Win Stupid Prizes

00:53:57

Who would win the most gold medals at the Olympics?

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2026/09/25

Once every four years (or two if you don't forget about the Winter Olympics like we did) the world's finest athletes come together to figure out who is the best at doing a bunch of stuff. We mostly ignore that and instead just try to cheat, steal, or otherwise acquire as many gold medals as possible; in an episode which would more aptly be titled "Who would bring the most gold medals home from the Olympics?"Jamie only uses one arm, Eddie uses a third arm, and Alex doesn't use

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00:48:33

What is the worst video game to be an NPC in?

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2026/08/28

Years ago we established the best game to be an NPC in, now it's time for the opposite: which video game is it worst to be an NPC in?Jamie needs 10 wolf pelts, Eddie blocks a toilet, Jamie needs 10 wolf pelts, Paul just is, and Jamie needs 10 wolf pelts. Meanwhile Judge Alex faces the existential horror presented to them like someone who can level up.We could've guessed that an RPGs would be pretty bad, we brought 3 of them after all (Action RPG companion, JRPG, MMORPG). But who would've

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00:43:09

How would you wipe out the dinosaurs?

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2026/07/31

Dinosaurs are pretty cool, but what's even cooler is dead dinosaurs, aka fossils. The only problem is the meteor which wiped them out has gone missing. So with nothing but the shirt off our back and a time machine, can we figure out a way to extinct the dinosaurs?Eddie follows in Keanu Reeves' footsteps, Alex gains the rights to the world's oil supply, and Paul gives a gorilla a gun. Meanwhile Judge Jamie realises the mistake he made in giving these three fools access to a time

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00:58:00

Which superpower would you use to rob a bank?

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2026/06/26

Superheroes waste their powers preventing crime, they could make much more money by DOING crime! But what superpower would be the best at robbing a bank?Eddie becomes a law abiding citizen, Alex asks out a bank teller, and Jamie eats some cheese. Meanwhile, Judge Bear does a big fart.It doesn't matter if it's daylight robbery, a heist, or changing your name to Rob Bank and winning on a technicality, as long as you get the gold bars out of the vault you win.Check out The Wolf Is Dead on

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00:51:18

Who should be the next Doctor Who?

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2026/05/29

The Doctor Who writers are clearly running out of ideas given they keep coming back to David Tennant, but thankfully we're here to help. The question "Doctor Who?" has never been more relevant because we're pitching people to play the next version of The Doctor!In this episode Eddie turns The Master into a cat, Alex converts a duck into a Cyberman, and Jamie makes the Daleks do martial arts.We're exploring characters from Back to the Future, Looney Tunes, Ian Fleming's 007,

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00:53:10

What would you Highlander?

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2026/04/24

In Highlander there can only be one immortal, but there are a few other things we'd like there to be a lot less of - only one of, in fact. So we're going to let some heads roll and their powers be absorbed to figure out what is the ultimate thing to Highlander.In today's Quickening: Jamie ruins science, Alex hosts a joust, and Eddie fights Joe Rogan as we all come up with fast rules and catchy taglines for the various battle royales we need in order to end up with only one of that

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00:43:34

What job would Mario actually be good at?

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2026/03/27

Plumbing just isn't paying the bills any more and the movie pay checks only go so far, so Mario needs a career change. But in what industry would Mario not just survive, but thrive?Paul wants Mario to eliminate the competition, Eddie suggests a life of crime, and Alex sits back as Judge Bear trials a bunch of voice lines in place of their answers.More accurately, we've got Olympic glitches, bug squashing, Charles Martinet x Chris Pratt, vault heists, Agent 47, and career counsellor all as

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00:54:27

What changes would you make to The Calendar in the...

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2026/02/27

How would you like to relive the Bubonic Plague? How about help build the Pyramids? OK well what about having your Saturdays locked behind paid DLC? If you think these ideas are good we've got even more as we try to improve the calendar in this episode!Jamie organises a Smite tournament, Bear eliminates scheduling, and Eddie makes everyone a woman for a day, as Judge Alex just tries to figure out what month it is.We've got microtransactions and divine actions, randomisation and political

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00:56:02

Where should the next Pokémon game be set?

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2026/01/30

We all know that Pokémon is running out of ideas, but it turns out there's a simple solution: Just change the location! We've got 6 totally original ideas for The Pokémon Company to explore, and they definitely won't all involve lengthy copyright battles.Eddie suggests the most extreme places he could find on Earth, Bear goes to the most bizarre places he could find not on Earth, and Alex pitches the most magical places of them all... Meanwhile, Judge Jamie gets baffled by the new status

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00:49:42

What job should Santa actually have?

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2025/12/26

Santa Claus is looking for work. That's right, we've finally noticed that Jolly Old Saint Nick is only working 1 day a year, so we're going to find him some extra employment!Jamie wants him to put on a show, Eddie thinks he'd make a good Mr Beast competitor, and Bear (for reasons we still don't understand) is sending children to Mars. All the while Judge Alex is just trying to keep us off the naughty list this year.We explore sporting options including a referee and a WWE

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00:41:04

How would you improve the Death Star?

