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Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

Your hosts Joseph and Theo and sometimes Daniel read stories written by children, delving into the inner workings of a child genius’s mind. Have you ever looked back at your childhood and thought "what was I thinking?" We are here to answer that question. Now with an inconsistent release schedule! Send us your own stories you wrote as a child! Email us at: childgeniuspodcast@gmail.com

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00:43:08

#65 Internet Litter: Cat, Kid, Computer

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2025/10/16

We’re finally getting back to our core objective with this podcast: filling the internet with digital litter while it’s still legal! So relax, grab a drink, roll down the window, and throw it right on the street because this is an oops-all-litter episode! Get ready to fill your mind with half baked misinformation like how the immortal jellyfish works, how to manage your team like King Solomon, and how to conceptualize Schrödinger’s butthole! And if that’s not enough for you, we’re also rude to

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01:12:09

#64 Theo’s Poetry: It Looks Like It Roadkill

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2025/01/15

Welcome to a poetic episode of Inside the Mind of a Child Genius - the show where dyslexic adults make fun of children! In this episode, join 3 poetry experts and Theo as we learn what sadness smells like, what anxious people think about all the time, and what’s actually scary about zombies (we’re worried about their mental health). We will regale in the tales of Theo’s composer group that’s either Marxist or MAGA (he doesn’t know, he wasn’t paying attention), and how he almost won a poetry

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01:04:32

#63 Dragons of TheoWorld

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/11/21

Today we’re joined by our resident spatial-relations expert: Cousin Ian. In this episode we’ll test his masterful knowledge of space and relations - starting with a fictional list of dragons that Theo drew and described as a child genius. Our intelligent discussion will lead to many interesting topics that teach you how to:Inflate a small man with compressed air Steal sugary bread from an insect-man with 700 greedy children Become an irresistible passenger to your Driver’s Ed teacher Swipe

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01:08:43

#62 Theo’s Fifth Grade Feedback 4/4: Lump of Oinking Mud

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/08/09

Welcome to the grand finale of Theo’s Fifth Grade Year in Review! In this episode, we follow the heartwarming story of three unlikely animal friends: Daniel, Theo, and Joseph as they are dipped in mud, guilt-tripped by Girl Scouts, beefed by a famous rapper, and saddled with predatory loans as children. Will they overcome all odds to be memorialized on TikTok with Ed Sheeran music, or will they be doomed to an eternity of hanging out with the Manning brothers? Tune in to find out!Also in this

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01:15:33

#61 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 3/4: True Sin Podcast

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/08/09

In this gripping episode of our true crime podcast, Theo’s unsettling no-teeth smile sparks a chilling conversation. Is he a psychopath or something? Turns out he isn’t, but join us as we explore questions like this and over 100 crimes - including crimes we’re committing while we record! We delve into the bizarre concept of a mail hole, uncover the secrets of a man with a fake limp, and question Daniel’s motivation to hide while he does yard work. Prepare yourself for a disturbing look into the

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00:54:04

#60 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 2/4: My Eyes Are Up Here

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/08/07

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to us invent a new sport? Right, I didn’t think so, but you’re here now, so might as well! Let’s just say, things get pretty sticky (because of velcro, and magnetics, and stuff - nothing weird). While we were at it we also invented a new form of music - CPR Jazz - but you’ll need a professional basketball player, a dog, and a mini saxophone to pull it off. Of course, we also continue through Theo’s fifth grade review and today we learn that his

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01:01:17

#59 Theo's Fifth Grade Feedback 1/4: Sneezisode 1:...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/08/07

The meaning of no recess is life that not fun. But this episode IS fun! We’re reading all about Theo’s masochistic, possibly Calvinist middle school which used gamified punishments and Schrodinger’s homework passes. We’re also giving you betting tips for the Super Bowl that already happened! Will the Nude Maids win? Can the Unicorns really beat the Dragons? Or will Peasant’s Academy rise to the top? Even though Daniel’s a time traveler, he’s not much help, since he’s recording this years after the

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01:37:10

#58 Seth’s Stories 3/3: The Unorganizer: Warlock Vibes

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/02/28

In this episode, join hosts Theo, Joseph, Daniel, and Seth as they delve into the intricate backstory of a shed’s origins and the chaotic contents of a box within. Along the way, you may learn how to place a minor curse on a collection of miscellaneous hardware, test out a new therapist, and even find your life’s purpose with a stack of doormats. We’ll delve deep into topics such as: writing a best selling book, coming up with great insults, and finally getting ChatGPT to love you. Tune in for an

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01:00:36

#57 Seth’s Stories 2/3: Animal Kid: Hold on I’m...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2024/02/05

Are you into survival novels, portal science fiction, and Mary Poppins? Then we have the story for you! This episode includes tips for setting a world record, contacting Kevin Bacon, acing standardized writing tests, and beating level one of Crash Bandicoot. It also has classic ITMOACG gags like Theo’s harebrained schemes to skip a grade, gratuitous references to Pokemon, and at least one joke only translators can understand!Warning: You WILL get sick if you listen to this episode! Also in this

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00:52:45

#56 Seth’s Stories 1/3: Obituary and Thanksgiving:...

