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Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Apocalypse and Avocados (Carissa

Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real. New episodes every Monday & Thursday. Follow us on Facebook and our other socials: IG & Threads Apocalypse_and_Avocados; Snapchat, X, & Bluesky @ApocAndAvocados; TikTok

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44:11

Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/28

Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple phone call or dinner plan destroys productivity, to the existential terror of prepping for a 6 AM flight or tracking a DoorDash order like a security

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32:08

Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/27

Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshole), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder to basement dungeons).Plus: public prank revenge plots, Taylor Swift vs. wedding drama, hygiene-challenged boyfriends, utility-demanding shower

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53:55

Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/25

Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it out unscathed—or particularly sober.Truth is relative, humor isn’t, and our only rule: trust absolutely nothing but your own group text. New episode

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53:50

Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again)

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/21

Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it means to open your phone and find your old tweets trending, your newest TikTok stitched with a sorrowful violin soundtrack, and your mom texting, “Are you okay?” (The answer is probably not.)Join us for a wild roast of overnight redemption arcs, viral apologies, and the art of bouncing back when you’d

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29:13

Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/20

Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this first minisode, Peter and Sean dive into:Gaycation drama gone wild—Ibiza-styleAwkwardly honest relationship confessionsPartners who pack bags (and dildos) instead of feelingsCouples fighting over fitness, feelings, and fit partnersRoommate meltdown stories, serial dater chaos, and scene kings keeping

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59:12

Dwerk Hard, Play Harder: Season 2 Kickoff

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/18

Vacation’s over and the chaos crew is back—with extra glitter, accidental thirst traps, and questionable Instagram scrolls. In this unfiltered Season 2 premiere, Peter, Carissa, and Shaun go deep on internet dwerking (yes, with a “d”), public indecency, and stories so wild you’ll need a private folder for your camera roll. From gym class drama to Cirque du Soleil–level Mondays, tune in for confession-worthy laughs and the signature queer energy you missed. Hit play and joinApocalypse &

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59:00

Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/08/04

It’s here—the unhinged, oversharing, totally unpredictable Apocalypse & Avocados SEASON FINALE! We tried to be deep, but gave up and went full chaos: a game with no rules, criminal confessions, surprise guests (who had no idea), and WAY too many niche Easter eggs. Did we get meaningful? Barely. Did we get personal? Always. Oh, and did someone say “vinegar balls”? If you’ve survived the ride so far, a) are you okay, and b) let’s end this with the only thing we do well—loud, messy, and definitely

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53:04

Outrage Olympics: Taking Gold in Everyday Drama

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/31

Could you win a medal in daily overreacting? This week onApocalypse and Avocados,Peter and Shaun are letting their inner drama athletes run wild. From waking up annoyed at headlines or breakfast pics, to getting irrationally heated at almond milk recommendations, they dive into 21st-century emotional gymnastics—no actual fitness required.Peter admits to his championship-level deadpan face, while Shaun breaks down the weird thrill of group chat drama and why TikTok rage-bait is impossible to resist

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01:08:09

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/28

Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruise ship disappearances, Shaun reviews overpriced lattes with a splash of chaos, and Carissa exposes why self-care is now sold at luxury pricing. If you’ve ever questioned your brunch bill or your sanity—welcome to the beautiful disaster club.Perfect for:Anyone who spirals over brunch bills, drama tweets,

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59:42

Digital Disasters and Strawberry Robots: A Survival...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/24

Warning: Carissa admits she Googled "Dame un grr" for 20 minutes and discovered constipation is now a trend. We're all questioning reality.This week, your favorite disasters dissect living authentically when robots write catchier songs than humans but they're about microwaves having existential crises. We decode the psychological mindfuck of Gen Z trends, explain why people voluntarily stopped pooping for July, and explore how a Coldplay CEO scandal proves literally everything becomes content.Shaun

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48:34

Family Drama, Face Plants, and Why Democracy Took a...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/21

Warning: Peter goes off about family drama right out the gate, but don't worry—it's therapeutic AF.This week, the beautiful disasters tackle what happens when you stop settling for boring shit and start actually living. Carissa face-planted while waterskiing for the first time (10/10 would recommend), Peter serves family drama realness, and Shaun's making jalapeño cocktails that could send you to the ER.We're unpacking why our generation feels guilty about choosing happiness, why Miami canceled

