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Crew of the Kahuna (full)

Crew of the Kahuna is a genre-bending actual-play podcast that blends chaos, comedy, and adventure as a rotating cast of characters jump between various game systems and settings. From the Star Wars universe to the absurdities of Rick and Morty, and the gritty underworld of Blades in the Dark, each season offers a unique and thrilling experience. The crew—known for their hilarious interactions, questionable decision-making, and uncanny ability to survive the impossible—navigates through wild quests,

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S06E07: Easy to Say When You've Got 10

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2025/04/09

PrologueEpisode 7 Out Though the Out Door Giddy Up! Beyond the borders of Republic control lies the Dead Meridian—a stretch of space where fleets vanish and comms fall silent. Cloaked in debris, distortion fields, and myth, it is a graveyard of war and memory. With Skyhold Base as well as its Bojackson Skyhold Dome behind them, the crew of the Little Princess must now put up or shut up. Their goal: reach Hoth, and begin the final leg of their mission to locate the rogue Jedi-commander Tiber

S06E06: Bojackson Skyhold Dome

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2025/04/02

PrologueEpisode 6 Echoes of the force Whispers of the flesh! They didn't need guns! Or rocks! This crew only needed a little dog food, maybe Bif and/were Bof, a convenient in-situ clone distraction. And sure, maybe the experienced and OPed Commander Gorevek helped a little bit. Details! After all, the crew was successful in retrieving the old "forbidden text" for their new partner-in-war. But it wasn't pretty. The group is rough around the edges. Perhaps a little too rough for a veteran

S06E05: None of you brought guns?

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2025/03/19

PrologueEpisode 5 Special Delivery Hot and ready! Floating aimlessly towards the Dead Meridian, the crew needed guidance, reaching out to Master Plo Koon. He warned them of Commander Killian Gorvek, their contact at Skyhold Base, a hidden fortress deep in contested space. Their mission demanded they secure passage through this no-man’s-land, but nothing about Gorvek suggested an easy alliance. Worse, the Jedi Master did not have his exact coordinates. Hoping Director Armand Isard, and strong-armed

S06E04: Panini Pizza

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2025/03/05

PrologueEpisode 4 Space Truckin' Road Trip! With the van needing fixing, the crew bartered for repairs, relying on The humble panini as tradestuffs to get air- and space- borne. The piloting of Kael and the not-pushing of buttons of Ktaz brought them steady and level in the void. But their journey took a bizarre turn when they discovered an unexpected stowaway—a massiv-ish, half-tamed Wampa named Brisket, lurking in the ship's vents. A flashing and a treatin' relegated the beast to a cage in the

S06E03: Possible Varmint

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2025/02/19

PrologueEpisode 3 The Work Van Exact Change The crew's latest mission took them deep into Coruscant's industrial underbelly, where they pulled off a daring heist at a heavily secured repair facility to steal a Hyper Hydro Couplink— a critical part needed to get their van spaceworthy again. Flashsticking and suckerpunching their way through thugs, guard dogs, and unfaithful lovers, they nabbed the unit and escaped via public transit. Thankfully, the bus did not have a No Shoe - No Service policy. But

S06E02: Do Jedis Wear Socks?

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2025/02/12

PrologueEpisode 2 Outta the Sack Conscripted! Our three Jedi dropouts have been not-so-voluntarily recruited into the service of the shadowy Security and Intelligence Council, thrusting our unlikely crew into a deadly mission: eliminate (non-lethally?) the dangerous officer Tiber Solvar before he further destabilizes the sector and the republic. Complicating matters, the mission had been deemed non-official cover, meaning in the event they are caught, arrested, or featured on Galaxy's Most Wanted,

S06E01: The Forcespendables

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2025/02/05

PrologueEpisode 1 Twilight of the Order Unraveling! War rages unchecked across countless systems, shattering alliances and drowning entire worlds in fire. The Republic, once a beacon of stability, fractures under the weight of conflict and emerging corruption. The Jedi Order, spread thin, struggles to maintain peace in a galaxy spiraling into chaos. An impassable war zone known as the Dead Meridian divides the galaxy. Here, the front lines have dissolved into lawless territories ruled by warlords,

S05E34: At This Point, I'm Just Tired of Ye

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2025/01/07

PrologueMindflayer Monday This time it's for real January 6, 2025 Truth And Consequences Faced with another mindfreaking incident, the crew paused and took time to reflect on their situation. Djuckles found a pictogram note, with Lady High Hill expressing her love for him, and this gave him the courage to move on. He told Lady High Hill his feelings for her, and the pair performed a ritualtistic flirting dance, bobbing heads included. Patches accompinied on the flute. It was a tender scene, until

