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Hallmarked for Murder

Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.

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00:53:32

Witness to Murder: A Darrow Mystery

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2025/08/30

To celebrate the end of the Darrow (and Darrow?) mysteries, Sara gets Kat a cute little vacation rental that's owned by her vengeful ex. Tell us about the time you successfully or unsuccessfully revived a relationship in a hospital hallway at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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00:55:08

Darrow & Darrow: Body of Evidence

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2025/06/28

Sara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she and Kat figure out this plot even after 20 minutes of intense discussion? Tune in to find out.Send us your favorite Marcus Aurelius quotes at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:18:01

Darrow & Darrow: In the Key of Murder

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2025/05/24

Kat's recap of the second Darrow & Darrow movie has Sara pondering, if her grandmother had offered some special attention to her coach, would it have changed the course of her early soccer career?Let us know what flavor soda really spices up your romantic relationship at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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00:49:21

Darrow and Darrow

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2025/02/14

Kat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie. Did you skip two grades and turn out just fine? Email us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:12:37

Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death

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2024/12/30

Kat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled together an episode on the final Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death.Email us what you imagined Ivy did to get the blue moth fungus at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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00:50:12

Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody

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2024/12/22

It's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's A Christmas Melody. This classic stars Logan, Tess, and.... Mariah Carey. Apparently MC did "write" the song from the finale, and later "adapted its lyrics to be relevant for a child singing about her single mother finding love." You can email us about your special relationship with your school custodian at

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01:27:08

Chronicle Mysteries: The Deep End

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2024/11/22

Sara and Kat are inspired to start a swim class for middle-aged men after watching the next installment of the Chronicle Mysteries.Read more about men's sudden thirst for extracurriculars upon becoming fathers here at Reductress. You can send us your duffels full of cash at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:25:41

Chronicle Mysteries: Vines That Bind

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2024/11/16

Sara and Kat plant their feet in some very immoral soil during the latest Chronicle Mysteries. You can reach us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:58:23

Chronicle Mysteries: The Wrong Man

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2024/08/06

Kat gifts Sara her very best piece of river trash, to celebrate their return to the Chronicle Mysteries. Don't upset Glen! If you need to dispose of old electronics, Best Buy and Home Depot have recycling programs: https://shorturl.at/7aZKf. If you have counterfeit olive oil to sell us, email us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:26:52

Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2024/05/24

Kat ziplines Sara into a huge foam ball pit, inspired by the first Chronicle Mystery.Send us a blank postcard at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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02:14:06

Gourmet Detective: Roux the Day w/Jason

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2024/04/20

Professional chef Jason gets into the wild boar meat of this movie with Sara and Kat by preparing several litigation-worthy but delicious absinthe-based dishes.

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01:17:12

Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2024/02/28

Sara and Kat don their most accurate Marie Antoinette-style victory rolls while chatting about Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried.We promise to improve our audio by the next episode, although we can't stop Kat's neighbor from weedwhacking dirt. Tell us the most devious accusations you've made while on a horseback ride at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:11:03

Gourmet Detective: Death al Dente

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2024/01/27

Sara and Kat schedule simultaneous sleep studies so they'll be ready if an intruder tries to attack them before 11am, inspired by Gourmet Detective: Death al Dente. There is a Chinatown in Vancouver! But you can still email to scold us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:08:45

Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2023/12/05

Sara prepares a beautiful spread of forcemeats and aspics for Kat in honor of Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die. Share your favorite meat jelly recipes with us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:08:14

Gourmet Detective

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2023/11/12

Kat ruins 6 of Sara's best knives trying to stab them unsuccessfully into a cutting board after they cover the first Gourmet Detective movie. Send us a note at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com, but we'll only read ones spelled out in cut-out letters from a magazine.

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01:19:28

Fixer Upper Mysteries: Deadly Deed

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2023/10/16

Kat and Sara are feeling the pressure of an arbitrary deadline of three months to record before the podcast reverts back to the bank.

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01:22:08

Fixer Upper Mysteries: Concrete Evidence

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2023/09/03

The second Fixer Upper mystery is a real emotional roller coaster, but don't worry - Kat and Sara made sandwiches. Tell us about your dumbwaiter shaft hijinks at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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01:30:57

Along Came A Nanny

Hallmarked for Murder ·

2023/07/11

Kat and Sara suffer loss, much like the burgled residents of Poplar Grove. Kat practices writing several names on a legal pad. Sara learns to slowly draw arrows.

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01:38:54

Fixer Upper Mysteries: Framed For Murder

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2023/05/08

Sara and Kat set their security cameras to "permanently record" for Fixer Upper Mysteries: Framed For Murder.

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01:29:04

Crossword Mysteries: Riddle Me Dead

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2023/05/08

Kat brings Sara a gorgeous bouquet to celebrate Crossword Mysteries: Riddle Me Dead, but then throws it in the trash instead of giving it to her.

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