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A League of Inches Podcast

A League of Inches Podcast

The ONLY podcast ON the Internet dedicated to our one, specific, fantasy football league: A League of Inches! aleagueofinches.substack.com

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123:23

S5E11: A Little (the little) Kick Goes a Long Way

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/11/05

The season is really coming into focus. Only 7 will make it. We know who isn’t making it. So really now, it’s: Don’t be 8th or 9th.Punishment comes down to 3 people also. The other 9 of you can be considered safe.This week was a pretty pathetically mediocre and average week, in an average league, participated in by some pretty average middle-aged guys. But the sum of us is greater than our holes, or something like that. Together, we make this league something special.Instead of doing this show, I

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121:23

S5E10: I’d Like to Buy One OrGadsdm for $69?

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/10/29

Jon has heard enough of our whining. He reminds us we are men, then we promptly forget about this and start whining again!New sounds this week! Plus a tribute to a legendary pimp/dicksman!We’ve got the movers, the risers, the fallers, the new league leaders, the new cellar dwellers (well, that’s actually the same.) Find it ALL here on ALOI Podcast!Including THIS:Just two hours? These guys are slipping!Now, enjoy these reports, generated by Keifff, computer semi-genius, and STFU! This is a public

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176:58

S5E9: HJ Has Left The Chat

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/10/23

Well, it’s the thing everyone’s talking about. HJ left the WhatsApp chat, and the fucking world has turned upside down. Enough that we dropped 177-minute podcast to discuss it! New content bursts from every seam, and oozes out everywhere, all over Wil’s birthday cake. OOPS.Enjoy the fact that we did pretty much every segment we can do on this pod. The season is in its prime, so there is much to discuss. Also, enjoy my new reports that I wrote awesome scripts to generate. (below) Why doesn’t Yahoo

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102:15

S5E8: Nights in Red Satin Courtesy of HOKARR

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/10/14

The trade frenzy has reached a fever pitch! Who got one, who’s left in the cold? The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Ned, Prox, and Keiff limp towards halfway with NOTHING to show for 6 weeks of work.Keith unLOADs two new, terrible songs this week… which is less terrible?9 Teams Remain—who will take the crown?If you have 100 minutes to burn, no real threshold for boredom, and two ears, boy do I have a podcast for you! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other

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122:39

S5E7: Jerry Jeudy and Dallas Goedert: An Irish...

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/10/08

In a heartwarming turn, 2/3 of the holy trinity has returned to Dublin! In other news, the season is over for Ned and Keith, as two men abandon their bids to win, only 33% of the way through the year. 10 men with a chance remain.This week, waivers, name changes and trades came in a blinding flurry of HOT ALOI ACTION! We talk about all of it. For WAY too long.Don’t miss this two-hour tribute to wasting your fucking time!TRIVIA: The ALOI Podcast hit a new high of 54 downloads last week. What is going

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93:45

S5E6: The Satisfyer: Cumming Soon to a HS Football...

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/09/30

Welcome to a Post-Punishment world. Tim’s win now COUNT, which is as disturbing as the man himself. Keifff gets his first victory, so we can stop listening to him whine, and the Empire is successfully defended! A weird haiku makes an appearance. And perhaps the best show close of all TIMe?Much, much more shit is thrown at your earholes this week! Enjoy? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit

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96:00

S5E5: Rum Tum Tugger Sticks

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/09/23

Week 3 is in the books, and it was a brutal one for many owners, with 9/12 owners underperforming projections. 2 of the 3 who did overperform were within 5 of their original projection. Low-scoring week.Can we implement a fucking median, please?Keith wrote a nifty little program to scrape data from the site and calculate numbers and awards. Pretty soon, the podcast will record itself!Now sit back and enjoy a fuckload of Tim content! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with

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91:30

S5E4: Lean & Clean with a First-Place Glean

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/09/17

Week 2 is in the books, and trends are starting to take hold of the league. We discuss it all, with our signature laser focus that allows us to pack 10 minutes of content into 90 minutes every week!Which of the 269 random sex facts do YOU want to hear? Chime in and let me know how you feel about the new official rap artist of ALOI, Ashton Larold! (videos below)It’s all HERE, on A League of Inches Podcast! So leave work, tell your wife you have a late meeting, get in bed and flip on the Sonos, Wil