S05E33: Ooey Gooey Monster Boy

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2024/12/30

PrologueMindflayer Monday End of the season, baby! (Jk, maybe. Who knows?) December 29, 2024 Castle Of Horrors And Call Backs The crew decided to try the old "we're just dinner for grandpa's funeral" routine to sneak past the human-eating demons that live on Tycheros island. And it worked! The gang was able to make it to the entrance of the castle, only to be stopepd by a pair of greedy, hungry guards. With Squish's shooting and a pair of well timed Judo Chops to the neck, they fought

S05E32: I'm A Little Mindfreak

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2024/12/16

PrologueMindflayer Monday Alright buckle up buckaroos December 15, 2024 One Crew No More! Faced with an armada on the horizon, the crew had to think fast. The began with a slighty fishy story about Squish returning home to visit his dead relative, with his pass in his other pants. Djuckles rigged up a set of speakers, enticing the captain to come out of his oftice and begin strumming. But before we could hear that sweet tune, Djuckles nut punched the captain mid squat. Squish and Patches race to the

S05E31: Do Harps Float?

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2024/12/09

PrologueMindflayer Monday Alright buckle up buckaroos December 8, 2024 Knowledge Is Power But Maybe Not This Knowledge? The gang regrouped after a less than pleasant parting from High Water Manor. Things were tense. Squish made a basked alaskan, which is not a fish, and served it Captain Fitzclyde. They two shared an awkward dinner. Patches got drunk in a hammock. Djuckles, still mourning his loss from Lady High Hill, was in a right sour mood. Luckily, his friends joined him to try and cheer kim up,

S05E30: Baked Alaska

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2024/11/18

PrologueDark Water Weekly No, no, don't come in here! November 17, 2024 Fire In Your House And In Your Heart Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet another fine establishment ablaze. Squish remembered Djuckles had made gas masks for this purpose. Djuckles remembered that he had forgotten whether he had made exploding masks or protective masks, so it was a real wild card. They convinced Lady High Hill to retreat to her room with the chest. Djuckles and Lady

S05E29: Shoot that Burnt Boy

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2024/11/11

PrologueHigh House Gazette Another day, another arson November 10, 2024 Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire! Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Djuckels had the opportunity to push the woman out of the window, but remembeing his dear Uncle Shulock's

S05E28: Small Little Goblin Person

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2024/10/28

PrologueHigh House Gazette Now on Mondays! October 27, 2024 Party At High House Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-Tawny, their former intern. Using the name "Harald Sakk," the two managed the pull a prank so

S05E27: Lowest Monkey on the Totem Pole

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2024/10/02

PrologueDeep Water Digest How do you know what they wished for? October 1, 2024 Day Saved – Baths Had By All Of course he was nude Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and was able to commune with the rest of the group after losing his clothes. He then dug a deep hole, and,

S05E26: Drums in the Poop Hole

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2024/09/25

PrologueParadise Periodical How Do You Know What's Happening We're Trapped On The Ship September 24, 2024 Strange Times On Stranger Shores Holy Ghosts After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he was tricked into entering the jungle, where the three of them independently stumbled onto the remains of

S05E25: No, no, there's only two garbarges

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2024/09/11

PrologueBon Voyage Bulletin No, I will not call you Gutenburg September 10, 2024 A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries Who is Maggie? The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains. Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would eat in his cabin tonight. "Plodable" expert Djuckels painted the cannon with some sick flames,

S05E24: Invasive Questions and Generally Being Pests

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2024/08/27

PrologueOceanside Weekly There's A Printing Press Down Here August 26, 2024 Fish Out Of Water In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain. Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish. Luckily, Squish had caught such a fish earlier that day, and sent Djuckles and Patches back to the ship to retrieve

S05E23: Brother of Good Sir

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2024/08/14

PrologueNautical Newsletter Where Did You Find Ink And Paper August 13, 2024 Carnage With Carnage At Sea Tycheros Ahoy The team gathered on the deck of the Kakuna Wave to heard the real Captain's grand plan. Captain Fitzclyde gave each crew a task: Diuckles became master armorer, Squish was head chef, and Patches 15 lead cleaner. Fitzclyde and Patches had a heart-to-heart, where Patches was given permission to steer the ship. The grand plan was finally revealed: travel to Tvcheros. and start over as

S05E22: Playing for Keepys

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2024/07/31

PrologueBon Voyage Bulletin Who's Printing These July 30, 2024 New Ship New Identities New Troubles Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. The real captain began hunting down his old crew, and finally, has the last and first betrayer in

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