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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob"s unpredictable naps, you"re in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob"s wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

tv & film film reviews

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01:27:21

#234 - Over The Top

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2026/01/15

This week, we’re doing a little redux in the form of 1987’s Over The Top. The reason we’re doing this episode a second time is because it’s a double elimination. That’s right, you have to do it twice for it to count. Stallone’s got the balls, and his son’s got a big ass pussy that needs to be whipped into shape if he’s ever going to grow up to be a proper man. How do you become a proper man, you ask? Steak. Trucks. Arm Wrastlin’. And defeating Smasher. Let’s get into it, shall we? arrogant archetype

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01:27:40

#233 - Champagne and Bullets

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2026/01/08

This week, we bring in the new year with 1993’s Champagne and Bullets. A movie that shows its namesake with the sheer amount of champagne and bullets it presents to you, the viewer. This is classic Worst Movie Ever Made territory… think The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, and Neil Breen. It’s not “so bad it’s good,” it’s “so awful it’s amazing.” Seriously, Champagne and Bullets is such a punisher that we had to take a week off to regroup before talking about it. So let’s shimmy slide

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01:24:33

#232 - Home Sweet Home Alone

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2025/12/25

This week, we get into Home Sweet Home Alone… SIXTH HOME ALONE MOVIE!!! Yes, there’s six of them. This one stars Fat Harry Potter, and a bunch of reliably adequate comedians who make sucking on a tailpipe seem like the best way to celebrate Christmas becuase they're working with the worst screenplay ever penned to paper. This one’s a punisher, so buckle up… McAllister mayhem? Mauling marv? Macauley's micro machines? More like marmalade muffin munching moppet majorly misfires with mismanaged

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01:21:18

#231 - Santa with Muscles

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2025/12/18

This week we get into the holiday spirit by watching Santa With Muscles. It’s about Santa. With Muscles! Anything outside of that, we’re not so sure. This is our third movie on the pod to feature Hulk Hogan, but the first one that doesn't show him ripping a car door straight off its hinges. Maybe the car doors were the friends we made along the way … Hardly a Hollywood holiday hit has Hulk Hogan hurling hoodlums, heaving haymakers at henchmen, and having half the har-hars as the Holocaust

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01:21:14

#230 - Pregnant by the Pastor

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2025/12/11

This week, we get into Pregnant by the Pastor: The Aftermath, and we’re not sure if it’s a sequel or the first installment because even Tubi doesn’t know. We don’t even know what this movie is about, who it’s for, or what its many layers of dense symbolism even mean. Oh boy, here we go ...Various vixens with vague values, valor or virtue vie for Vicar's viscosity void of virginity, vestments and vespers! Tyler Perry approach! Visual shorthand via hat! A ton of tongues! Meeting with the

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01:15:00

#229 - Primal Fear

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2025/12/04

This week, we get into 1996’s Primal Fear, Edward Norton’s debut role, and Richard Gere’s best performance. It’s like that 2010 movie, Stone, but without the cornrows. We’re celebrating a good movie week before we get lost in the sauce again, so let’s take a deep breath, and talk about one of the best legal thrillers of the 90s.Ready? Set! Go!!!Martin motions that murderous minstrel mister has been mistakenly marked as the murderer of a Monsignor, and must mar the malicious materiality, mainly due

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01:13:40

#228 - The Surfer

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2025/11/27

This week, we get into Nicolas Cage’s The Surfer. Shoutout to Jeff for emailing us the suggestion. We all love Nicolas Cage more than life itself, so it’s only fitting we revisit the legend after doing Prisoners of the Ghostland two weeks ago. CAGE FOR DAYYYYS! Little production note for y’all: Rob has a new supercomputer, and for some reason his keyboard is louder than god, and apparently his office chair needs to be hit with some WD-40. Sorry about that, let’s just call it ambiance… Soul surfing

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01:09:27

#227 - Norbit

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2025/11/20

Heyyyyy, no video feed this week guys. We had an unspeakable amount of behind-the-scenes issues that were unfortunately not able to be rectified. Thanks Norbit ... you broke us. We may never recover. Here we go! Unfunny, fake, flabby female flogs, flips, and feuds with four-eyed fellow and his frail framed female friend! Can you cut off a butthole? Blasian Face, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made. www.theworstmovieevermade.com

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01:15:11

#226 - Prisoners of the Ghostland

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2025/11/13

This week, you better hold onto your TESTICLLLEEEEEES because we’re getting into 2021’s Prisoners of the Ghost Land, starring our one true God, Nicolas Cage. What’s the movie about, you ask? Your guess is as good as ours, but it’s like if Mad Max was Snake Plissken, but also Nicolas Cage in a sci-fi horror Western saga. It’s that good. HI-FUCKING-YAHHHHH!Treacherous tale told, targeting a tyrant with twisted testicular TNT, a tormented town trek, and a true tribal takedown! Frankenstein henchman

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01:24:00

#225 - Alligator

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2025/11/06

This week, we get into 1980’s Alligator; a movie that is way better than we thought it would be, but feel compelled to roast anyway given the nature of this podcast. You should watch it. It’s on Tubi for free. It’s great. Sometimes it’s not. But it mostly is. Aight, let’s go. Gator guts guys who are getting rid of golden doodles in the garbage, gores goons in the gutter, glances at a gal, and goes after greedy grifters at a garden gathering! Writing wizard wasted! Bayou beast bartering! City sewer

