Golf Is Ruining My Life

35:33

The Worst Calculation You Can Do In Golf 😩 (Don't Do It)

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/10/04

Alright Par Pals 👋TP is hungover (rocky roads until midnight, which is well past his self-imposed 9pm "middle aged midnight") and TG has been up since six with coffee, so the energy levels are wildly mismatched this morning. Sorry in advance. ☕ We also do the worst piece of maths in golf: take your annual membership subs, divide by twelve, and discover exactly what each round is costing you. Wentworth members, look away. 😩 Plus how much a Saturday roll up should actually cost, and a genuine

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34:20

Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/10/01

Alright Par Pals 👋TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional at the end. 🤧 Harrison writes in with a genuine dilemma: his grandad, an avid golfer of 60 years, has passed away and left him his clubs. Does he keep them for the memory, or trade them in for something newer? Also in this one: the golf crime of asking to play nine instead of eighteen, why there should genuinely be a golfing

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32:35

The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/27

Alright Par Pals 👋TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well, do NOT take your foot off the gas. Attack, attack, attack. TG shot 79 yesterday, his first round in the 70s in months, and the two holes where he got defensive cost him everything. We also get into the handicap divisions debate again, because it turns out the answer might be Stableford points. Plus, how golf runs in families

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35:04

SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/24

WE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former Ladies European Tour pro Sophie Walker, who played over 150 events on tour, never lost her card, and finished runner up at the Women's Scottish Open. ⛳ She also fixes TP's chipping live on air, explains why pros actually swing at 80%, and gives the single best tip for anyone trying to break 100 for the first time. Plus the truth

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35:13

Fear Is Ruining Your Golf

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/23

Alright Par Pals Max emails in with a proper gut-punch of a round at the Rolls of Monmouth (a course he only played because of this podcast, which we're still not over). Three under with one to play, a par needed for a 69, and then Noel Fielding turns up uninvited on the 18th tee. What follows is a seven iron rocketed 50 yards right into a river. His reaction is the entire lesson. We also get into the annual membership renewal punch in the guts 💸 (TP has done the maths on what each round

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35:13

Golf's Biggest Questions With Today's Golfer (LIV...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/20

Alright Par Pals Something a bit different this week. We've invited Rob Jerram and Alex Perry from Today's Golfer back on, because for once we'd quite like to talk to people who actually know what they're talking about. We've also invested in a giant wheel of topics, which we spin to decide what we discuss. It works about as well as you'd expect. Plus: Rory shoots 60 in the Wednesday pro-am and we debate whether that's actually a good thing, a genuinely lovely story of Rory and Erica having a

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36:08

Is The Belfry Actually Any Good?

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/16

Alright Par Pals 👋Well, we've done it now. TG's take on The Belfry has genuinely split our socials down the middle, to the point where a professional golfer messaged him to have a go about it. So we're going back in properly: what The Belfry actually is, what it isn't, and why the whole debate keeps getting attacked from both sides at once. ⛳ TG has also found a brand new swing icon and you will absolutely not guess who it is. Here's a clue: very posh, very Scottish, all over your socials right

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32:49

The Battle For The Last Place On The Plane 🐪⛳

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/13

This is it. The final place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks, decided live on the podcast. Harry from Buckinghamshire takes on Joe from Walsall in a head to head quiz spanning four years of this show, and we've genuinely never been more nervous recording an episode. 😰 Huge thanks to Golf Breaks for an incredible summer. EGYPT TRIP (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ -

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33:53

JAMES GUY | The Olympic Champion Who Became Mates...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/10

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by three time Olympic champion, six time Olympic medallist and the most successful British Commonwealth Games swimmer of all time, James Guy. 30 minutes of chat about how a Wentworth pro-am turned into a genuine friendship with Tommy Fleetwood, and how he ended up with Tommy's caddies actual old irons in his bag. 🏌️ We also get his brilliant theory on training cycles and why golfers peak far too early in the

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38:03

1,000 Golf Courses In 1,000 Days 😳

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/09

Alright Par Pals An apology to open: yes, TG did record last week's episode on his laptop mic, and yes, we've all heard the messages saying he sounded like he was in a big toilet. It's been dealt with. 🚽 This week TP unveils an actual Rory McIlroy TaylorMade ball from the BMW at Wentworth (going straight in the trophy cabinet, obviously), we look ahead to the two videos we filmed at Littlestone that might just be our best ever work, and we set the big question: what's more annoying, playing