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01:07:22

The Great Unraveling: July 2025's Chaos State

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/17

So Peter's editing at midnight, gets an ad for a $400 scalp ritual while reading about flood victims, and almost clicks "buy now." That's... that's where we're at as humans right now.Episode 30 is here and we're spiraling about July 2025—the timeline where we're googling skincare tips during actual disasters.What we're unpacking:People searched "wet look lashes" 8,700% more while Ukraine got bombed (make it make sense)Texas floods + 109 deaths = turmeric soap searches up 3,400% (???)$24 billion on

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01:01:43

Crying, Co🧃chie Sweat, and Colonizers

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/14

It’s hot. It’s messy. And no one knows what month it is anymore. Welcome to Apocalypse & Avocados: Midsummer Meltdown Edition. Peter, Carissa, and Issa are back together, sweaty and unfiltered, to spiral through this chaotic season of Barbieheimer fallout, concert therapy, LaBooBoo demon dolls, and Euro-core travel influencers who claim red wine for breakfast is healing their inner child.We’re talking about the actual heat (Puerto Rico, we love you but we’re melting), the cultural

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16:32

Avocados Abroad: The Big Announcement

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/09

Peter and Shaun drop the bombshell you didn't see coming: they're leaving the United States and moving to Portugal. In this special minisode launch of "Avocados Abroad," the duo gets brutally honest about the three-year journey that led to this life-changing decision.From the political climate that first sparked the idea to the November election that sealed the deal, Peter and Shaun break down exactly why they're trading Massachusetts for Porto. Spoiler alert: it involves socialized

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61:54

Therapy-Speak Hangover & the Great Detachment

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/07

Burnout is a badge of honor, “boundaries” are a weapon, and everyone’s a self-diagnosed expert—welcome to 2025. In this unfiltered episode, Peter (with Shaun riding shotgun) dives headfirst into the therapy-speak epidemic, the rise of viral quitting, and the dopamine arms race that’s left us all exhausted and emotionally detached.We break down:How TikTok turned “gaslighting” and “narcissist” into everyday insults (even if nobody knows what they mean)The Jonah Hill & Sarah Brady text

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57:46

Main Character Syndrome & The Pandemic of Flakiness:...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/07/03

Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP lies, and the rise of main character syndrome. From group chats that turn into graveyards to the art of soft ghosting and the absurdity of adult gift bags, nothing escapes their unfiltered takes. Expect rants about salad-for-dinner weirdos, TikTok trend disasters, and the existential dread of trying to keep up with anything—or anyone—when flakiness is

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46:56

Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/06/30

Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee melting in your lap—must be summer. In this chaotic and uncomfortably relatable episode, Shaun and Peter unpack the mess that is being queer in the land of backyard BBQs, disappearing Pride merch, and American exceptionalism. From glitter-covered burnout to travel horror stories and the salty politics of patriotism, this one’s for everyone dodging both

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47:12

Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/06/26

🎙️ Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups Hosted by Carissa | Apocalypse & AvocadosIf you ever ate a rice cake and called it dinner, this one’s for you.In this episode, we dive fork-first into the chaotic world of millennial food trauma, unpacking the diet culture disasters we grew up with (SlimFast, we’re looking at you), and the glow-ups we’re embracing now. From fat-free lies to protein pancakes, we explore what “healthy” even means in 2025—especially when

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44:21

No Comfort Zones: Facing the Stories That Change...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/06/23

This week, we’re stepping way outside our comfort zones—and inviting you to do the same. In this episode, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa drop the filters and dive into the headlines that keep us up at night: Trump’s sweeping new travel ban and its ripple effects on millions of families, the ongoing humanitarian crises in Gaza and Ukraine, and the relentless flood of anxiety-fueling news and social media trends.We get real about what it means to stay informed without losing your mind, the guilt

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50:08

The Gag Order Part 2: Pretty in Pink (Bracket), Petty...

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa. ·

2025/06/21

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Pink Bracket: Drama, Designs & Delusions | Gag Order Episode ReviewWelcome back to the Gag Order! In this episode, we dive into the glitter-soaked world of the Pink Bracket Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10. Join us as we break down the runway looks, the drama, and the unforgettable performances from the first three episodes. From the jaw-dropping design challenges to the fierce lip-sync battles, Peter and I review it all with love and a pinch

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