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2025/11/28

After 2 Death Stars you'd think they'd give up. But we're back for a third, baby! Can our 3 "experts" figure out how to make Death Star 3 not bad this time?Eddie created Palpatine's Party Planet, Paul rolls the Death Star downhill through hyperspace, and Alex puts the War Star back in Star Wars.We consider the typical capitalist crap you'd expect from the Empire in the form of advertising, marketing, and even a corporate sponsorship. Though we also debate the

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00:56:37

How would you utilise the Mystery Gang and their dumb...

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2025/10/31

Solving mysteries ain't gonna pay the bills forever. At least that's what Fred keeps telling me, so we better find something else to do with The Mystery Gang (and their dumb dog).Alex turns The Gang into gamers, Jamie misses an opportunity to patent Cotton Candy Dogs, and Eddie turns Scooby-Doo into the most corrupt judge ever seen. Meanwhile Judge Bear mostly just wants to see Fred in a swimsuit.Whether it be maximising profit through streaming and health & safety audits, utilising

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00:43:42

What would you do with the Matrix?

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2025/09/26

The 1999 classic The Matrix seemed like a pretty good idea but they really fumbled it at the end. This leads to the obvious question: if you could do whatever you wanted with The Matrix, what would you do?Jamie makes a killing, Eddie simulates a simulation, and Alex goes full Mr Beast, as Judge Paul watches all that he knows and loves dissolve into 1s and 0s around him. At least we aren't torturing anyone. Oh we might be?... Strike that from the record.We could monetise The Matrix through

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00:48:11

What would your comic book villain gimmick be?

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2025/08/29

Ah yes, the weird, wacky, and wonderful world of comic books, equally captivating and crazy - especially when it comes to the characters. We all know a good superhero when we see one, but what about a compelling villain?Paul fuses with some plastic bath toys, Alex utilises the power of avocado toast, and Eddie commits the slowest crime of all. Meanwhile, Jamie's alter ego, The Judge, uses its powers to... well, just be very judgemental really.Whether it's the tax evading Sloth, the clean-up

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00:48:08

Who would host a better party than Mario?

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2025/07/25

Mario is always hosting parties but the food is always cold and the dice always roll 1s. So we think it's about time someone else hosted a party - the only question is, who?Eddie collects balls, Jamie finally snaps, and Alex definitely isn't talking about Kingdom Hearts again, all whilst Judge Paul can't wait for the party to end.We're making wishes on Dragon balls, popping balloons in RuneScape, avoiding Zeus, and hoping not to get sued by Disney before Thanos snaps us in half. Just

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00:50:28

Which animal would be the best at fighting crime?

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2025/06/27

History is full of crime-fighting animals! Scooby-Doo, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, and Detective Chimp to name but a few. But this begs the obvious question, which animal would be the best at stopping crims in the real world?Eddie takes the prompt literally, Jamie will be the one asking the questions, and Bear is just pretty sure Eddie's answers are bad. Meanwhile Alex has doubts that this question was worth asking in the first place.We explore mythological lawyers, bomb defusers, aggressive

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00:51:20

What job should Peter Parker actually have?

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2025/05/30

Our good friend Peter Parker (who may or may not be Spiderman) needs a new job. Between his stressful boss, being underpaid by his boss, and his boss trying to replace him with AI, being J Jonah Jameson's photographer at the Daily Bugle just isn't cutting it. So what job should Peter Parker (or maybe Spiderman) do instead?Eddie thinks Mr Parker should stick to what he's good at, Alex reckons Peter is missing a trick, and Jamie believes Spiderman should take on even more responsibility

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00:47:41

Ask Stupid Questions - QUIZ!

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2025/04/25

To celebrate our 50th anniversary (ie. episode) Eddie has thrown together a special quiz for everyone! And by "special" he means ridiculous, impossible, and above all, stupid.Filled with callbacks, running jokes, and references to a few things which are a little too real; consider this episode a helpful refresher for listeners new and old. Whether you want a whistle-stop tour of everying Win Stupid Prizes to date, or you just want to reminisce the old days, this episode was created for you. Yep,

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00:01:00

Welcome to Win Stupid Prizes!

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2025/04/14

Welcome to Win Stupid Prizes, the comedy/pop-culture podcast where we ask the questions that nobody thought were worth asking and win some... unique prizes along the way!If you've ever wondered which D&D class would MIN-MAX your life, or how 4 regular humans could stop Thanos, or even how would you bust ghosts; then this is the podcast for you!More details at: www.hexagorgon.com/series/win-stupid-prizes/Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

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00:47:24

How would you survive in Minecraft?

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2025/03/28

Jack Black is back with a brand new track to take his lumberjack stack back to his shack. To celebrate the release of the Minecraft Movie, we consider how we could actually survive in the most popular video game of all time (at time of release), but without the Warner Bros financial backing!Jamie tries to use the game against itself, Eddie tries to exploit some loopholes, and Paul is confused about how he even got here in the first place. Meanwhile, Alex Judges from the rare position of having less

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