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2024/01/22

Seth is on the podcast, and he’s got a muffin to eat! He has also written several stories, and in this episode we discuss his premature and geographically confusing obituary as well as his gratitude for reality. This episode really has it all: butt wiping hacks, comedy that grows exponentially, cat pee rainbows, mystery jokes, and a lot of homophones. If you don’t think this episode is good, that doesn’t bother us at all. We actually didn’t really want it to be good or bad - or on the brink of being

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00:48:21

#55 Theo’s Tales 3/3: Stalin: Powerful Manly Baby

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/08/25

Comrades of the Glorious Collective! What do Obama, Dumbledore, and Joseph Stalin have in common? Why, they’re all honorable members of the Huffman’s Hall of Fame, of course! This episode is mostly about Comrade Stalin and his meteoric rise from peasant to propagandist. Along the way we’ll discuss aliens, pork bung, and terrorist cats. This episode description is free to use in any school library! Disclaimer: Stalin was a terrible person. Also in this episode: “I might go after your pork bung and

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01:09:21

#54 Theo’s Tales 2/3: Latin America: Wooly Worms and...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/08/15

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite misinformation-filled podcast! Well, maybe it’s not your favorite, but if that’s the case just consider this more misinformation. Today we’ll be lying to you about German folklore, how to wink, Latin America and much more! So grab Igor, your trusty Russian travel guide, and let’s go! Also in this episode: “Thank god Joseph’s not in class today”, Go-Gurt, National Geographic, Mexico City, Mexico, Kingston, Jamaica, Port-au-Prince, Haiti, Brasilia,

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01:14:07

#53 - Theo’s Tales 1/3: Eggsperiment: Farmhands Only

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/07/28

So you want to listen to the latest episode of the official podcast for FarmhandsOnly.com? Here’s what you need to do: Gather supplies Challenge God’s existence Create a black hole Collect gold Listen to the episode If you don’t like this episode it’s because you didn’t do all of those steps right. Also in this episode: “That fart noise lets me know that I’m safe with you.”, “It’s a free egg, don’t ask any questions.”, FarmersOnly, Homestar Runner, Covid-19, Oedipus, Yanni, Amelia Bedelia,

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01:13:26

#52 - The Biggest Snow in Theo’s Life

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/05/25

We done did it! Another episode filled with infinite muffins, hot pets, and artsy puddles of slop! In this episode you’ll learn how to antagonize a mean dog with a phalanx of children, and you may even learn a thing or two about what constitutes a puddle. So settle in with a dollar slice of pizza, a live frog, and about 20 bottles of water for another fun episode of Inside the Mind of a Child Genius. Disclaimer: This episode description is not intended to be an invitation for David Blaine to do

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01:09:22

#51 - 51st Episode Retrospective Celebration...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/03/14

The 50th episode of any podcast is a huge milestone, but the 51st is an even huger milestone! So while all the other podcasts celebrate their 50th, we’re celebrating our 51st because we’re better NOT because we forgot. Also in this episode: “I’m Chatty Man now!”, “That dragon is on a quest. There’s never been a dragon that is more on a quest than Long-Fe.”, King Arthur, Gawain, 3 Cowboys, ChatGPT, Chismas, Thanksgiving, Island of the Dinosaurs, Misfortiounit, St Rohovenachi’s Deli, Kari Lake, Donald

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00:53:49

#50 - Theo’s Website 3/3: Johnny Appleseed Was a...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/03/08

Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure with Theo’s Website: The Video Game! Step into the shoes of young Theo, a quirky and lovable protagonist who enjoys activities such as roasting old people, women, and children, and scamming people in the online game Runescape. Explore a vast open-world filled with bizarre activities, unique characters, and unforgettable moments. Participate in the Backyard Summer Olympics, attend an intro fest music festival, visit St. Rohovenachi’s Deli to tuck-in

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01:21:12

#49 - Theo’s Website 2/3: I’m Going to Name My Kid...

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/03/07

Welcome to the world's most expensive podcast ($40 billion)! In this episode we become the first podcast to make all our listeners go insane, so start saving up for some outsourced therapy. Also, grab your checkbooks for a dystopian game of checkbook chicken and join us for a wild ride as we navigate through this crazy website with our spirit guide, Theo (or as many bullies call him, Slobbery), and learn how to act in the waiting room for therapy and hopefully avoid freak meat grinder accidents in

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00:53:51

#48 - Theo’s Website 1/3: Don't Trust Other Theo Sites

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2023/03/06

Hold on to your reality! You’re about to explore an episode of a podcast that explores an archived website that explores the genius mind of a child with an internet connection, too much time on his hands, and a deep working knowledge of 90’s website culture and style. Discover the answers to questions like: Who is Mr. Butt? What is the “correct short” for Theo Chandler? And are movie files too big to put online? But trust me, you’ll leave with more questions than answers. Also in this episode: “Did

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00:53:40

#47 - How to Raise a Kid 2/2: Loopholes in Sharia Law

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2022/10/26

Welcome back to another installment of Joseph’s Big Book of Excuses! In today’s episode, you’ll hear Joseph’s excuses for: Not having any friends Not having a girlfriend Not being able to play “college ball” Having no confidence And many more! Listen and follow along with your own excuses! Also in this episode: “I microwave my food!”, loopholesinsharialaw .com, Motorola, Home Depot, Apple, Pokemon, Saddam Hussein, Prius, the Hubble Space Telescope, TI-89, Libby, Lite-Brite, Instagram, Facebook,

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01:18:15

#46 - How to Raise a Kid 1/2: Racoon King

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius ·

2022/10/26

Do you want to be the guy whose clothes are always wet? Do you feel like the neighborhood dogs don’t need you? Are you wondering if Skechers makes shorts now? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then this delightful podcast episode will be a treat for your little ears. Listen to it. Also in this episode: “Where’s my driving wine?”, “In Texas, we don’t just mess with alligators, we molest them.”, explosive diarrhea, Bob’s Butt Plug Emporium, Michigan State, and UNC.

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