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Robots Into Guys

Robots Into Guys

ROBOTS INTO GUYS is a biweekly media analysis podcast about the Transformers franchise and how gay it is. Join one man, his partner, and his college roommate as they attempt a critique of the Queer coding in this beloved series and make jokes about Auto-Butts and Dick-cepticons. The bots are back in town, baby!

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Robots Into Guys Episode 24: Orson Welles is Dead

Robots Into Guys ·

2021/09/17

Have you ever dreamed of an underwater world populated exclusively by tiny green bearded menfolk? Have you ever had graphic sexual fantasies about these miniature emerald-hued hirsute hunks? If you have, you’re not alone, and you’ll probably really jive with what happens in the Transformers episode that gets discussed here.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew plunders the depths of the ocean for information about Megatron’s latest short-lived ally, the pint-sized Nergill. David explains why he believes

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44:52

Robots Into Guys Episode 23: There Are No Healthy...

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2021/07/28

Rejoice, for all three of your beloved podcast hosts are in full effect once more! And just in time to tackle a G1 episode that deals with one seriously messy love triangle. Three’s company over here, and four’s a crowd.On this episode of Robots Into Guys, things get switched up a little, as David and Gege actually find themselves enjoying a story about Megatron’s kinky LARPing adventures, while the only thing Jordan relates to is the Decepticon leader’s inability to remember the names of most of

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55:01

Robots Into Guys Episode 22.5: Rock Talk

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2021/06/29

In the words of vaunted rock musician Meat Loaf, “Two out of three ain’t bad.” By that I mean, this episode of Robots Into Guys featuring a mere two out of three hosts isn’t the worst thing you’ll hear this month. We promise you that, at least.On this bonus episode, David and Jordan take a break from Transformers, but wind up kicking themselves for it because GoBots, the Tonka-branded Transformers imitation they subjected themselves to, is somehow way worse! Their review of the second GoBots movie,

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Robots Into Guys Episode 22: Most of Them Are Red Cars

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2021/05/21

Contrary to common knowledge, bigger is not always better. Sometimes that can be learned the easy way, and other times, you get suckered into watching the exploits of a tiny, grumpy robot and wind up rooting for the little blighter. It could happen to you, and if certainly happened to us this go around.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew continues to decipher Transformers anatomy and discusses the species’ limited capacity for autonomous expression. Along the way, David gets gold fever, Gege hankers

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49:48

Robots Into Guys Episode 21: Why Does Transformers...

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2021/04/14

We like to have fun here, and we keep ourselves busy talking about boys, boys, boys, but we regret to inform you that, contrary to what others may say, dudes do not in fact rock. We have come to this conclusion after watching “Enter the Nightbird,” which is a big ol’ steaming pile of YIKES.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew says hello and also goodbye to Nightbird, a sword-wielding QUEEN who kicks a ton of ass and deserves so much better. Gege gets into the nitty-gritty in a discussion of robot

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57:04

Robots Into Guys Episode 20: Bitchy Bugs and...

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2021/03/14

Every once in a while, a moment happens in this horrid little show that makes all the critical analysis seem worth it. We are delighted to declare that we have encountered one of those shining moments.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew re-opens their file on the OptiTron ship, although this time around, they're looking at how Starscream fits into it all. David brings a picture of young Optimus Prime A.K.A. Orion Pax to show and tell, Gege claims that Cliffjumper and Starscream call each other "poppa,"

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53:32

Robots Into Guys Episode 19: Why Buy the Cow

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2021/01/30

The gang rings in the New Year as only they could, by recording their funniest and worst episode so far. No one is safe. Run while you can.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew tries to cover the second half of the Dino-Bot Island arc, but winds up discussing the show’s many blandly hot humans instead. David dreams up a date night farce starring Beachcomber, Perceptor and Chip Chase, Boy Genius, Gege threatens to put Peppa Pig behind bars once and for all, and Jordan asks the all-important question, ‘Who

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54:40

Robots Into Guys Episode 18: We Are the Bots in Motion

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2020/12/22

The self-proclaimed Archaeologists of Sexy are back once again for some podcast content you’ll really dig. That’s right, Uncle Dennis. It’s a Dino-Bots episode, and the first half of a two-parter, at that. We love to hate the Dino-Bots, and we really give it to ‘em in this one.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew realized that there wasn’t a whole lot of gay stuff to get into, so instead, they got to learn where oil comes from, and now you can too. David pitches the Dino-Bots as a hot new boy band, Gege

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55:36

Robots Into Guys Episode 17: Always Love To See Him

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2020/11/24

We’re back! And just like a dinosaur’s story, we’re keeping it timeless. Our G1 Season 2 coverage begins here. No turning back now! Did you just think of turning back? Good, just checking.In their Season 2 premiere, the R.I.G. crew tries to make peace with the first major female speaking role in Generation 1. David learns what M.I.T. stands for, Gege debuts their top-notch Megatron impersonation and Jordan gets unreasonably mad that Jazz doesn’t play jazz. Also, don’t miss out on the funniest Dumb

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Robots Into Guys Episode 16.5: Who’s Gonna Wear The...

