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Our Sh*t Podcast.

Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the "90s, wondering when we"re supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups. Each week, we dive into the weird, wild world of millennial life—from conspiracy theories that keep us up at night to bizarre things our parents made us do. Join us for unfiltered conversations, questionable theories, and chaotic energy from people who remember dial-up internet noises. Sometimes the best way to handle being an adult is embracing that

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00:39:47

Puma Pants - Timing Is Everything.

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2026/09/30

There's never a good time to shit yourself… or is there? This week Chloe and Lady M dive bum-first into the great debate: the best, the worst, and the frankly unforgivable moments to lose control of your bowels. From first dates to job interviews, sky-driving to that one wedding, no scenario is safe and no dignity survives.Expect banter. Expect embarrassing stories we probably should've kept to ourselves. But mostly, expect the same verbal shit we talk every week, and we know you love

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00:39:00

Gal Gadot, we have a script for you!

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2026/09/13

What would you actually do if catastrophe struck right now?Chloe and Lady M find themselves trapped in a burning office block at the Shard, thanks to a helicopter crash, the flooded city below crawling with man-eating sharks, and a crazy mob outside plus we have to deal with Jill, who let's be honest isn't our favourite co-worker.Naturally, the plan involves sacrificing Jill, going toe-to-toe with sharks using an industrial stapler, and negotiating a McDonald's order for the monkey army

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00:39:10

Does Sneezing Offend Jesus?

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2026/09/05

This week we're unpacking the stuff that's totally fine... until you actually think about it. Who should really be in charge of the big red button (spoiler: it's us). What it would look like if we got fat, put on a suit, and rode a motorcycle shaking our tits down the high street. How big we'd be "down there" if we'd been born men (Answer: HUGE)We also uncover irrefutable evidence that Jesus was, in fact, a pimp - sorry in advance to anyone raised religious. Plus

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00:31:02

Mr Yakusami & the Fifth Dimension

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2026/08/31

It was Lady M's birthday last week, which means it's time to get morbid this week. To celebrate another trip round the sun, we crack open IMDb's death list and turns out we're both spectacularly bad at knowing who's famous. Then there's the shocking case of Dolly (spoiler: Jolene did it, we're calling it, case closed). We run through who we're quietly hoping snuffs it next, who's firmly on the protected list, and then we go full philosophical and try to work out

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00:39:33

Wet, Warm and Naked: A Questions Episode

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2026/08/15

This week we're turning the mics on each other with a round of random questions and things get messy fast. Before the questions even begin, we somehow cover the great emergency alarm incident, why Count Binface is quietly the best politician in Britain and why Chloe looks like Bugs Bunny today. Henry Cavill also gets a mention, in a chicken suit, doing God knows what behind the scenes. Naturally, it all spirals into way too much information about our personal lives, with enough innuendo to make

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00:35:15

That Dyke Can Play.

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2026/08/07

This week Chloe and Lady M tackle the biggest debate of our generation: what deserves to be cancelled, and what deserves a triumphant comeback tour. Spoiler alert - plastic straws are getting fully reinstated, no notes, no apologies. Meanwhile shrinkflation ruining vintage chocolate bars is getting the boot.On the bring-back list: full-size chocolate bars, £5 notes hidden in crisp packets, teletext holidays (RIP scrolling through Ceefax for a caravan in Skegness), and boredom as a lifestyle. Also

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00:34:37

Cowboys, Bad Accents & A Slapped Arse.

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2026/07/25

This week: a full rant about the struggles of human interaction - including our own. Gym slap-arses with no concept of personal space, a little picker segment that got away from us, cowboy hats (yes, that's us), a run of shocking accents (also us), and a three-legged pigeon who's somehow is mentioned in more conversations than not.No filter, no structure, mild self-awareness. Apologies in advance to anyone mentioned, including ourselves. Enjoy the chaos.

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00:36:15

Officer, I Can Explain The Avatar Cosplay.

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2026/07/19

Britain After Dark: the weird, the overlooked, and the frankly cursed corners of UK life.Two millennials shine a torch into the bits of British life that don't make the tourism adverts. This week: petty thefts and the noble tradition of impersonating a police officer, before we pull into a dimly lit layby to give dogging the serious cultural analysis it's long been denied. From there it only gets stranger - vampires, witches and our grand unified theory that nightclubs shutting and gyms opening are

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00:30:38

Even Claude Thinks We're in the Matrix.

