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8:05

THE LEGEND OF SWITCHEROO CHRIST

THE ANNALS OF HAROLD ·

2026/01/26

1: — THINGS NEVER ATTEMPTED . . .THE ONLY DECORATION in my room is a print of Pieter Brueghel’s Tower of Babel (1563) scotch-taped to the wall.Every morning, I stare at the melted collapsing decadent cake of Brueghel’s tower : worker-ants crawling over it in impeccable toil : — King Nimrod in the bottom left corner, cronies bowing down, imperially executing his goddefying VISION. . . The Babel myth : an almanac on which to base my own personal agriculture. . .Here’s Juan Benet’s description of

13:58

SO U WANNA WRITE A NOVEL ?

THE ANNALS OF HAROLD ·

2026/01/19

A LINE WILL TAKE US HOURS MAYBETHE FIRST THING people wanna know about your novel : “How long did it take?”I always wonder : is this real curiosity, or is the person calculating the requisite time block on their mental calendar for the novel they’ve always wanted to write. . . The answer, — which I give to every budding novelist, — : takes longer than U think it will.Writing a novel is like bobbing for apples harriedly, desperately for four years; — just when U think U got a nice, juicy apple, U

9:30

VOVÔ'S ASHES

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2026/01/12

(1) — U EVER DUMP A BODY. . .?APPARENTLY: YOU’RE NOT allowed to scatter human ashes wherever you want.I kept thinking, regarding our plan, as we pulled up to Engenhoca beach, in Riberia, on the Ilha do Governador (where my mom & my grandparents & their grandparents had all grown up) : imagine you’re floating on your back in the water, enjoying the Sunday carioca sunshine, and suddenly the water around you gets cloudy with what used to be my grandfather. . .Luckily, the beach was mostly empty; few

10:36

ARE U INSANE ?!

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2026/01/05

[A: TORRENT OF NUTJOBS]— 1WHY IS EVERYONE INSANE BUT ME?This question’s been whistling in my head like the irremediable shrill of a bem-te-vi: — . . . I’ve been with my family in Rio. . . Machado de Assis turns this question into his 1882 story, The Alienist ; — Dr. Simão Bacamarte, a psychiatrist, opens up an asylum in his small town of Itaguaí: Casa Verde,“to carry out an in-depth study of madness in its various degrees, classifying each type and finally discovering both the true cause of the

15:23

UNREADABLE, TURGID, OVERWRITTEN, OBSCENE. . . .

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2025/12/29

THERE IS A HAND TO TURN THE TIME. . . . I BOUGHT GRAVITY’S RAINBOW 10 YEARS AGO.Suffering from an Infinite Jest addiction, I was on the prowl for anything that could fill me up the way Wallace did. . . but the book was so terror-shrouded, I couldn’t crack it open. . . what did that phrase “gravity’s rainbow” even mean!?I bought the guide book. But seeing the book required a guide book almost equally as thick tossed another crocodile in Pynchon’s moat of impenetrability. . . . I was petrified as a

8:42

WHY DO U READ ?

THE ANNALS OF HAROLD ·

2025/12/22

(1) I ONLY READ 36 BOOKS THIS YEAR. . .I AM always jealous of supreme readers : Harold Bloom read 1000 pages an hour in his heyday, — and he wasn’t munching on A Court of Thorns and Roses (2015), dude was mowing thru Clarissa (1748), yearly.Or Pico della Mirandola (1463-1494) who read Latin, Greek, Arabic, Hebrew, — and could recite the Divine Comedy forwards and back, off the top of his head. . . And he was incredibly handsome! No wonder he was poisoned! Such an outpouring of cosmic gifts must NOT

7:21

IDLE HANDS. . . —

THE ANNALS OF HAROLD ·

2025/12/15

IDLE HANDS. . . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

10:57

BRUSHED LIKE A BEE FROM A SUNFLOWER

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2025/12/08

THE WAVES This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

28:42

ULRICH IN LOVE

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2025/11/24

THE MAN WITHOUT QUALITIES This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

17:53

MOMA TOP TEN

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2025/11/17

MOMA TOP TEN This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

25:37

GIRL BOOKS AIN'T SO BAD!

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2025/11/03

BRONTE VS BRONTE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

11:23

THE OHIO VALLEY COMEDY TOUR

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2025/10/27

OV COMEDY TOUR This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

8:49

ARE U HAPPY?

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2025/10/20

ARE U HAPPY? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

13:43

A TROPICÁLIAN FIRST COMMUNION

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2025/10/06

MINAS GERAIS DIARY This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

6:40

HOW I REWROTE "NANA'S FUNERAL :("

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2025/09/29

HOW I REWROTE NANA'S FUNERAL This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

30:08

INFINITE JEST LIVE 2

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2025/09/23

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23:47

INFINITE JEST & ME (PT 2)

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2025/09/22

INFINITE JEST 2: REALITY PROBLEMS! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

39:43

INFINITE JEST LIVE

THE ANNALS OF HAROLD ·

2025/09/16

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29:41

INFINITE JEST & ME

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2025/09/15

RAN BACK INFINITE JEST This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit haroldrogers.substack.com

21:58

Live with Eddie Huang

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2025/09/11

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