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The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast

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524 - Alan Cumming in My Veins

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2026/01/18

As we cover episodes 5 & 6 of Survivor: South Pacific, we ask who from this cast would be the best crew to host a podcast and reminisce over copypastasThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/oldlegend3931/charcuterie-board-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s ‘South Pacific’ Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your

60:03

523 - Everybody Should Be Like Coach

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2026/01/11

As we cover episode 3 & 4 of Survivor: South Pacific, we ask if Grand Rapids is the new Windy City, and stress out some more over this incredible season.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/brittisnotokay/pick-your-favorite-foods-and-well-tell-you-what-y-c6u7vgv0wz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s ‘South Pacific’ Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last

73:08

522 - The Concept of Brandon Hantz

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2026/01/04

Our Year of the Dragon Slayer continues, as we discuss the first two episodes of South Pacific. Plus, we relate to numerous boys from this season for reasons that are on brand for each of us. (Jake’s mic has a rough buzzing sound. It clears up around the 15 minute mark. So sorry.) This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hrwilliams/wedding-ready-marriage-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame

61:51

521 - The Wizarding World of Draco Malfoy

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/12/29

There’s a new Running Man, and we caught him (in Theaters!) and wonder if Lumon and The Network are connected. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shinyvolcano848/what-new-movie-should-you-watch Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Came to Play - Downstait Outro: Let’s Great it Started - The Black Eyed Peas Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

74:59

520 - Three STRONG WOMEN on the Beach

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/12/21

The finale of Survivor 49 was a real gong show! We make a connection you won’t hear ANYWHERE else, complain, as always, and confuse a shark for Tawny Newsome.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanishtha_kotian/pick-your-superheroes-and-well-reveal-your-villain-backstory Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch

60:00

519 - And I Say Unto Thee, Touch My Butt and Feed Me...

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/12/14

As we recap episode 12 of Survivor 49, we’d rather talk about anything else. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenmartin/keke-palmer-sza-bestie-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

52:11

518 - Strenuous Steven Wins a Second Straight Simmunity

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/12/07

As we recap episode 11 of Survivor 49, Jake & Thom have differing opinions on Rizgod’s malapropism.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/golinutrition/rate-these-inspirational-quotes-and-well-predict-what-the Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

64:49

517 - The Thanktuary: It’s Giving Thanks

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/30

We discuss the tenth episode of Survivor 49, Jake recovers from a five-hour trip through a blizzard and Thomas comes up with a new nickname for Savannah. Plus, we tackle the parable of “crying wolf.”This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/grouchyovercoat71/hot-dog-celebrity-soulmate-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to

76:42

516 - Sophie Spaghetti Survivor

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/23

We discuss the ninth episode of Survivor 49, try to pull in that lucrative Popeye’s sponsorship, and Jake asks a potentially sacreligious question. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviagallagher/planet-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to

63:54

515 - Just Do Normal

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/16

We discuss the eighth episode of Survivor 49, give the grim reaper a makeover, Thom proposes a new book and Jake gives Ron Funches a rebrand while watching the Traitors Season 4 trailer.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/eliachuaqui/movie-mean-girl-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You

75:38

514 - A Million Spoons When All You Need is an Idol

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/10

We discuss the seventh episode of Survivor 49, ask where Jeff was, and relate to the Bottoms Up Alliance and create a guide on how to tell the different S-name women apartThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/marvel-character-inside-outside-quiz-tst Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor

74:10

513 - Always Got Thyme for Sage

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/11/02

We discuss the sixth episode of Survivor 49, ask if everyone was a nerd in high school and give Kristina a new nickname.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/steve_aoki/which-cult-should-i-join Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

60:04

512 - I Think, Therefore I Big

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/26

We discuss the fifth episode of Survivor 49, update Shannon Fairweather’s name and talk about various owls.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/what-kind-of-stoner-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

59:35

511 - The Sage, Savannah, Shannon, Sophie, Sophi...

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/19

We discuss the fourth episode of Survivor 49, we engage with our youthful audience, conjecture about Shannon Fairweather and talk about the No Kings rally, and appropriate wedding attire.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/self-care-trends-aura-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch

55:09

510 - Jake & His Snake

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/12

We discuss the third episode of Survivor 49, Jake’s snake bite and question why contestants don’t acknowledge the camera crew. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/what-type-of-snake-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

70:36

509 - Principal Jared Zales

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/10/05

We were so excited to discuss Survivor 49’s second episode, we recorded our reactions TWICEThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/twilight_fanpire/teenage-slang-2024 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

87:30

508 - I Before E Except After MC

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/28

In our recap of Survivor 49’s premiere, we reveal what’s on our own Survivor bucket lists, pass judgement on most of the people this season and complain about people complaining about high school.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/nitawhelan/eat-your-way-through-a-county-fair-and-well-give-3c71x Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick

60:09

507 - Hey Siri, Get Me On Survivor

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/21

While discussing the cast of Survivor 49, we invent a new music festival and Thomas recounts a couple stories of unfortunate injuries for Detroit playersThis Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/allthingsrealitytv/reality-tv-star-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your

73:53

506 - Dumb on the Moon

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/14

We finally tackle The Truman Show before we start coverage of Survivor 49 next week.This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/lizotteape/are-you-casper-beetlejuice-a-sanderson-witch-or Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell Outro: Reality TV - Remember Sports Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

78:12

505 - Survivor: Presidential Island

The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast ·

2025/09/09

We play through Survivor: Presidential Island, featuring everyone’s favorite presidents using BrantSteele's Tocantins template. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/are-you-more-of-a-president-or-a-vice-president Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Run Away With Me (Simlish) Carly Rae Jepsen Outro: President Rap - Ron Clark Story Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

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