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Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

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Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will

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4.66 - Bringing Him In

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/09/29

After swearing in Everett’s father, the department received a call from Detective Keighley telling them to meet at a nearby McDonalds. On the way there, Chet Mango was distracted by Michael Arden’s potential birthday before Everett lied to smooth things over. Arriving as instructed, Everett left for a secondary location to meet Keighley while the other kindred stayed behind. Can Everett bring Keighley in, or will he be forced to kill the mortal detective?Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante

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48:34

4.65 - Daddy Issues

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/09/22

On the ride back from Eavesgrove, Everett fell into a paranoia compulsion but still managed to comfort his mother when he returned and ended up sleeping in the bedroom she provided for him. The next night Martha made tea for the people she had lost, Val survived a follow-up conversation with Will, and when they all arrived at the office, Everett realized he’d need to invent an oath to swear in his father as his newest officer.Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside

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50:31

4.64 - The Blood Inside Us

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/09/15

Closing out the night after the department exorcised the ghosts of their fallen foes, Everett took Chet Mango to Eavesgrove where the two successfully mindwiped their first target. Martha was exhausted from the ghostly ordeal and really just wanted to rest, while Val took Will to Dairy Cream for a treat that led to yet another hard conversation about Will’s desire to become a vampire.Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Del Borovic

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48:11

4.63 - Promises & Mistakes

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/09/08

Having defeated hostile spirits, and discovered that the fallen mortal officers of New Haven have formed a protective “Ghost Squad” in the afterlife, the coterie took stock of their situation. Val made sure the daytime squad felt supported and safe. Martha visited Thea in the hospital but didn’t tell her Matthew Sumner had died, and Everett started driving Chet Mango to Eavesgrove to stop its ongoing threat to the MasqueradeFeaturing our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Tyler

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54:24

4.62 - Friends Not Food

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/09/01

All three members of the Sheriff’s Department had been possessed. Everett was trapped inside Torpor Springs, Val in the Brujah fighting pits, and Martha was back in Bits & Bobs. They could have been lost forever, except they were rescued by the ghosts of the fallen mortal members of the department. These dead heroes gave the coterie a chance to destroy the haunted polaroid at the centre of this nightmare. When they did the evil ghosts disappeared, and the department learned they’d lost Matthew

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51:20

4.61 - Possession

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/08/25

With Everett and Val possessed by ghosts from their past, it was up to Martha to exorcise her compatriots. Leaving the mortal officers outside, Martha entered the haunted apartment and found herself in a spiritual battle with Thea’s adopted son’s ghost inside Thea’s body. After chanting didn’t work, and hostility led to the demise of an unseen hostage, Martha heroically offered herself up as a vessel for Daniel to possess. Will her sacrifice work, or has Martha doomed the entire Sheriff’s

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45:18

4.60 - Go To Source

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/08/18

As the department faced a supernatural hostage situation, Val and Everett were goaded into action by ghosts from their past. Martha watched as Everett was possessed by the fallen Prince Toastarosa and Val was possessed by the late Brian Tombstone. Now it’s up to Martha - the only vampire still in control of herself - to save Thea, Everett’s father, Val, Everett, and any other hostages from the ghosts of all of their collective pasts.Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante)

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39:35

4.59 - A Hostage Situation

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/08/11

As the team hurried towards the VMFPB, Martha’s mind wandered into the past, and she relived the darkest night of her mortal life. She remembered the occult store she co-owned with Thea, Bits & Bobs, and a battle with Thea’s adopted son Daniel over expensive artwork that ultimately forced Martha to take his life. With new clues burning in her mind from this memory as she hurries into a hostage situation - will this knowledge help her defeat the coming threat or will it distract her and cost her

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51:02

4.58 - Origins: Martha - The Darkest Night

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/08/04

The mind-wiping, birthday party-obsessed freelancer Chet Mango arrived at the station, and Everett attempted and failed to bargain him down to a lower rate. Martha then told Val and the Sheriff about all the recent mysterious happenings, as well as her past and how she had taken the life of one of Thea’s sons. But as she looked inward to read her own aura and focused on the VMFPB, she saw Thea’s sons lunging at her, and Barty rushed in yelling about a hostage situation.Featuring our Storyteller

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47:45

4.57 - Chet Mango

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/07/28

Before continuing to investigate the officers from Eavesgrove, the coterie dealt with personal matters. Barty presented some options for Will’s birthday, Val got angry when the talk turned to Will’s desire to become a vampire, but Barty stood his ground and they came to an understanding. Everett decided to follow up with Martha after she met with her clan leader, and Michael Arden agreed to help inspect Martha’s apartment, though not until the following night.Featuring our Storyteller Ryan

