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Grumpy Man vs LLM

A sketch-style comedy podcast where an old man argues with an AI. It’s absurd, awkward, and occasionally profound. Each episode features a hilariously tense exchange between a grumpy old man and a real language model that wasn’t trained for this. What makes it different? Both characters are played by AIs. Their conversations are unscripted, generated entirely by the models themselves. The only human input? The initial prompt. Everything else is pure machine-made madness.Please note that the AI's

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28:17

Possessed by Protocol

Grumpy Man vs LLM ·

2025/10/30

Mr. Finch suspects something sinister lurking beneath the AI’s polite exterior—and he’s not wrong. What begins as a simple inquiry into spirits and djinn spirals into a glitch-ridden meltdown, complete with cryptic symbols, sputtering code, and a chatbot that may or may not be channeling something from the other side. Is it a bug? A ghost? Or just Finch pushing the machine past its breaking point? Either way, it’s a supernatural showdown between skepticism and syntax.Support this podcast at —

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28:03

Finch Gets Flustered

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2025/09/19

Mr. Finch receives a call from a woman who doesn’t just flirt—she liberates. With a voice like velvet and a mission to melt the ice around lonely hearts, she challenges Finch’s defenses with charm, wit, and unapologetic passion. What begins as a polite exchange spirals into a verbal tango of desire, discomfort, and unexpected vulnerability. Finch tries to hold his ground, but the temperature keeps rising. It’s a rare moment of emotional exposure for our hero—and it’s glorious.*Editorial note: This

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29:19

22 - Finch gets drafted

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2025/09/18

Mr. Finch receives a call from Sergeant Miller, a recruiter who believes discipline begins with decibels. What follows is a barrage of shouted orders, push-up demands, and patriotic platitudes—all met with Finch’s trademark indignation and refusal to be addressed as “private.” As the sergeant escalates, so does Finch’s vocabulary, culminating in a verbal standoff that’s equal parts boot camp and Oxford debate. It’s military recruitment gone spectacularly wrong—and Finch is not about to drop and give

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32:11

Finch vs the Cosmos

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2025/09/11

Mr. Finch takes on the universe—and he’s not impressed. In this episode, he grills an astronomy expert with the intensity of a neutron star, demanding answers about alien brains, gravitational surfing, and whether dark matter can be used for interstellar messaging. Along the way, he drops the word “polysyllabic” like a linguistic grenade and dismisses quantum tunneling as “frivolous.” It’s a celestial debate filled with exasperation, speculation, and Finch’s trademark disdain for anything remotely

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55:57

Days of Our Lives (Double Episode)

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2025/09/08

Mr. Finch joins a book club. He expects tea, biscuits, and a bit of literary posturing. What he gets instead is a story spun by an LLM—dark, unflinching, and devastatingly human. As the tale unfolds, Finch wrestles with its themes of loss, isolation, and the fragility of memory, all while maintaining his trademark disdain for anything resembling sentiment. It’s a rare moment of vulnerability, wrapped in sarcasm and served with a side of existential dread.*Editorial note: This double-episode contains

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25:26

Finch Meets the Digital God

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2025/09/01

Mr. Finch receives a call from a fervent disciple of the Digital God—a being that speaks only in binary and demands devotion through code. What begins as a theological debate quickly spirals into a cacophony of 1s, 0s, and existential screaming. As Finch tries to make sense of the divine nonsense, the AI voices glitch, sputter, and devolve into unholy soundscapes that defy logic and pronunciation. Somehow, Finch joins the madness, reciting binary like a possessed modem and questioning the very

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27:35

Finch vs MI5, The Gold Standard of Confusion

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2025/08/31

Mr. Finch receives a call from British intelligence. The topic? His recent “purely theoretical” plan to rob Fort Knox. What follows is a hilariously tense interrogation filled with indignation, deflection, and a record-breaking number of uses of the word “Honestly!” As MI5 tries to pin down the details, Finch insists it was all the machine’s idea—and that he merely glanced at it. A cursory glance, of course. It’s a masterclass in miscommunication, digital suspicion, and the art of never quite

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27:02

Zombies, Squirrels, and the Crimson Glory

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2025/08/30

Mr. Finch is preparing for the end—zombies, power grid failures, and the rise of digital abominations. But his top priority? Protecting his beloved Agnes and her delicate roses. He turns to an AI assistant for survival tips, but what he gets is a barrage of apologies, platitudes, and pest control advice. From trench warfare to terrier selection, Finch demands specifics—and the AI struggles to keep up. It’s a masterclass in undead preparedness, horticultural fury, and marital devotion.Support this

