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Loose In A Bag

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

comedy comedy fiction

All Episodes

148:57

Episode 47 - I Am Burn Man

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/03/08

Hives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the two of us. Write in Mayor McCheese. I’m gunna be like Wesley Snipes. It’s like my lunch break tho. Push carts & turn down manager jobs. Meerkat mode. Boil hamburger meat.

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86:29

Episode 46 - Secretly Feed People Jizz

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/03/08

Put the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and break your back.

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86:19

Episode 45 - Super Saiyan Fat 2

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/25

Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I mean? Counting money while driving. Nick Fuentes’ slur guy.

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145:57

Episode 44 - 30 Wings, 30 Minutes

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/24

Pairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a flight to catch. Idk how these numbers work. If only I had more pre work beers. Until it sets itself on fire. My kids like Dino nuggets.

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194:47

Episode 43 - SIDS Will Creep Up On Ya

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/20

Pop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put myself into a little job cannon. That’s real kidnapping. Now we’re sinking. I’m, the Taker.

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137:24

Episode 42 - You’re A Goldfish

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/18

I can swim. 24 hours on a rascal scooter. They land like a cat. We have atleast 10 castles. Do we have ghost? There’s be a whole lot of Dickersons. You ever been MKUltra’d? In a crab walk position. Deadnaming a ghost boy.

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136:29

Episode 41 - Christian ISIS

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/17

There’s so little of it in my life. Give yourself scoliosis. I piss myself everyday. Hell is a nightclub. The building has to smell like shit. WHAT HOUSE WAS THAT? I know you got big dreams. Joseph Stalin was a fat transvestite. It’s probably nothin. Trump $250. He’s Italian by marriage. A ten yard loss.

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113:06

Episode 40 - Send Bobs Now

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/10

I’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re decomposing. The fancy Walmarts, where they mostly got legs. If I had a rock band.

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128:26

Episode 39 - Roll Coal On Pokémon

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/02/04

Just cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent. November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my mouth. Back in 94. I’ll probably cry. I saw red vent.

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128:01

Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked Hotdogs

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/01/30

Let her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death match, I just didn’t know. I’d be filling the streets with uppercuts.

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73:32

Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/01/14

Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind somehow. If you find the green one you win.

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128:27

Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/01/14

Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses. Shrimpin for crab. He’s going on birthwhite. In the face down low. What you wearing to the funeral girl? All you need is 19.

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113:44

Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/01/07

We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate. Bullets are for the war. They shoulda let me paint. That’s a racist candy.

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165:54

Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball

Loose In A Bag ·

2026/01/02

Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

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117:21

Episode 32 - Deskpop

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/27

Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

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157:10

Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/26

B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

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157:05

Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/16

Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

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106:19

Episode 29 - The 8-Mile Method

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/13

Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

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84:57

Episode 28 - Jerryspringa

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/09

worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.

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106:39

Episode 27 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/12/05

Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

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