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80:49

S5E3: The People vs. Willie Flynt

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/09/10

Keith returns from vacation to find his fantasy season in shambles. Wil gloats like an asshole over his big week 1 win, after beating Keith for the first time in 20 months. We get one of the most cryptic Timmyverse dispatches yet, trades, name changes, all of it happens, as we kick off the season in A League of Inches!We welcome new listener Brian to the fold! Brian, enjoy this week’s plate of hot garbage! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get

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89:35

S5E2: It's Just HOKARR Now

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/09/02

It’s our draft review episode! Everything from football to tacos to eggs is discussed! Waste 90 minutes learning things you already know!The season starts in two days, and some of us are completely fucked. Find out WHO is more fucked than the rest! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

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88:59

S5E1: Let the Title Defense Begin

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/08/26

We don’t really have anything to talk about, but we shake the rust off for 90 minutes of time-filling goodness, and it’s great to be back!!In today’s show: draft info, keepers, long-term bets, sound drops, and more!Have fun with our first episode to be published directly on Substack! It’s season FIVE of this shit, and we are SO back! Jump aboard! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

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154:12

S4E17: All I Do is Wil

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2025/01/07

In the season finale of the podcast, a new champion is crowned! The guys take a retrospective deep dive on the season that was, examine recent history in the Kommon Era (K.E.), and much, much more. Like probably TOO much more. Keith realizes that despite all the self-promotion, that he's trash.

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84:14

S4E16: Any Accent is Good Accent

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/12/24

On today’s show we will review the playoff and consolation matchups from the weekend, we will take a look at next week’s final, we will chat it up with a league demigod, examine name changes, and we will hand out the kicker of the week.This podcast is your gift from us to you! Merry Christmas, A League of Inches! Hope you like crap!Love,Wil & Keith

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93:36

S4E15: Don’t Call it a Cumback!

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/12/17

In this short pod of only 95 minutes, the boys open up the guest chair to a mystery league member, we talk about the alternate reality of a world in which a median had existed in Yahoo+ (thanks, Eric!), talk about the mostly lackluster playoffs, and generally jerk off, waiting for the season to end. Enjoy?

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105:43

S4E14: Why Don’t You Slide (Up Into the 2-Spot)?

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/12/10

In this landmark 105-minute episode, the guys have fun with Dispatches from the Timmyverse, look on at the 20+ name changes between EDogg and Jordan, discuss the playoff seedings, including Proximo's meteoric rise and the league punishment final. Saddle up and ride to the postseason, as the smack talk and side bets escalate to new heights! And if you read this far, do NOT go fuck yourself, fucking oneself is my wish for everyone who didn't read this entire description!

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85:13

S4E13: The Snowstorm Cum-eth (Only on Top)

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/12/03

As the season nears its end, upsets throw the league into chaos! The seemingly already decided punishment changes hands at the last moment! Belter, Eternal Champion makes one of the most savvy moves in league history. Joshy Dubs brings a blizzard of points on Monday Night to wreck the commissioner's complexion. All this AND a sexy gorilla mercy-kills an elderly man on playoff life-support...NEXT on a ALOI Podcast!

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93:01

S4E12: Thankful for Ye Feckin' Gobshites

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/11/26

What are YOU thankful for? We are thankful for you--the assholes who listen to and contribute to this podcast! We hope you all have a relatively safe holiday, and hope that you are more successful at acquiring waiver claims than you are at acquiring sexually transmitted diseases! (For best results, we recommend ALOI's Proximo brand of condoms.)Buckle up--this week will likely set up the playoffs! Now bugger off!

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100:41

S4E11: In Search of Some Hot Ass(terisk)

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/11/19

The playoff race heats up as the boys discuss historic shitouts, a string of squeakers that would make anyone's butthole tight, who's gonna do the combine, who's riding high, who's sinking low.Also. we discuss The Alliance meetup in Chicago, three-ways, thruples, incest, and MORE!!

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143:28

S4E10: Chase’d From the Empire (Funds)

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/11/12

In this super-sized episode, probably the longest in league history, the guys do all the stuff they normally do, but at half-speed, just to fuck with you guys who listen to us at 1.5x or 2x!3 teams have sold, so we have 9 teams vying for 7 spots...ANYTHING can happen!(As evidenced by the fact that TIM WON, guys! 😱

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72:39

S4E9: Erection Day: Ball to Ball Coverage

A League of Inches Podcast ·

2024/11/06

In an election day spectacular, the guys discuss everything you need to know about the ALOI elections! Beyond that, it's more of the same shit you always know and love! Our polls are closing soon!

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