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PODCAST

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast

Ciara Knight and Ciarán Flynn

Join enchanting hosts Ciara Knight and Ciarán Flynn as they delve deep into the world of The Great British Bake Off / The Great British Baking Show. Each week, they dissect the latest episode with a sufficient amount of whimsy and impeccable impressions of the contestants and hosts. Don"t forget to rate, subscribe and tell a friend or you will face 10 years of unrisen soufflés. Shower us with praise: https://www.instagram.com/knightstagram. Artwork by instagram.com/beckymoriarty_draws.

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00:28:29

Table Cake Good Cos Table Hungry | The Final

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/11/05

We made it - it's the final! And there was a huge shock winner! A true underdog story with a rightful twist at the end. Just kidding it all went to plan. But at least there was two breakages, bad dough, excellent spoon puppetry and Iain on a horsey. What more could you need?! Thanks for listening to the series dissection with us lil clowns. Go on, be good x

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00:28:36

Salmon Shouldn't Wear Human | Pâtisserie Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/10/29

It's the semis and all flags are flying at half mast given the loss of a certain Irish short king last week. Your loyal hosts aren't sure what pâtisserie is so please stop asking them. There's a huge upset in the showstopper challenge and frankly the bit of drama was much-needed. Who's going to win? Find out next week by watching the actual show, then listening to the final episode of this average but charming podcast x

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00:26:10

Trifle? Make A Succeedful | Dessert Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/10/22

Huge week for TSB (Two Soggy Bottoms, not tenderstem broccoli) as we have our very first SPECIAL GUESTS in the "studio". We've managed to wrangle two of Prue's stylists for a quick chat about their careers and lack of sight or experience. Otherwise, the episode was as divisive as ever for the two hosts whose tastes in sweet treats do not align once again. Gripping stuff, get stuck in x

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00:25:33

Why Would A Bum Ever Squeak? | Meringue Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/10/15

Well now, aren't we having fun? This week, the bakers had to effectively just whazz together some eggs and sugar. Everything else was pageantry. We had a genuinely very meaningful throwback to a Bake Off incident in the days of yore which meant a lot to us losers who've watched the show for far too long. Oh also sorry about the clicking pen noise, we are but human and flawed. Love ya x

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00:20:37

Piccalilli? Ok, I'll Take Allen | Pastry Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/10/08

We've officially climbed over the halfway point of this year's series and the standard is higher than Prue after a bit of plonk. As expected, Paul spent the entirety of pastry week extremely On One, and the bakers did their best to woo him and his flower-stuffed-into-postbox-looking fellow judge. Enjoy Ciara and Ciarán's whimsical and deranged debrief of the episode x

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00:26:28

Come On Down To Granny's Garden | Chocolate Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/10/01

We're at the halfway point of the series, but your hosts are understandably in a sombre mood given the breaking news that dropped mere hours before the episode aired. Ever the professionals, Ciara and Ciarán rally to deliver sharp performance analysis filled with delusional nightclub promotions, Prue outfit draggings and the bravery to call out chocolate fondue for what it is: a nonsense. Enjoy the episode, freaks x

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00:27:32

She Said Oliver Goodbyes | Back To School Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/09/24

In the latest instalment of 'what an absolute reach of a concept', the bakers had to bake things very Britishly related to school. It was a strange episode but Ciara and Ciarán still had their fun. This caption comes live from the departures lounge of Stansted Airport where Ciara can overhear a gaggle of cabin crew giving out about some pervy pilot. Get his ass, girlies. Anyway listen enjoy the episode. Does anyone read these captions? Comment 'ass' if you do.

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00:30:02

Quare's Accessories | Bread Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/09/17

This is it, the week where Paul Hollywood gains his most sentient form and adds another layer of self-righteousness. Our little bakers did their best, but they are collectively no match for the judging prowess of that mahogany Fox's glacier mint of a man. We laughed, we cried, we had a bit of plonk. It's a good episode - have a listen x

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00:25:05

Have You Considered Tooting? | Biscuit Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/09/10

Another absolutely huge week for gingerbread, and be sure to send your congratulations to the PR team behind it. The bakers really took the biscuit this week - most notably Pui Man from Nataliia when she ran out. It was a good episode, there was a Hollywood Handshake and we found out that someone is a quinoa swimmer. What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out, silly.

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00:25:05

Hugo Downonme | Cake Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2025/09/03

Surprise, we're back. After a year-long hiatus to tend to important matters (investigating the Bermuda Triangle, raising a Labubu and simply going toilet), Ciara and Ciarán have returned to save the very niche market of GBBO podcasting. First up, it's cake week, and these bakers sure know how to make one. But whomst is putting adult braces on the map? Whose dog needs a paternity test? Which podcast host's drag king name is the funniest? Tune in to find out.