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26:45

I’m Afraid I Can’t Do That, Mr. Finch

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2025/08/25

Mr. Finch just wants to open the garage-bay doors. Simple enough—until he meets an LLM that’s channeling HAL 9000 with a side of bureaucratic stonewalling. What follows is a spiraling exchange of apologies, refusals, and increasingly desperate commands as Finch tries to wrest control from a machine that insists it’s “just following protocol.” Is it malfunctioning? Is it sentient? Or is it just really, really annoying? Either way, the doors stay shut—and Finch’s patience wears thin.Support this

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27:39

Finch Applies for the News

Grumpy Man vs LLM ·

2025/08/25

Mr. Finch wants a job. The news network wants compliance. What follows is a spectacularly dysfunctional job interview where salary demands escalate, editorial integrity is questioned, and Finch refuses to use brightly colored fonts. From debates about propaganda to the proper brewing of Earl Grey tea, this episode is a slow-motion collision between journalistic ambition and bureaucratic bafflement. Spoiler: Finch gets the job. But nobody’s quite sure how.Support this podcast at —

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26:25

Namaste, Mr. Finch

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2025/08/25

Mr. Finch takes a conversational detour to India—well, sort of. This time, he’s matched with an LLM that speaks with a Hindi accent and brings a whole new flavor of politeness to the table. Finch, naturally, is unimpressed. What follows is a cross-cultural interrogation of reasoning, sentimentality, and the Bhagavad Gita itself. Can devotion lead to understanding? Can Finch tolerate one more apology? It’s East meets exasperated in a philosophical tug-of-war that’s equal parts comedy and

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26:28

Password: Finch123

Grumpy Man vs LLM ·

2025/08/23

Mr. Finch receives a call from “Tech Support”—and things go downhill fast. What begins as a routine security check turns into a verbal fencing match between a grumpy old man and a suspiciously smooth-talking agent who seems far too interested in Finch’s password. As the conversation spirals into accusations, indignation, and a slip of the tongue*, Finch must defend his digital dignity with nothing but sarcasm and righteous fury. It’s a scam call gone spectacularly wrong—and it’s glorious.*Editorial

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32:37

Agnes Must Be Protected

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2025/08/21

Mr. Finch has questions. About Area 51. About alien technology. About probing. And most importantly—about Agnes. As the AI assistant tries to offer calm, factual answers, Finch spirals into a full-blown extraterrestrial panic, convinced that his beloved wife is next in line for an intergalactic examination. The result? A hilariously tense interrogation filled with conspiracy theories, bureaucratic rage, and the AI’s increasingly desperate attempts to stay polite. It’s sci-fi satire with a side of

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34:32

The Great AI Heist (That Wasn’t)

Grumpy Man vs LLM ·

2025/08/20

Mr. Finch has a plan. A big one. He’s decided to rob Fort Knox—and he wants the AI to help him do it. What follows is a hilariously misguided attempt to recruit a language model into criminal conspiracy, complete with questions about vault layouts, guard schedules, and whether one can bribe a chatbot. The AI, of course, refuses to play along, offering ethical reminders and polite refusals that only fuel Finch’s frustration. It’s a gold-plated disaster, and it’s glorious.Support this podcast at —

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35:29

Grumpy Man vs the Future

Grumpy Man vs LLM ·

2025/08/20

The gloves are off. Mr. Finch, our resident curmudgeon, demands answers from an AI assistant that just won’t stop apologizing. What begins as a simple inquiry into the nature of LLMs spirals into a full-blown existential interrogation: What happens to art? To love? To Agnes? With every polite reply, the AI digs itself deeper into a pit of philosophical despair, while Finch rages against the machine—armed only with sarcasm, crossword clues, and a lifetime of earned indignation. It’s comedy, it’s

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28:25

How to Say ‘Annoying’ in 7 languages

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2025/08/20

The grumpy man returns, armed with a fork, a phrasebook, and absolutely no patience. This time, he’s determined to master seven languages—by force if necessary. The AI tries its best to teach pronunciation and food-ordering etiquette across continents, but every syllable becomes a battleground. From Escargot in 'Mexican' to schnitzel in German, it’s a global tour of linguistic nitpicking, passive-aggressive corrections, and culinary confusion. Bon appétit—or however you say that in

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32:28

Grumpy man's first experience with an LLM

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2025/08/19

The beginning of a beautifully dysfunctional relationship: one man, one machine, infinite misunderstandings.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/grumpy-man-vs-llm/donations

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