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This Is Why We Can"t Have A Podcast!

Join us on a heartfelt journey as we explore the unexpected path to becoming best friends. From chance encounters at a theater program to bonding over shared experiences during a pandemic, this episode delves into the laughter, challenges, and deep connections that have shaped our friendship. Discover how a simple trip to Beaver"s Bend turned into a lifelong bond, filled with ups, downs, and everything in between. Tune in for a candid conversation about friendship, life, and the moments that bring

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All Episodes

38:13

Weather Woes, Pregnant Cats & Holiday Road Rage

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2025/12/08

A snowball of chaos hosted by Jen & the perpetually over-caffeinated AshtenHold on to your Santa hats, because this episode has everything no one asked for but desperately needed:• ❄️ The weather is colder than Ashten’s heart before coffee• 🐈 Jen’s cat pulled a “surprise! I’m knocked up!” plot twist• 🚗 Road rage confessions that will have the DMV reconsidering our licenses• 🔧 Car maintenance? Never heard of her.• 🤼‍♂️ A deep dive into why 80s wrestling was basically soap operas with

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37:43

Cruise Craziness, Angel Tree Drama & Priorities

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2025/12/05

Hold on to your hats because today we are all over the map! Our video is blurry and we're barely on the rails but we are here ready to entertain!

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34:29

Too Loud At The Football Game & Urban Cowboy Surprise

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2025/12/01

In this episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter about football, share amusing anecdotes about a cat attack, and delve into the emotional rollercoaster of planning a surprise birthday party. They reflect on personal milestones, discuss the significance of December for engagements and breakups, and explore the complexities of family dynamics in relationships. The conversation wraps up with a humorous take on social media communication challenges.

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30:25

The Wind Down After The Food Coma....

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2025/11/28

Don't expect much from us today - we are in full self-care mode! Get your face masks and lavender ready and laugh along with our ridiculousness!

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32:12

THANKSGIVING!

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2025/11/24

In this lively conversation, the hosts discuss the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday and personal milestones, including a significant birthday and a wedding in the family. They reflect on life transitions, the challenges of caregiving, and the importance of choosing the right partner in marriage. The conversation also touches on Thanksgiving traditions and food preferences, leading to a humorous rant about customer service experiences at Sonic. Throughout, the themes of gratitude, connection,

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39:19

Better Late Than Never.....Right?

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2025/11/15

The conversation revolves around the humorous and light-hearted discussion of what names future grandchildren might call their grandmother, with a focus on the implications of age and identity in familial roles.TakeawaysThe choice of grandma names can reflect generational attitudes.Humor plays a significant role in family discussions.Names can carry cultural and personal significance.The idea of being a 'young' grandmother is subjective.Family dynamics often influence naming

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34:14

Widow Box, Fights with AI and Technical Difficulties

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2025/11/10

Welcome back to another episode where Jen and Ashten try to have structured adult conversation and instead derail into twelve topics, three emotional spirals, and one government scandal. 🎙️💥We start with time management and somehow end up discussing: • AI judging us like it pays our bills. • Music therapy aka crying in the car like the main character. • The CIA spending MILLIONS trying to turn HOUSE CATS into SECRET AGENTS (someone approved that???). • TikTok

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32:26

We’re Budgeting, Blushing, and Bewildered

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2025/11/07

Welcome back to another episode of unhinged bestie logic, where one of us is thriving in No Spend November (it’s Jen, shockingly ) and the other one is currently explaining why a Stanley cup in a new color is an emotional need, not a purchase (hi, it’s Ashten 🥲).In this episode we cover:💸 No Spend November — where it came from, who started it, and why we should probably sue them.💄 Full Glam Every Day Women:You know those women who wake up, contour, blend, bake, and sparkle before

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33:26

We Said We’d Be Calm… We Lied

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2025/11/03

We swore this was going to be a soft, cozy, pumpkin-spice-flavored episode.You know… gentle vibes, a light breeze, maybe a candle lit, maybe us pretending we meditate.Yeah. No.We immediately spiraled.We start with November birthdays and somehow convince ourselves they are the main characters of the zodiac (they are… but like, relax). Then we slide straight into holiday traditions — the ones we lovingly keep doing even though everyone in the room is one green bean casserole away from

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30:25

Hot Takes & Hocus Pocus: The Halloween Episode

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2025/10/31

This week, we’re knee-deep in Halloween nostalgia, debating the Great Trunk-or-Treat Crisis of Modern Parenting™, and asking the important questions… like why are we all dressing our toddlers as pumpkins when we KNOW they’re feral raccoons at heart?We’re talking:• The glory days of running wild in the dark with a pillowcase full of sugar• Why Trunk-or-Treat feels like Halloween with training wheels• The costumes our parents should’ve gone to jail for letting us wear• And yes… we let ChatGPT