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01:20:32

#224 - Half Past Dead

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2025/10/30

This week, we get into Half Past Dead, or as we like to call it: Halfway to straight-to-DVD for the remainder of Steven Seagal’s career! Alcatraz! Ja Rule! Gold Heists! Cars! Guns! Russians! OH MY GOD WE’RE ALREADY YELLING SO WE MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO IT!Here we go, cuh. Squishy Steven is stuck in a cell, in the stockade, since stripping stolen sedans is still a sin! Segal’s disruptive force! Bromantic bazooka spooning! Tactical goth squads! Morris Chestnut and his trench coat Mafia! No Ja-rules

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01:21:47

#223 - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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2025/10/23

This week we get into 80s historical fiction, Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Not too much fun though, they don’t even say “wanna,” which would come off as a little more informal and a lot more up for anything. Champagne wishes and leotard dreams coming right up for yerrrrrr! Here we go. Giddy, godly, go go girls grind with guys, grappling with a groovy gyration game, giving gramps the gloomy gus groan, then green light gladness! Super 80s caucasian dance pop kind of … thing? Horny babysitting

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01:16:18

#222 - Hobgoblins

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2025/10/16

This week, we answer Slow Drip’s request, and take on Hobgoblins! Rob has technical difficulties and melts down! Chris makes an “impastable” assertion! Bob stumps us with Fact or No Fact! This is one for the ages. Let’s go! A garish & grimy Gremlins grift has got growling goblinoids grabbing a geeky goober, his grimacing girlfriend, a goony gabagool guzzler, his go-to good-time go-go girl and their girly goofball gal-pal! Co-host crackhouse queries! Pussies get no snussy! Army man, the two-pump

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01:31:09

#221 - Teen Witch

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2025/10/09

Here's the mail, it never fails, except when Dustyn suggests Teen Witch, upon which we'll rail! Saddle up, fuckers! It's time to get witchy! Teenage trick teaser taken with a twenty something turns tempered terrain into twenties, a tot into a terrier, a toad into a tonic, and a teacher into a topless trouser twirler! The Paranormal Porkies that could have been! Fudge brother diary smudging! Sticky but fascinating classroom jabbing! Marcia Wallace! Cycle sulking on the way to an eccentric

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01:29:06

#220 - Jupiter Ascending

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2025/10/02

This week, we continue to dig deep into our mailbag with Kayla's suggestion, Jupiter Ascending... or as we like to call it, “Stupider Unending.” This was really, really, really, really, really, really bad. Like super bad. Not like the movie, Superbad, which is actually kinda good, but like actually super, duper bad. What have we done? Jupiter Jones joins a journey jonesing for genetic justice, just after Jupiter jettisons her juvenile jam! Insignificant integrity! Human goo mining! Realigning

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01:09:26

#219 - Freddy Got Fingered

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2025/09/25

This week, we get into Freddy Got Fingered; a film that Rob gives too much credit while Chris and Bob wish death on him. We’re kicking off our 24th season: new(ish format), new bumpers, and, most importantly, we’re digging into the mailbag. Big shoutout to Midge from Glasgow, Scotland for this request. We’re worse off for it, and for that we thank you!Let's just go ahead and fuck this duck, shall we? Green gives us Gord, goes for grossout gags, gets the gimpy girl, garners gonorrhea from a

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01:16:50

#218 - Alien

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2025/09/18

Good movie week. Alien! Starring the only person on Earth named Sigourney. What a flick! What a legacy! Too bad all the other ones mark a slow decline. We hear the new series is great though. But this is a movie podcast, and we only talk about those things as we dissect them with our state-of-the-art equipment. This one’s great though! Ridley renders a rival ‘restrial, who raids and rumbles relentlessly until Ripley, racked with revenge, releases the rival to ruthless reentry. Alien deepthroat

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01:11:07

#217 - The Crow: Wicked Prayer

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2025/09/11

This week, we close out our sequel season with The Crow: Wicked Prayer, starring John Connor cosplaying as Harry Potter cosplaying as Robert Smith if he were a Native American … or something. Rob watched every single crow sequel and reboot in preparation for this episode, and for the sole purpose of defending one of the best revenge thrillers of all time. We once covered the OG Crow movie during good movie week, and maybe Chris will finally come around and realize how it’s a cinematic masterpiece,

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01:28:48

#216 - Universal Soldier: The Return

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2025/09/03

This week, we get into Universal Soldier: The Return, which is really the fourth film in the series, but a direct sequel to the first one. Rob and Chris think it’s an improvement from the first installment, but Bob begs to differ. As long as JCVD hits his contractually obligated slow-mo roundhouse kick quota, all is right with the world. Here we go! Seth surmises scientific sabotage, so surprises suits and soldiers with siege and slaughter, but is subsequently squelched in a standoff with a sprout

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01:19:55

#215 - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

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2025/08/21

Environmental romantic thriller horror time as we dive into Birdemic 2: The Resurrection! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Giant Jumbo Jellyfish jabs Jezebel just as Generic Joes and Josephines join to jab and jeopardize jay-like jumbo-jet sized jackdaws! Tit-scope triplets get totaled! Abhorrent audio and acting! Crows kill cavemen mid CaveHub(™) climax! Rod's rotten cod kills a kid! Rope-along Miata road head drive ‘n slide?! Big-lib Propaganda Bob! Chris’ poopin’ and doomin’! Breen by proxy?! The

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