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34:45

LIVE From Littlestone Golf Club

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/07

Alright Par Pals 👋We're finally here. After two years of TP banging on about it relentlessly, we're recording live from the trophy room at Littlestone Golf Club, where there is genuinely a trophy about to have the name PRICE etched onto it. He'd like to move on. He absolutely does not want to move on. 🏆 We're teeing off straight after this with head pro James and Jamie (aka The Beast) to film TWO videos we've never attempted before, including a format neither of us has seen on YouTube. One of

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34:30

We Found Our Egypt Finalists (In The Most Ridiculous...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/09/03

The day has finally come. We've whittled nine Email Corner winners down to just TWO finalists who'll battle it out live on the podcast for the last place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks. 🐪The format? We open our own recent scorecards, find our worst hole on the front nine, and whoever's name sits at that number gets eliminated. Genuinely one man's double bogey at Porters Park ended someone's chances of a free golf trip. We're calling it genius. ITV, our line is open

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40:35

MATT WILLIS | He Secretly Planned An Entire Busted...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/27

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Busted's Matt Willis, who might be the most golf-obsessed guest we've ever had on. 30 minutes of chat about going from zero to completely hooked in three years, why he burned through ten lessons in three weeks, and the day he broke 90 and called it one of the happiest moments of his life. 🏌️We also find out how he sat down with his tour manager seven months in advance and secretly routed an entire Busted

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36:51

I've Stopped Using Tees Completely

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/26

TP has become That Guy. He's ditched tees entirely, chucks the ball straight down on the deck and hits three wood off it, and reckons it's the coolest thing in golf (very John Daly coded, apparently). We get into why compressing a three wood feels so much better than releasing a driver, and whether he's onto something or just going through the cycle every golfer goes through.We also put the Shot Scope LM1 through its first proper session (still not sponsored, still raving about it 🤷), and it

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35:22

Tom Cruise Landed On Our Golf Course

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/23

Alright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new Ping iDi driving irons on their way to us, and TG explains exactly why he needs one. He shot an 83 while topping it off the tee six times, so if he can just find a club he trusts off the tee, he reckons there's a 77 in there. Plus: TP has seen Tom Cruise land a helicopter at Richmond Golf Club (a brand new anecdote, somehow never

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36:58

Jon Rahm Is Back... So What Happens To LIV Now? 👀

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/19

Alright Par Pals 👋Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatton follows him, and what's left of LIV if the purses can't stay where they were. Plus the question still hanging over all of it, what on earth does Bryson do now? 👀 Elsewhere, Tom Green is finally back online (proper internet, no more Aggie poses 🙏) and TP took three golf clubs to the south of France, played zero golf in 38

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36:09

The Best Thing You Can Buy In Golf Right Now 👀

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/16

Alright Par Pals 👋Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way of us enjoying the sport we love. He shot 86 and then 89 over the weekend and didn't care one bit, and reckons that's the whole point. Discuss. 🤔 We also rave (completely unpaid, promise) about the Shot Scope LM1 launch monitor and why it might be the best £199 you'll spend on your golf, get to grips with smash factor, and TP

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34:59

SUSAN CALMAN | She's Been Lying To Her Wife About...

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/13

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes of chat about picking golf back up at 50 after a 37 year break, going from a 34 handicap to 17 in under a year, and why golf is the only thing in her life she can actually measure. ⛳We also find out why she'll only ever play a yellow ball, the incredibly emotional reason she wears her dad's hat on the course, and the ongoing (very

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30:55

I PLAYED IN A PRO-AM 🤯 + Gary Player Blanked Me

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/12

We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am at Centurion and came back with the stories to prove it.He was paired with Shannon Tan, who'd finished sixth at the Open four days earlier. We also get into the format that made the whole day , you'll want to steal this for your next golf trip. Plus, the story of Gary Player watching every single tee shot on 18, complimenting

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35:13

Is Golf Ending My Life?

Golf Is Ruining My Life ·

2026/08/09

Alright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get into whether golf is actually good OR bad for your health, the glorious/terrible world of halfway house food (doner kebabs at the turn, anyone?) and TP's cholesterol-vs-sausage-roll dilemma. We also work out the best things to buy at the Open shop, share the sneaky (and definitely-not-legal) hack for getting your golf clubs on a

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