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2026/07/10

Reality is fake, your daily life is proof, and the devs stopped patching this thing years ago. This week we're breaking out of the Matrix or at least trying to, before one of us spirals about a vanishing sock and the other has to talk them down.We even asked Claude and it agreed we're in the simulation, which is either reassuring or the worst thing an AI has ever told us. Featuring: bad NPC dialogue, destroying sims, what we would do with our power - mostly destroy.Also a shoutout to our new

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00:32:31

Bush Bouncing & Bareback Giraffes

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2026/06/28

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the totally hypothetical scenario of waking up completely naked in public. What would we do? How would we handle it? Turns out, we have wildly confident and absolutely chaotic answers.We discuss our approaches with zero self-awareness, including bush bouncing, boob management techniques, and the absolutely unhinged idea of riding a giraffe bareback to escape. Because apparently that's our getaway vehicle of choice.Other brilliant crisis

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00:35:13

Two Hands Is Gay, One Hand Is OK, USA!!

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2026/06/21

Forget rationing water and building shelter, this week we're stranding ourselves on a desert island with the worst possible survival kit. From smuggling in a hospitalised F1 driver to a baby nobody remembers boarding with (questionable parenting, excellent content), we rank the items we'd drag into chaos with us, purely to make the situation worse. No logic. No sense. Fair warning: we've got a solid 48 hours before Chloe goes full castaway crazy, so buckle up.Expect tangents, terrible

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00:37:47

Going Professional as a Breakdancing Bulldog.

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2026/06/13

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling a universal millennial problem: seeing someone do a job on TV and thinking "yeah, I could absolutely do that."We dive deep into the jobs we think we'd be genuinely good at, completely ignoring the small detail that we have zero training, zero qualifications, and zero business being anywhere near these professions. But hey, confidence is free, right?In true delusional style, we discuss and agree extensively on which jobs we could go

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00:34:11

Wazzzzzuppppp... Got any Cheesecake?

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2026/06/08

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim?Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are apparently a category (don't ask), followed by tech annoyance 101. We also threw in a scary movie shoutout because apparently that's what the title references and we're nothing if not cryptic.We

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00:35:32

Sweaty Bollocks and Moist Tits – The Heatwave Episode.

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2026/05/31

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave.First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and people wearing full pajamas to the supermarket. Fashion is dead.Next crucial question: do you stay or leave the UK during a heatwave? After much deliberation, we've both agreed: absolutely

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00:35:33

The Idiot Test & Other Ways We'd Ruin Everything.

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2026/05/24

Episode Description:This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not.We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's a lot of them. We tackle keeping David Attenborough's soul alive by putting him in a head jar à la Futurama (sorry David), and discuss natural selection. Again, idiots are out.Next: bank holidays

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00:35:46

The Reality of Office Life and the Recurring...

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2026/05/15

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything.Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our lengthy career paths of bar work, graduate schemes, and living the millennial 9-5 lie that promised fulfilment but delivered Excel spreadsheets and existential dread.Lady M casually drops that she became

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00:34:05

If I Die, Contact Me on Blackberry Message.

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2026/05/09

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 3! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the doom and gloom of the world but trying to cheer everyone up with our peak millennial energy. Spoiler alert: it's not working, but we're trying.We kicked off with quick-fire rounds including "what was your first ringtone?" (embarrassing), "what is a peak millennial flex?" (owning a house, apparently), and "when and how did you know you were old?" The answers are depressing but

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00:36:27

AliExpress Machine Gun Kelly.

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2026/04/06

SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating.To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names before ripping apart their pictures, personalities, and questionable life ethics. Each lucky contestant got a score out of 10, and let's just say the results were... tragic.Plot twist: dating in your 30s

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00:35:41

Will My Sleep Paralysis Demon Stick a Christmas Tree...

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2026/03/29

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying.We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day job. But hey, if Trump can mess it up on the world stage, so can you! Solidarity in chaos.We explore peak

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00:31:59

More bangs, no buck.

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2026/03/20

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into dating apps, loo etiquette, eating habits, and somehow end up fully unhinged in a MAFS spiral, including

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