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PODCAST

The Rules

Society has collapsed. People are out of control. Simon Weekes welcomes comedians to suggest their rules that everyone has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don’t. This is the podcast that will fix everything FOREVER. Email YOUR rules to therulespod@gmail.com.Edited by Ewan Cameron.Music by Julian Guidetti.Follow: @the_rules_pod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy improv

All Episodes

33:25

Jordan Brookes

The Rules ·

2025/12/21

Edinburgh Comedy Award winning Jordan Brookes inspires Simon to use complex computer simulations and child labour to stop people dropping apple cores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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25:51

Michael Stranney

The Rules ·

2025/12/14

Writer, actor and producer Michael Stranney helps Simon get to grip with people who don't respect fellow tube passengers or communal fridges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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29:42

Rich Fulcher

The Rules ·

2025/12/07

The one and only Rich Fulcher helps Simon figure out how to stop bus seat blockers and remind his kids to put on their socks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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30:18

Eleanor Morton

The Rules ·

2025/11/30

Writer, podcaster and comedian Eleanor Morton encourages Simon to introduce rules to curb public spitting and bad conversations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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33:47

Andy Field

The Rules ·

2025/11/23

Stand-up and actor Andy Field joins Simon to inspire driving empathy and psychedelic misadventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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35:39

Matthew Crosby

The Rules ·

2025/11/16

Prolific writer, broadcaster and Pappy's member Matthew Crosby helps Simon restore the high street to its former glory and guarantee that people really mean it when they say "thank you" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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32:26

Chris Cantrill

The Rules ·

2025/11/09

The Delightful Sausage and Rural Concerns' Chris Cantrill convinces Simon to eradicate bags on train seats and littering, while rewarding the socially conscientious with visions of the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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32:14

Shalaka Kurup

The Rules ·

2025/11/02

Multi-award-winning comedian Shalaka Kurup teams up with Simon to ensure that everyone will always be on time and respectful to bus drivers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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26:17

Nick Helm

The Rules ·

2025/10/26

Actor, comedian and musician Nick Helm vents to Simon about angry gym-goers, unfriendly neighbours and trying to maintain empathy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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26:40

James Shakeshaft

The Rules ·

2025/10/19

Co-host of Loremen and Rural Concerns James Shakeshaft joins Simon to combat anarchy in the world of eggs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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30:18

Robbie Knox

The Rules ·

2025/10/12

Podcaster and Youtuber Robbie Knox implores Simon to reward elite airport users and punish traffic-light-ignoring cyclists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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33:28

Jacob Hawley

The Rules ·

2025/10/05

Writer, stand-up and co-host of The Screen Rot Podcast Jacob Hawley inundates Simon with rules on drinking, driving, queuing and poltergeists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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33:39

Annie McGrath

The Rules ·

2025/09/28

Writer, actor and stand-up Annie McGrath joins Simon to make swimming pools more calming, park runs less dangerous and Q&As less embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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29:30

Finlay Christie

The Rules ·

2025/09/21

Stand-up and sketch comedian Finlay Christie pleads with Simon to fix bad adverts, impolite conversation and stressful driving lessons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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25:04

Michael Odewale

The Rules ·

2025/09/14

Stand-up and Emmy-nominated writer Michael Odewale convinces Simon to utilise inflatable obstacle courses, horses and spanking to bring order to the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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30:16

Elis James

The Rules ·

2025/09/07

The inimitable Elis James begs Simon to force people to laugh at his jokes and chill out by 10%. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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30:24

Alasdair Beckett-King

The Rules ·

2025/08/31

Multi-talented comedian Alasdair Beckett-King guides Simon towards subjugating the rich with book tokens and genetically engineered foxes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:55

Sikisa

The Rules ·

2025/08/24

Stand-up, writer and immigration solicitor Sikisa employs Simon to add rules on public weeing, shared Spotify account etiquette and denigration of professional wrestling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:11

Michael May

The Rules ·

2025/08/17

Celebrated MC & stand-up Michael May convinces Simon to protect cats from being picked up and humans from being given dystopian names. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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25:58

Eshaan Akbar

The Rules ·

2025/08/10

Actor and stand-up Eshaan Akbar helps Simon deal with people who refuse to get their tickets ready before the barriers and block escalators with their massive suitcases. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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