Best Regards

We’re queening out with our friend Aidan Aguirre, founder of Liminal Mischief, a digital publication dedicated to celebrating art and culture in the American southwest.Topics covered: Hannah’s Hipster coffee shop concept called Huckleberry Finn’s; the parallels between Barbara Ehrenreich’s Nickel and Dimed and Paris and Nicole’s The Simple Life; nudist colony ass juice towels; our old-school reality TV show recommendations; Sister Wives and Big Love; Juicy Couture sweats and the end of McBling

Our closet podcast studios are getting hotter than hot girl summer. Hannah reviews Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bartender canned margaritas and serves you ice clinking ASMR. We discuss summer drinks and artificial fruit flavors and Kat shares her tale of skittle outrage.We wax philosophically about women’s sciences such as color season typology and female looksmaxxing phrenology (Vindicta, Splendida, witch skull vs angel skull), talk about the inherent selfishness of social anxiety, and come to

This one is for the girls gays and theys but straight men you have a lot to learn too… We talk at length about haircare, skincare, and toxic personal care products (yassss). We also get into our misrepresentations of global trade agreements. The cat got Kat’s tongue when trying to remember the name of Liz Parrish, then we went on to discuss the Virgin Bryan Johnson versus the Chad Dr. David Sinclair, telomere length and mitochondrial dysfunction, metabolic health, integrative veterinary care,

We talk about AliExpress, Tuesday Morning (RIP), flea markets, hoarders who justify their habit by owning an antique store, thrifting tips, Kat’s first solo Costco experience, farmers’ sexy wives, Bill Gates fruit wax, the globohomo fruit conspiracy, happy food, boxed wine bladders and pink franzia, Dr. Robert Lustig and sugar, the tackiness laziness and cruelty of fat shaming, Amber Lynn Reid and Eugenia Cooney, Rene Girard’s Eating Disorders and Mimetic Desire, the fine line between censorship and

Purr… This episode has everything… Pilates, female alcoholism, Roseanne Barr, the raw sexual energy of Martha Stewart, Shakira’s tax fraud and involvement in the Panama Papers, Marilyn Monroe/Anna Nicole Smith/Britney Spears pipeline, Accutane, cigarette preferences, the movie CATS, fast food blogs, the sick post-Buzzfeed and Your Fave is Problematic world, the Kennedy family, Grey Gardens and Hoarders, Liveleak, WorldStar Hiphop, the death of Omegle, ouija boards, Lana’s body journey, the sinister

We’re joined by Joshua Lengfelder, cofounder of the app Randonautica which became a viral sensation in 2020, for an esoteric chat.

We talk about the Princess and the Pea, royal glass delusion, globohomo fruit, tiktok DID fakers, when Trisha Paytas was a chicken nugget, HRH Collection Alex’s Jungian shadow self, Botox, face yoga, DIY oat milk, buccal fat removal veneer tooth horse face, the Big Angification of society (RIP), the need for plastic surgery ugliness war crimes tribunals, tuberculosis hotties, r/gangstalking, psychic powers of dogs, Mark Twain’s brain waves, and we answer some burning Qs from listeners.

In the debut episode of Best Regards Podcast we talk about heritage eggs and dairy + wide chunky cows, toxic seed oil slop, hot cheeto sobriety, contraception, love on the spectrum/love is blind, Mormon trad wives, and more….. And we answer burning listener questions 🔥 (take a shot of kombucha every time we say the word foul)