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The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast

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514 - A Million Spoons When All You Need is an Idol

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/10

We discuss the seventh episode of Survivor 49, ask where Jeff was, and relate to the Bottoms Up Alliance and create a guide on how to tell the different S-name women apartThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/marvel-character-inside-outside-quiz-tst Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor

74:10

513 - Always Got Thyme for Sage

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/02

We discuss the sixth episode of Survivor 49, ask if everyone was a nerd in high school and give Kristina a new nickname.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/steve_aoki/which-cult-should-i-join Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

60:04

512 - I Think, Therefore I Big

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/26

We discuss the fifth episode of Survivor 49, update Shannon Fairweather’s name and talk about various owls.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/what-kind-of-stoner-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

59:35

511 - The Sage, Savannah, Shannon, Sophie, Sophi...

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/19

We discuss the fourth episode of Survivor 49, we engage with our youthful audience, conjecture about Shannon Fairweather and talk about the No Kings rally, and appropriate wedding attire.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/self-care-trends-aura-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch

55:09

510 - Jake & His Snake

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/12

We discuss the third episode of Survivor 49, Jake’s snake bite and question why contestants don’t acknowledge the camera crew. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/what-type-of-snake-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

70:36

509 - Principal Jared Zales

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/05

We were so excited to discuss Survivor 49’s second episode, we recorded our reactions TWICEThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/twilight_fanpire/teenage-slang-2024 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

87:30

508 - I Before E Except After MC

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/28

In our recap of Survivor 49’s premiere, we reveal what’s on our own Survivor bucket lists, pass judgement on most of the people this season and complain about people complaining about high school.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/nitawhelan/eat-your-way-through-a-county-fair-and-well-give-3c71x Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick

60:09

507 - Hey Siri, Get Me On Survivor

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/21

While discussing the cast of Survivor 49, we invent a new music festival and Thomas recounts a couple stories of unfortunate injuries for Detroit playersThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/allthingsrealitytv/reality-tv-star-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your

73:53

506 - Dumb on the Moon

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/14

We finally tackle The Truman Show before we start coverage of Survivor 49 next week.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/lizotteape/are-you-casper-beetlejuice-a-sanderson-witch-or Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell Outro: Reality TV - Remember Sports Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

78:12

505 - Survivor: Presidential Island

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/09

We play through Survivor: Presidential Island, featuring everyone’s favorite presidents using BrantSteele's Tocantins template. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/are-you-more-of-a-president-or-a-vice-president Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Run Away With Me (Simlish) Carly Rae Jepsen Outro: President Rap - Ron Clark Story Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

01:00:55

504 - Season Fishbach

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/08/31

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ finale we talk about how GAY this season could have beenThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/lemonlover2020/which-disney-pair-are-you-and-your-bestie-5grptx6ipu Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

46:33

Performative Low Effort

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/08/24

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 13, we discuss ijbol vs lol and determine what C.O.A.C.H. stands for. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/limezest/food-worst-trait-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

01:08:42

502 - The Little Debbie Taster of Record

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/08/19

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 12, we assign Little Debbie snacks for the remaining contestants and laughing out loud versus bursting out laughingThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/isabellalouise/this-quiz-will-reveal-where-youll-lose-your-virgi-mnu9 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and

45:25

501 - Snakes on the Godfather

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/08/10

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 11, Thomas prepares for his upcoming birthday and Jake figures out why he doesn’t have more friends.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/are-you-a-drama-queen Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

48:37

500 - Say What You Need to, Sai

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/08/02

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 10, we attempt to do math, get a special shout-out and celebrate 500 episodes! This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kalliehoffman/side-side-side-i-can-guess-the-last-time-you-cr-b8oujuh25s Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

48:37

499 - Illegal to Be a Friend

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/07/27

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 9, we faun over Coach, obviously and discuss our own Jubilee Surrounded episodes.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/make-a-chipotle-order-and-well-tell-you-which-man-to Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to

37:26

498 - A Survivor Snow Day

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/07/20

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 8, we discuss Jake’s “trick leg,” James Gunn’ new film and come up with a new title for “Survivor.” This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/poolemadison1011/mythical-creature-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

01:01:05

497 - Frog & Frog

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/07/16

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands, we discuss Coach, JT’s glance toward the dark side and create a new idea for billboardsThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hazelyxlee/travel-around-the-usa-food-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

54:57

496 - Love is Land

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/07/06

During our recap of Survivor Tocantins episode 5, we come up with some new ideas for beer goggles, do a deep dive on the cursed ass-wiping Charmin bears and Jake fills Thom in on the summer's most popular show, Love Island!This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/eftseliou/believe-it-or-not-we-can-guess-which-sit-com-char-eimo8n50dc Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper

51:13

495 - Where's Colby?

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/06/21

We discuss the third and fourth episodes of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands and Jake prepares for his honeymoon.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/navigate-first-date-guess-secret-keeping Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

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