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How To Steal A Penguin

Seán Burke and Joe O"Neill

‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

00:52:36

Joaquin On Sunshine

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/10/29

This week we talked about getting schooled by Gen Z on passive aggression, the Live Laugh Loveification of society and we talk about going to a Hot Wheels show that was absolutely not meant for us.

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00:54:01

Ray Your Mano

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/10/22

This week Joe tells us about the time he hosted an audience full of gangsters, Sean squeezes in a bit of ASMR and the worst comedy gig of his entire life - he most definitely is still not over it. Producer: Gareth Freiheit https://www.instagram.com/garethfreiheit/Assistant Producer: Michael Bissett https://www.instagram.com/uvgurls/Hosts:Sean Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/

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00:50:40

Jambon Jovi

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/10/15

This week we talk about alternative names for the podcast, Joe shares a nightmare story from his weekend shift, and we imagine what Succession would look like with the 'other' Brian Cox.

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00:47:54

Taking The Mick Lynch

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2025/10/08

This week we talk about Joe pouring the most expensive Guinness you’ve ever heard of, as well as the time Sean gave trade union leader Mick Lynch’s email address and the fallout from that. Last but not least Joe talks about running into a somewhat divisive Irish internet comedian who loves telling stories.

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00:47:52

Joedemort

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/10/01

This week we talk about the fact that Joe sounds like a rusty door hinge when he’s got a cold, the ins and outs of hidden camera pranks on famous people, and the time Seán worked with Viper Higgins. Class lad.

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00:52:28

Ian Wrighty Tighty

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2025/09/24

This week we talk about Seán's time working with Arsenal legends Ian Wright and David Seaman, Joe shares a movie trivia game we all struggled to follow, and mortification ensues when a fan of the show brings up a steamy novel Seán once narrated.

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00:52:15

Willem DeShow

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/09/17

This week we talk about the joys of having a pacemaker and having to get my batteries changed like a Duracell Bunny. Joe talked about the time he was hit by a car- just straight up hit by a car. I hope you like impressions because we stuffed quite a few in this week’s episode.

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00:54:55

Shane Guevara

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/09/10

This week we measure Paul Mescal against other Irish celebrities in the pints department before donning our tinfoil hats and queuing up some classic conspiracies. To unwind, we discuss the art of YouTube comfort watching and finish on a very important question - how many seagulls would it take to carry Seán away? A very real threat and something that could happen at any moment.

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00:53:36

Poxie Litt

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/09/03

This week we wade into the debate on the importance of statues of animals. We also recount the times we both separately bumped into Ian McKellen and how Sean's glorioius moustache once acted as a peacemaker during an intense day of filming.

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00:46:48

Bob Mortified

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2025/08/27

This week we talk about our shared love of musicals, the idea of waiting outside a hotel for ten hours in the hopes of seeing AC/DC for ten seconds, and Sean recounts the time he embarrassed himself in front of comedy legend Bob Mortimer.

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00:49:20

Colm Meaney By Your Name

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/08/20

This week we talk about working with Irish cinema legend Colm Meaney, what it means to scuttle a ship, and Joe’s surprise appearance in a SuperValu ad.

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00:51:20

It's Brittany, Bitch

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/08/13

This week we talk about Liam Neeson's increasingly gruff tones, the offensive Irish carictures in the Lord Of The Rings series, and the fact that Helen Keller once flew a plane - no, that's not a joke.

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00:46:20

Barberfloor Moustache

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/08/06

This week the lads talk about going into holiday mode, ask if Robert De Niro makes a convincing housemaid and Seán recounts a somewhat uncomfortable story about the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

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00:47:46

Tucci Feely

How To Steal A Penguin ·

2025/07/30

This week the lads talk about the eating habits of Stanley Tucci, hand to hand combat with ET and recount the story of how they met. Awwww.

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