Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

01:05:37

Thumbs: the Nipple of the Hand | Black Lincoln...

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/10/05

Episode 258 opens with reverb, ears, corn, fake governors, and the crew trying to remember how podcast intros work before Parker officially welcomes everyone to another edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 258-2 258-2The first major story belongs to Fred, whose son has officially turned 13. Fred is less impressed with the birthday itself than with the fact that he managed to keep another human alive for 13 years. He points out that TVs, cars, marriages and various other things haven't

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01:10:10

Richard Butts Loves Big Tents

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/09/14

00:01:00 — Episode 255, Now With No Action: The show proudly announces the 255th episode and immediately promises “no action,” which is both a joke and a warning.00:01:31 — Fred’s Gun Show: Fred’s sleeves apparently ripped right off his body because his 50-year-old arms are simply too powerful.00:02:18 — Contractually Not Celebrating Fred Again: Parker explains that they celebrated Fred last week and are not contractually obligated to do it again, then spends half the episode doing exactly

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01:04:19

Make Way for Dolly!

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/08/31

00:00:57 — “Now Featuring Words”: Parker welcomes everyone to the “250th episode” and announces that the show now features words, which feels like an ambitious rebrand.00:01:16 — All Fingers and Toes: The crew says they are broadcasting with all their fingers and toes, which becomes accidentally relevant later when the episode turns into death talk. 00:02:20 — Antonio Ben Fred: Fred starts doing an accent, Parker asks him to get closer to the mic, and the whole show briefly becomes a bootleg

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01:10:28

The Ten Chocolate Commandments

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/08/24

In Episode 252 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker opens the show by admitting he forgot to write the intro, which is honestly one of the cleaner ways a BLC episode can start. The crew celebrates the newly expanded website archive, clarifies that the site does not really look new except for one button that leads to a million other things, and then immediately shifts into the main business of the week: selling chocolate.Parker’s daughter is selling World’s Finest Chocolate, which

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01:00:43

I Like a Good Brown | Americas Favorite Podcast

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2026/08/17

The episode opens as the “351st edition,” joking that BLC now has 100 lost episodes.Parker says summer is over as a concept, even if the weather is still very much summer. Parker crams a family vacation into a short North Carolina trip with Carowinds, Charlotte, food halls, slime, and an aquarium. A knife-store stop becomes a whole bit about balisongs, butterfly knives, “Jim James,” flippy flops, and $100 vacation parenting decisions. Parker explains injuring his knee in lake mud/sargassum,

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01:07:03

Menty B-LC | America's Favorite Podcast

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/08/03

00:03:50 — Slang School Begins: Parker announces a 2026 slang check so the crew can stay current, which is already the least current sentence possible.00:04:47 — Mogging Explained: The guys learn that “mogging” means outshining or dominating someone, mostly through appearance, and immediately age seven years. 00:05:29 — Looksmaxing and Mewing: The crew breaks down looksmaxing, mewing, and the strange internet belief that your jawline can become a full-time project. 00:07:38 — Receipts Become

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01:02:27

Tolling For Trout | The Black Lincoln Collective...

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/06/22

00:01:40 — Manual Farts Only: A listener thinks the fart is part of the intro, and the crew proudly explains that BLC uses real, handcrafted gas like podcast artisans.00:02:12 — Pride Month Musical Parker: Parker starts singing the show open, and the guys immediately question how a man who hates musicals keeps turning the podcast into one. 00:03:24 — Congratulations on Your Marriage, Sorry: The crew congratulates a listener on getting married, then immediately explains that 100% of divorces are

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01:06:50

Meat Sweat City | Americas Favorite Podcast

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/06/15

In Episode 242 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred is back, alive to the show again, and immediately welcomed with the kind of dignity this program is famous for: a discussion about synthetic farts, AI-generated gas, and the need for “real farts” in modern podcasting. It is, somehow, a return to normal. The crew kicks things off by welcoming a new listener, Dale from Canada, before revisiting the emotional damage caused by Fred missing the previous episode. Parker and Allan remind

