Brain Noise

Like every modern corporation and business I am forced to impose new fees to stay in business. Video posted for legal reasons.Orny Adams Brain Noise

It's not fair to men-- who are incapable of making SUCH A drastic emotional switch. Between the Superbowl and Valentine's Day women are asking us to MAN DOWN!!! Normaiily I would take months developing a thought like this but I challenged myself with a 4 hour develop/shoot/edit/upload deadline and I am only 1:47 minutes behind schedule.Orny Adams Brain Noise

Resourceful. But not a first date kind of move to make. It's a little blurry but it's obviously me.Orny Adams Brain Noise

Sometimes you have to be afraid of the ones who love you most.Orny Adams Brain Noise

Have things really changed that much in the past 90 years?Orny Adams Brain Noise

Couple of nights ago I asked if anybody had any requests and this guy up front requested my Staples joke. Which I forgot how to do. So he tried to tell me how to do it. I gave him the mic and he did it better than me.Orny Adams Brain Noise

While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year.Orny Adams Brain Noise

This version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason.Orny Adams Brain Noise

I am in Melbourne, FL (not Australia which is what I thought when I accepted this gig) and I have no good reason to be in this area-- like a shuttle launch. It's never a good sign that things are going to go that well when I am checking into the hotel and I ask the girl at the front desk if there are any good places to get breakfast in the morning and she says, "7-11 has great food."Anyway, I arrived safely, my bag did not. In this vid, I show you all the GREAT things Delta gives you when your bag