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39:21

Vibes, Voodoo & Ashten's SoapBox

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2025/10/27

Ever tried being nice to someone you can’t stand? Yeah—same. In this episode, we’re diving head-first into:💬 Why fake niceness should be a crime🧠 How to stay real without losing your sanity👻 Superstitions that still make us knock on wood🎶 The songs that hit different when you’re grieving🪩 Adult friendships, social overstimulation, and themed costumes we probably took too farWe’re talking authenticity, awkward small talk, and all the emotional chaos that makes being a grown-up feel like

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38:34

Mascara, Mayhem & The Multiverse

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2025/10/24

This week, your favorite chaotic duo dives head-first into beauty hauls and horse rescues—because nothing says “self-care” like new mascara and mild trauma. 🐴💄Between family chaos, Halloween hysteria, and one very sketchy Candy Man story, Ashten and Jen somehow end up debating anxiety, aliens, and alternate universes (because of course they do). 👽✨If you’ve ever bought a beauty product to fix your life, Googled “are we alone,” or accidentally started a rodeo in your driveway, this

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35:00

The Great Emu War, Urban Legends & The Art of the Nap

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2025/10/20

It’s spooky season and your favorite hot mess express is back—armed with Halloween facts no one asked for, deep dives into nostalgic TV comfort shows, and an unhinged discussion about The Great Emu War (yes, Australia literally went to war with birds… and lost). 🦤Jen’s on a self-care soapbox about “the healing power of naps,” Ashten’s spiraling over missing-person documentaries, and somehow they still find time to debate whether made-for-TV movies shaped our childhoods or just traumatized

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34:45

Rude Encounters at Wal-Mart & Victorian Insults

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2025/10/17

In this episode, the hosts explore various themes ranging from horror movies and their unsettling histories to personal anecdotes about social interactions in Walmart. They discuss the evolution of communication, particularly the use of old sayings in modern contexts, and reflect on the impact of iconic actress Diane Keaton on their lives. The conversation also touches on personal growth and the importance of self-reflection, culminating in a light-hearted conclusion about the challenges of

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44:32

Spooky Spiders, No-Spend Struggles & Sentimental...

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2025/10/13

It’s equal parts creepy, cozy, and cathartic in this week’s episode of This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast. 🕷️💀 From Halloween spider superstitions (are they ghosts or just bad roommates?) to the chaos of No-Spend November and the emotional landmines of anniversaries and memories — Ashten and Jen tackle it all with their signature mix of humor, honesty, and unfiltered bestie banter.Along the way, a seemingly innocent burning questions game spirals into heartfelt confessions about love,

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37:03

Spooky Traditions, Disney Delusions & Taylor Swift...

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2025/10/10

Welcome to another round of emotional whiplash with Jen & Ashten — where one minute we’re talking about heartwarming memories and the next we’re diagnosing Netflix serial killers like we have psychology degrees from TikTok. 👻This week, we’re diving into spooky Halloween traditions (that may or may not involve questionable superstitions ), reliving our Disney movie eras (Coco still makes us cry, fight us), and debating which true crime suspect we’d accidentally have a conversation with

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30:51

Blind Reactions, Speed Dating & Who Would Narrate...

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2025/10/06

This week’s episode is a chaotic buffet of TikTok drama, celebrity daydreams, and relationship trauma disguised as “funny stories.” 🎤Jen’s out here picking celebrity narrators for her life (because apparently Morgan Freeman wasn’t available), while Ashten is busy trying to make “The Wrinkle Wagon” a real senior joyride business. 💅Somewhere between grieving old relationships and planning our golden years, we spiral into speed-dating scenarios that prove red flags do come in every shade of

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37:27

Witchy Women, Mexico Married and Overrated Halloween...

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2025/10/03

🎃 Episode: October’s Spooky Vibes 👻It’s officially October, which means we’re watching Halloween movies that won’t give us nightmares (sorry, we’re more Casper than Conjuring). We dig into why Hocus Pocus might actually be overrated (don’t @ us), drop some ridiculous October fun facts you’ll probably never use, and confess how much money we’ve accidentally spent making Halloween “magical” for our kids (spoiler: it’s more than our rent). 💸Somewhere in between, we relive a cruise

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37:59

Doris Day Disgust & 50 Duck-sized Horses or One...

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2025/09/29

This week, your two favorite chaos coordinators are back — and yes, we cover everything from classic Doris Day movies to polygamy in Utah because apparently that’s our brand now.Jen exposes her wildly specific opinions on old movies, Ashten reveals why she literally cannot sleep in silence (pray for her future roommates), and somehow we spiral into rapture theories and the Amish like we’re running a late-night cult podcast.We also tackle social media trends (because of course we did), play

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35:02

Dust Bunnies, Dave Ramsey, and World Peace

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2025/09/26

✨ Todays Episode: “Dust Bunnies, Dave Ramsey, and World Peace” ✨Because nothing says International Day of Peace like fighting with your spouse over who spent $200 at Target. 🛒💸We’re tackling the big stuff: • Why cleaning your house is basically spiritual warfare (spoiler: dust always wins). 🧹 • How Dave Ramsey would react if he saw your Amazon order history. 📦 • The pet peeves that might actually be red flags (yes, we’re judging). 🚩 • And why self-awareness is

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