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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.Featuring guests like Rainn

comedy comedy interviews

All Episodes

01:27:18

How To Survive Alzheimer's (W/ Jason Salmon)

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2026/09/29

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:41:30

How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/09/22

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:22:18

How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/09/15

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:10:31

How To Survive Coyotes

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/09/08

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:09:28

How To Survive Getting Sick Abroad & Touring Europe...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/09/01

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:19:58

How To Survive A Cover-Up & A Nude Scene (W/ Amy...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/08/25

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:16:25

How To Survive Cyclospora & Norovirus (w/ Jessie...

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2026/08/18

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a Cyclospora outbreak and Jessie Gaskell returns to share her story of catching NorovirusSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:29:05

How To Survive Heatwaves & Hair Loss (w/ Ryan Smith)

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2026/08/11

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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00:51:49

How To Survive A Post Vacation Bonus Episode Preview!

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2026/08/04

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow! Patreon.com/PodcastHowToSurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:10:42

How To Survive A Kidnapping

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/07/28

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:14:00

How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber)

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/07/21

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:16:59

How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz)

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2026/07/14

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:18:47

How To Survive How To Survive Hiccups and Other...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/07/07

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups, and Jennifer MacLean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:17:37

How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/06/30

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:27:23

How To Survive A Boogie Man & A Dance Club (w/ Oliver...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/06/23

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:18:56

How To Survive A Business Partnership & A Comedy...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/06/16

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their comedy partnership! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:15:00

How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/...

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/06/09

A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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01:19:26

How To Survive Elder Scams

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/06/02

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:32:08

How To Survive An Affair & A Bear (w/ Brendan Smith)

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine ·

2026/05/26

This week, Danielle and Kristine, learn how to survive a cheating spouse and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:07:40

How To Survive RV Living

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2026/05/19

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the road life of traveling in an RV!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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