Old Gits". We were certainly helped by the weather, of course. Listen in as we spend a beautiful summer's day sculpture-spotting in and around the Greater Bristol Area. There are 53 iconic sculptures from the Gromit movies, etc. We managed 8 during our trip, which we have put together into 2 of our unique 'Bite Size' chunks of Podcasts. Oh, and if you are thinking of 'doing the trail', don't forget to pick up your map befo...

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9:50

Hair today, Gone tomorrow.........

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/06/30

Well it comes to most of us at sometime and being Old Gits, it does appear to have hit all 3 of us. However as you will find out each of us has a different way of 'sprucing' up what is now the shiny part of our heads. John, as you by now would expect, uses some special 'shiny' head cream, that leaves (in his words, his head with a matt finish). He does though cut his own hair, or maybe just skates the shaver over his scalp. Chris, always on the lookout for a bargain, has found a barber, who d...

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15:07

Roger is now out....Yes really.

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/06/10

They say it's all in the name. The question here is. Who are they anyway? Well, listen in. Accordingly, Roger is definitely out, and as we try to understand the results, it seems that there will be no more Rogering, which is a shame for many of us, while the others sadly gave up on that many years ago. As for female names, well it seems on the up with new parents who are bringing back some of the classic old names such as Mable, Betty & Gigi. You will also find and maybe question how and ...

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9:57

Johns, brand new 'Hybrid' BBQ

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/05/06

John and his family, have been sold a new BBQ and then decided it was the BBQ equivalent of the EV car. Our imagination went to the salesperson, who had sold them on the idea, that a BBQ that runs on both gas and charcoal, is the new equivalent of the EV. Well as you will find John is taken with his new investment, and also reminded us all of the correct rules for the use of the BBQ, and for those that don't know take a listen and ensure you and your other half are aware of the 'given' rules.

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9:11

From trimming a bush to looking after grand kids

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/05/06

Now what was it that drew your attention was it the trimming of a bush, and wondering what sort of bush would Old Gits get to trim, or were you looking for helpful hints and tips as to what you can do with your grandkids? Well sorry to burst your bubble but as you will find it certainly is NOT that sort of bush, and as for helpful hints for grandkids, as you will find out it is only one of us who has any experience as it's only one of us with any grandkids, although that will be changing real...

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15:19

Back together again.

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/03/27

Well, after such a long while, we all descended on Chris to record the Podcast and show from his studio, which provided us with a great opportunity to put the world right. We had to admit, we forgot to record that part of the show, mind you, had we done so, we could well have called time on the whole show from that point. As usual, we cover such a diverse range of subjects, everything from mental health to cancer and the dumping of rubbish, as well as Chris's upcoming wedding plans and how Jo...

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15:49

Multi tasking among other things.

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/02/20

This is like a podcast version of a bowl of Muesli, where everything is included. From a young lady, who is "of the larger size in the sauna", advising others who were considerably slimmer than her, telling them it was hot to help people lose weight. Then on to the Super Bowl, with Chris advising us all about his nightly ablutions. and this was the only reason he saw the final, as he had to get up to visit the loo. Then we even ventured onto the Six Nations, so you see what we mean when...

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13:26

Fancy a quickie?

The Old Gits or Brits Podcast ·

2025/02/20

It is now official, the latest timing that a two-minute and thirty-second quickie has been reduced to 2 minutes according to a new survey. As you will find out depending on what time you or your partner decide to have a quickie romp, is dependent on how long your particular session will last. I was going to advise you on the best time to have your very own quickie, but thought I would leave that to you to listen and find out in the next few minutes, in fact, it will take as long to list...

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