Cosmic Fallout: Wasteland Horoscopes

In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, survival isn’t just about instincts. It’s written in the stars. Or is it?Prepare for highly questionable astrological survival guidance, dangerously inaccurate cosmic predictions, and eerily insightful warnings about your fate in the ruins. Every week, we decode the chaotic forces of the universe, revealing how Mercury retrograde might sabotage your scavenging run, why Aries need to stop charging into death traps, and which signs are most likely to accidentally