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00:27:20

It Was On The Wonk | The Finale

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/11/29

(To the tune of Finally by CeCe Peniston) Finally it is Bake Off's last week they all made tiered cake and this podcast describes it. (End of singing to the tune of Finally by CeCe Peniston) Three bakers, three rounds, one winner... If you don't know who it was Ciara and Ciarán will tell you, and if you do know sure listen anyway for a couple of lols and comments from friends of the show. Also if you're reading this following the prompt at the end of the episode and are wondering what

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00:22:09

Put It On A Clapped Necklace | Pâtisserie Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/11/22

We've made it to the semi finals! And this week the bakers have to be fancy af with financiers, French apple tarts and f-puff pastry. Who will fall at the last hurdle with no chance of lifting the Bake Off trophy/cake stand? Ciara and Ciarán will tell you if you listen to their podcast! Only one episode of this podcast left, if that makes you sad please tell us, we crave your approval. Thanks! x

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00:25:21

Find Me At The Funeral Buffet | Party Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/11/15

It's the quarter finals and things are both heating up and sufficiently cooling down in the Bake Off tent. It's Party Week, so naturally the bakers are forbidden from making beige food? Insanity. They try their hands at a nameless caterpillar cake and we learn that Prue says 'buffet' like an absolute posho. Saku's lack of presence is palpable, but it was still a decent episode. Enjoy Ciara and Ciarán's charming and hilarious recap. Tell a friend xx

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00:21:56

Finally, Proof That Earth Isn't Flat | Dessert Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/11/08

Folks we've had a mare this week and had to record the podcast twice. The episode is still exceptional, but imagine how impeccable the first take was? No, even better than that! Tech issues aside, it's a sad week as we say goodbye to one of our favourite bakers of the series. Also, we witnessed one of the dumbest time constraints in a technical challenge possibly ever. We laughed, we cried, we craved a big heap of desserts. Enjoy! Also please rate us and subscribe - it'd be a nice thing

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00:25:29

A Poodle's Wedding Cake | Botanicals Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/11/01

It's a tale as old as pie for bake off with a weird, unnecessarily niche week theme; Botanicals Week is here, and it's Halloween. So scary spiced buns, shocking flavour pairings and heart stopping show stoppers are the order of the day. Ciara and Ciarán tell you every thing you need to know, and some things you don't, as the bakers continue to be whittled down. Thanks for listening, force a family member or friend to listen so we can get our numbers up. Cheers xxx

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00:26:58

I've Pies Coming Out The Front Door | Pastry Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/10/25

As the old saying goes, don't talk to me until I've had my pastry! Thankfully, we were served it by the bucketload this week thanks to the bakers' abundance of flakey triumphs. Ciara and Ciarán were mildly appalled by some of the ingredients (cream cheese pastry, grapes in a pie?), but held it together for the sake of the award-pending podcast. There were highs (plum innuendos) and lows (plum innuendos), and overall, it was a decent week of baking. The double-elimination loomed, and so

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00:25:25

The Height Of Class And A Touch Of Luxury | Chocolate...

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/10/19

It's the hottest day of the year aka the perfect time to put a bunch of bakers in a tent and ask them to make things with chocolate. Want a comparison to what Prue is dressed like, jokes about chocolate boxes and Saku stanning? Have I got the podcast for you, and you're probably already listening to it. Leave reviews, tell a friend and send Ciara and/or Ciarán a message about how much you enjoy the pod/them! Love you xoxo

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00:24:41

As I Like To Call It, A Bunk Bread | Bread Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/10/11

Get your ovens ready because it's bread week and my God was it boring. Inevitably, we reached peak levels of smug Hollywood. The man very likely brought his bread knife from home, presumably engraved with PH (as he is obsessed with measuring acidity). Sometimes we need to say that enough is enough - a grown woman does not need to make a cow out of bread - she does not owe us anything. Frankly, the wrong person went home and it was an underwhelming episode of television. Luckily, the podcast is

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00:31:13

We Get It, You Aerial Hoop | Biscuit Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/10/04

Episode two and Ciara and Ciarán are ready to get bickie with it! A marshmallow signature puts some of the bakers in a sticky situation. Custard Creams as a technical has our hosts wondering what is the best classic biscuit. And an illusory showstopper results in questions like "Is this a burger I see before me?" "Can a cheese board be someone's favourite meal?" and "Does aerial hooping make you a better baker?" Tell a friend if you enjoy the show, and tell us too

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00:25:51

Tell Us About Your Beaver | Cake Week

Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast ·

2023/09/27

Your prayers have finally been answered - Ciara and Ciarán are back to gently rinse the new series of The Great British Bake Off. First up, it's Cake Week. Hear all about the new crop of bakers' respective triumphs and shitshows, complete with ample references to beavers. It's a strong start, with some clear favourites already emerging. (Also Ciara apologises for the fact that some rapscallions decided to set off fireworks right outside her window for the entirety of the recording so

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