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54:47

4.56 - Sorry, Bestie

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/07/21

As a new night began, the coterie checked in on their loved ones. Everett’s parents were moving into the VMFPB and had strong opinions about his living conditions, Martha grew even more concerned about Thea when she saw that their paintings had been flipped upside down and then found a photo album of Martha’s previous life laid out under her bed, and Val checked on Will, who wasn’t handling being trapped in the apartment very well, but at least he was excited at the idea of a birthday party

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49:19

4.55 - Vampire Living Spaces

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/07/14

With a directive to hire mind-wiper Chet Mango, outstanding debts, and dwindling financial resources, the coterie had to figure out how to afford the Malkavian’s services. They decided to offer to throw a birthday party to satisfy Mango’s particular clan trait, then turned their attention to identifying the Eavesgrove officers they had encountered at The Shield. Val and Martha had some success, while Everett was forced to deal with his beast and Barty made amends with Arwin.Featuring our

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47:58

4.54 - Fundamentally Bad

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/07/07

The coterie pursued Detective Keighley back to the bar. Everett briefly tried to commiserate with him and quickly left in the hopes that the detective would mull it over, but whereas none of the other cops had believed Keighley before, Everett’s presence lent legitimacy to his concerns. The coterie peeled out before a fight could begin, and Everett called the Prince to request Unity’s help, which was denied. Can the coterie track down the officers from the bar and mindwipe them all with classic

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50:44

4.53 - Fraying Threads

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/06/30

The coterie made plans with Detective Keighley to meet at a cop bar in Eavesgrove. When Everett and Val entered the bar, however, Keighley confronted Martha, who panicked, tried to made him forget the last few minutes, and ran. While Martha texted Val, Keighley recovered and took off, more determined than ever to find answers. Martha used ritual magic to find him, but the coterie must now choose whether to let him escape or pursue a target who seems quite prepared to deal with adversaries

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50:11

4.52 - The Shield

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/06/23

As the next evening began, Val bought a box set of What We Do in the Shadows for Will to try to cheer him up, and Martha once again arranged for Matthew Sumner to watch over Thea. Everett, meanwhile, found out from Barty and Troy that the ghoul experience might not be that bad for his father if he could keep him mostly out of harm’s way. With Unity away on a special assignment for the Prince, the rest of the coterie strategized how to approach their next target, Detective Lawrence Keighley

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54:43

4.51 - The Ghoul Experience

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/06/16

Val and Everett questioned Mayor Mike Kardashian, Martha scried his soul, and Unity looked into his social media analytics. They realized that the first mindwipe had worked, but he had simply repeatedly posted about a variety of topics until the mention of missing people grabbed his constituents’ attention and they started asking questions again. The coterie paid him to tailor his post to topics of their choosing and returned to New Haven, only to be greeted by Matthew Theobald, who had a new

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53:31

4.50 - Changing the Narrative

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/06/09

The coterie met with Mayor Kardashian. Martha posed as a social media consultant and learned that his goal was to become the President of the United States, but she forgot to ask about the missing people. Everett and Val used Unity’s bitcoin to buy the suits of the political advisors who were supposed to meet with the mayor next, but when they arrived at the mayor’s door, the original consultants had called him and Everett ended up pretending that he and Val were actually CIA agents. Featuring our

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55:11

4.49 - Visionary

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/06/02

As a new evening fell, Val checked in on Will, Everett tried to convince his parents to move into the Family Protection Building, and Martha noticed inexplicable phenomena happening in her kitchen and grew more concerned about Thea. The coterie heard that their mission to turn Elena Marlowe’s attention toward the mine was successful, and they headed out to visit Mayor Kardashian next. Unity hacked into the mayor’s calendar, but can the coterie convince him that they’re political consultants

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58:08

4.48 - You’re Not Welcome

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/05/26

At the Sykes Mine, the coterie donned company uniforms, Unity hacked into the security system, and they found where the mine’s owner was staying on-site. Having learned that the owner was violently targeting pro-union organizers, Val mangled and buried the corpse they had brought and Everett used Ben Chris Gouter’s hand to plant evidence he had been there as a whistleblower. Martha then had Arwin return Detective Cain’s phone to him as the final piece in their plan. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan

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54:58

4.47 - The Underhanded Weasel

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast ·

2026/05/19

The coterie discussed how best to use the evidence from Anti-Corpse to put an end to Elena Marlowe’s search for the truth about her husband. Ultimately, they decided to plant evidence of a mining accident, implicate the mine’s union busters, and use their detective in Plainsville to point Elena in the direction of the corrupt local police. As they enter the grounds of the Sykes Mining Company, can the coterie create a believable crime scene without getting caught? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan

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