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00:43:35

Freddy's Dead (To Us) and the Worst Of

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2026/06/08

This week, on what can barely be called an episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Fred is Dead...to us. He's out fighting screw worms or screwing fighting worms or something. Allan decides to shoot his shot and step in for the absent Freddy Jazzmouth. Parker uses Fred's untimely disappearance to force through a new BLC Hall of Famer, then a special guest comes by to mourn the show's loss. Then, we're sorry, but we're contractually obligated to broadcast a Worst of Episode once a year,

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01:01:23

Iranian Tortillas | America's Favorite Podcast

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2026/05/18

The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Episode 238 is here, and it is packed with comedy, conspiracy theories, stock talk, sports memories, and food inflation rage. This week, the crew discusses Fred’s lost bet and the possibility of more “kid show” episodes, the strange pull of social media algorithms, knot-tying videos, hydraulic press clips, pimple popping videos, and the weird side of internet content.Fred breaks down the latest in the GameStop stock saga, including Ryan Cohen, eBay acquisition

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01:12:07

Fart Us Out of Here Chewie | America's Favorite...

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2026/05/04

This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast. 00:00 — Welcome to Episode 236The crew opens the 236th edition of

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01:03:33

Ask Allan Anything and the Bunk Bed Challenge |...

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2026/04/27

In episode 235 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan are back with another chaotic, fully unhinged ride through parenting disasters, home improvement regrets, sports disappointment, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with the crew welcoming listeners from around the world and pointing them toward YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and all major podcast platforms. The main story starts with Parker taking on what he calls the “bunk bed challenge”:

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01:01:31

fArtemis 2 and the Dark Side of the Moon | America's...

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2026/04/20

This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent Mission and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as ever. We finally get caught up with Dr Frenchie, and we've got lots to cover. All that, and even more, only on the BLC Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast

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01:06:47

Only Turtles Below | America's Favorite Podcast

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2026/04/13

This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the Master's Winner? We finally get the interview we've been waiting on, Tiger Woods himself. Tigers chatting about his Master's Experience, and the real reason he crashed. We announce our newest ad campaign, and

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01:17:07

Wake Me Up When it's the Butt | America's Favorite...

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2026/04/06

This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the fellas to a segment that he created! Get ready for something that you'll never hear again. We're deciding who'd win in a fight, and the toughest Dad's in TV History. Finally, Is Parker Running for office? He's

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01:19:12

Unarmed and Dangerous | America's Favorite Podcast

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2026/03/30

This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brunch with death and a shelf. It's something. Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch boy argument about whether Chuck Norris belongs in the BLC Hall of Fame. Guess what? He might, or might not be bestowed with the highest honor America's Favorite Podcast can give (RIP Chuck). You'll have

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01:11:39

Hot Doggin' it with David Peterson

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/03/23

In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in 1895 Ohio, the Great Molasses Flood, Alexander the Great, Karl Marx, Pepsi’s military deal, and Montenegro’s 101-year war with Japan. The gang also debates old-school myths like wet hair causing colds, gum

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01:04:52

Can I Get My Nipples In? | Black Lincoln Collective...

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2026/03/09

This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient chinese secret. We compare medical shows and Parker is volunteering to coach fantasy football. Fred talks about his victories and losses in his online shopping addiction. The it's Wack History Month, and Parker's

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01:11:20

The Boot of Jazz | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast ·

2026/02/23

This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird encounter, and was Jesus a mushroom? You'll have to listen to find out. Power bills are soaring, and a Vape Shop looms on the horizon. Only on the BLC Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny

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01:06:32

What They Call a Package | Black Lincoln Collective...

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2026/02/16

This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out. We are also joined by a very special guest, who's name rhymes with Rid Kock, that's right, fresh from the mean country streets of Detroit, it's Kid Rock! After the break,

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