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2020/10/26

Jordan’s taking a sabbatical to recharge, so David and Gege met up with avid Transformers fan and comic artist Chester Perkins (@fawnprinceling on IG) to chat about 2020’s Transformers: War for Cybertron - Chapter 1: Siege, A Netflix Original Anime.On this special bonus episode, Gege gets stressed out by angsty jock Bumblebee, David picks up on some sexual tension with somehow every character pairing, and Chester drops mad IDW knowledge about the Golden Age of buff Elita-1. Most importantly, there

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Robots Into Guys Episode 16: CASTLE TRUCK

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2020/09/26

The Season 1 finale of Transformers Generation 1 was filled with tears, shocking reveals and heartbreaking drama. JK, it was just about some fucking trucks.On the final episode of the first season, the R.I.G. crew closes the book on OptiTron. There’s just too much work they need to do on themselves, y’know? David outlines a theory about the names of the Constructicons, Jordan turns a specific animation error into a new area of begrudging affection, and Gege reminisces about a paleontology birthday

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54:25

Robots Into Guys Episode 15: Bug Stuff in the Bible

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2020/09/07

The penultimate episode of Season 1 is the first one without Starscream, which may be why we don’t have that much to talk about with this one. Bring our bratty boy back home. I mean, Optimus Prime threw a boat-ass boat at Megatron near the end. That was kind of rad. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew drops everything for an ending-stage Bachelor scenario starring everyone’s favorite winged mensch, Skyfire, and mull over the chosen family imagery surrounding the

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Robots Into Guys Episode 14: Hold Me Like a Gun

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2020/08/22

Y’all, I know we usually get pretty wild on this show, but I’m telling you right now, this one is supremely messy from beginning to end. We’re approaching the end of the first season of G1, and it’s wearing on us. Our collective sanity is dwindling. Send help.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew muses on the flirty fights of Optimus and Megatron, and explains why Starscream would have made a horrible co-worker to Jetfire. Jordan unveils a new segment inspired by CW primetime soaps, David gets in his

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Robots Into Guys Episode 13: I Saw The Brawn

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2020/08/01

Once again, we find ourselves at the end of an arc, and this one was fairly painless. This episode has everything: extreme sports action, intergenerational reconciliation, mutiny... You’ll love it. Bring the whole family.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew wraps up their analysis of the brainwashing allegory and attempts to suss out Megatron’s “type.” David explains why Reflector is a great therapist, Jordan finally comes around to appreciating Ironhide and Gege pulls back the curtain and reveals the

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43:24

Robots Into Guys EP12 : DILF Minions Redux

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2020/07/11

Not gonna lie, this is probably our messiest episode yet. We didn’t have a whole lot to talk about in this one (thanks, Dino-Bots), so we turned on each other. It’s Part 2 of this arc, and we’re already getting sick of Spike moping around.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew finally unanimously agrees on something. (Hint: It has to do with Jetfire and how much of a good boy he is.) David discusses the nihilism of the Dino-Bots, Jordan obsesses over a choice music cue and Gege explains why they ship

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46:47

Robots Into Guys EP11 : Shockwave’s Hot Pink Boyfriend

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2020/06/28

CW: Discussion of parental abuseIt took us 11 episodes but we finally did it, gang... Our first OC. He’s really tall, he’s hot pink, he turns into a vibrator and we’re pretty sure his name is Oliver. Please give him all your love and support.It’s Part 1 of the first 3-part arc since the pilot, and we’ve got a lot to discuss. Jordan posits that the episode is a dark allegory for generational ideological schisms, David rebrands himself as “Mr. David Sunstreaker” before remembering his allegiance to

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38:15

Robots Into Guys EP10: [POV] Robot Dictator Shows Me...

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2020/06/13

Y’all, I’m sorry. This one’s a stinker. Just a whole lot of Dino-Bot stuff. Sorry if this isn’t what you wanted to hear us talk about after the hiatus. We’ll personally send you a Bosch 800 Series French 3 Door Refrigerator to make it up.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew makes a stunning return to form by heralding the return of Chip Chase, Boy Genius and celebrating the arrival of two new Dino-Bots. Listen in excitement as David makes the first (and last) Star Wars reference in R.I.G. history,

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11:48

BONUS EPISODE - Feed Drop Quiz Show: Know Your Bots??

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2020/06/09

You know that Spice Girls album that they made after Ginger Spice left, and how it’s not their best work, but “Holler” is a banger? Well, this mini-sode is like “Holler” because it’s really good, even if there’s no Ginger Spice.On this special bonus episode, David puts Jordan through the ringer with a Transformers-themed quiz show of his own devising, and then they play an especially tough round of F.M.K. David even tries out a slick TV presenter voice!We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled

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44:57

Robots Into Guys Episode 9: Radical Self Love Icon...

Robots Into Guys ·

2020/05/16

Hey, do you like Brawn? If you don’t like Brawn, I’ve got bad news, buddy... We talk a lot about Brawn in this one. This one’s about Brawn. Oh, and also Skyfire’s back.On this episode, the R.I.G. crew find that they can’t get enough of sass-master Thundercracker and receive a friendly reminder about Skyfire’s Big Dick Energy. Also, they discuss the first female speaking role in the series and the implications of her dynamic with Spike and Bumblebee. And then there’s the matter of Brawn.We are

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44:53

Robots Into Guys Episode 8: This Is Not a Gilmore...

Robots Into Guys ·

2020/05/02

It’s the Age of Extinction when the Dino-Bots arrive and make a total mess out of Autobot HQ. It’s a historic episode... A PRE-historic episode, that is! Alright, that’s enough of that.On this episode, Jordan validates Rumble’s potential asexuality and David and Gege draw comparisons between Spike’s queer love triangle (quadrangle?) and the story of Gilmore Girls, a show that Jordan has not seen. Also, the gang dives into the Marxist themes of this episode, specifically the complex relationship

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