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Austin Anderson Show

Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

27:12

He Put a Six-Figure Budget on Finding Bigfoot | Ep. 84

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/19

What if Bigfoot isn’t just a blurry VHS fever dream… but a real, flesh-and-bone creature that’s just smarter than us?In this episode, I sit down withGary Volkmann, a man who didn’t justtalkabout finding Bigfoot — he funded it. Six figures. A full film crew. And a world-renowned PhD anthropologist,Dr. Jeff Meldrum, as his right-hand man.We get into:Why a Thanksgiving dinner argument launched a full-blown Sasquatch huntAncient apes, human evolution, and why Bigfoot might be closer to us than we’re

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22:45

My Shed Exploded, Alex Jones Was Funny, and I Think...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/18

The Nebraska wind didn’t just knock over lawn furniture — it straight-up detonated one of my sheds like God got bored and flicked the earth. From there, things spiral fast.I talk about the raw, terrifying power of weather, governments wanting control of the elements, Alex Jones absolutely bodying Piers Morgan (and why, whether he’s wrong or not, the man is objectively hilarious), and why it feels like politics, media, and culture are just professional wrestling with better lighting.We get into why

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23:41

Spider Guys, Bong Water, and the Slow Death of...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/17

Austin recounts a series of strange, hilarious, and slightly haunting encounters across three Casey’s gas stations in one night. There’s a tarantula-loving cashier with a “spider guy,” a pizza cook higher than Goonies’ Sloth, and a third Casey’s employee who commits the ultimate sin: refusing to make breadsticks 15 minutes before close.From awkward bong banter to half-cheese pizza crimes, this episode spirals into conspiracy theories, Epstein files, Eyes Wide Shut deep dives, the darkness of the

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28:53

The Day the News Tried to Kill Me | Ep. 81

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/16

Look, I sat down to check the news and immediately got hit with a wall of madness: conspiracies, celebrity meltdowns, earthquakes, blue aliens I don’t trust, and weed so strong it’ll make you scream louder than a TikTok mom in a hospital gown. And somehow—somehow—we end the whole thing debating Al Gore’s weather prophecies, Trump’s psychological profile, and why the government wants me to subscribe to 47 different news apps just to learn that Oreos are apparently trying to assassinate us.It’s chaos

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26:18

Fart Crimes, Fake Saints, and Flying Cars | Ep. 80

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/15

Welcome to another episode, where I—your loyal narrator—try to make sense of a world where Hollywood royalty gets murdered by their own kids, politicians use tragedy as a punchline, and somewhere in an Albertsons a woman is calling 911 because a stranger farted in her face.Today we wander through the global horrors—ISIS pledges, celebrity throat-slittings, conspiracy theorists with way too much free time—and somehow end up debating whether a fart can be considered a hate crime. We talk Make-A-Wish

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38:56

The Piggy Wars, Alien Butt Probes & Why Comedians Are...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/12

Welcome back to another episode ofThe Austin Anderson Show,where I wander into the day like a man who lost his sanity, and his will to behave, and just hit record anyway. Today’s episode starts with chimney sweeps, Gremlins trauma, and somehow ends with Candace Owens prophesying doom, Gavin Newsom calling Trump a piggy while telling us not to say piggy, and the entire conservative podcast world turning into a WWE cage match.Along the way I break down why comedians are basically just professional

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22:33

Diddy, Daniel 11, and the Death-By-Poison Queen of...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/12

🚨Something went wrong and this episode did not post yesterday. So here it is. 🚨Today onThe Austin Anderson Show, we take a hard left turn—like going from a church potluck straight into a WWE cage match. I start with the new Diddy documentary (The Reckoning), which is basically a three-episode warning label for hubris, ego, and whatever dark spiritual forces you get when you pray to the wrong ancestors. Then we swerve straight into Daniel 11, where ancient kings are doing Game-of-Thrones cosplay

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30:32

The Sonic Egg Crisis and Nickelback Conspiracy | Ep. 77

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/10

Today’s episode is what happens when your laptop hits 9% battery and your soul hits 9% patience. I stumble in here trying to teach Daniel 11, but instead the show derails into a full-scale emotional hostage situation involving Sonic, Panera, and the unholy $9.56 egg sandwich that broke my spirit.We talk about how fast food has become a psychological warfare program, how Chick-fil-A is the last working institution in America, and why Nickelback went from post-9/11 superweapon to the most bullied band

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19:11

Lost Notes, Fentanyl Zombies, & California’s Park of...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/09

Look, today’s episode wassupposedto be a respectable, Bible-nerd deep dive into Daniel 11… but nope. My notes pulled a full Rapture and vanished into the ether. So instead, you get the show that slid out of the emergency exit of my brain: a wild, unfiltered rant about California’s newest tourist attraction—MacArthur Park, aka theFentanyl Zombie Thunderdome.\I walk you through a public park that’s turned into a live-action Demolition Man reboot, complete with city-funded crack pipes, rats that

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32:34

Shoot Your Way Out of Omaha, Baby Jesus, and the...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/08

Welcome to another episode of“Austin Rambles Into the Apocalypse”—the only show where a quick stop at a small-town gas station turns into a full theological crisis. Today I break down the Muppet-voiced old-timer who thinks Omaha is a warzone where you need to “shoot your way out,” the Vietnam grandpa who walked into a church board meeting like a one-man Cabela’s clearance rack, and the joy of performing at the newly polished Admiral where the ceiling still cries water for reasons unknown. Then we

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20:46

Platypus, Death Posts, and Virgin Jack Reacher: A...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/05

This episode is basically what happens when you put my brain in a blender with a Red Hot Chili Peppers lyric, a Wikipedia tab, and whatever unresolved childhood issues made me yell at Facebook strangers for not listing cause of death. We kick things off with Anthony Kiedis whispering “platypus are few,” and suddenly I’m knee-deep in Australian wildlife, venomous mammals, and the possibility that Kiedis maintains his physique by suckling magical marsupial protein shakes straight from the source.Then

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22:25

Alien Heartbeats, Christmas Hot Takes, and the Bill...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/04

Welcome back to whatever fever dream we’re calling The Austin Anderson Show, where today we cover everything from space rocks with heartbeats to the blasphemy that is “Tim Burton Christmas Movies.” I mean, apparently there’s an asteroid thumping its chest like it’s trying out forStomp, and people are out here prepping for aliens like they’re gonna land, shake hands, and ask where the nearest Panera is. Spoiler: if aliens do show up, I’m calling BS till the day they laser me.Then we roll right into

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31:06

Elk, Eagles & Existential Crisis at 32 Degrees | Ep. 72

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/03

Welcome back toThe Austin Anderson Show, where the weather is confused, the wildlife is traumatized, and I’m just out here trying to figure out if the government is stalking my hypothetical hat made of illegal feathers. In today’s episode, we go on a full-tilt, caffeine-fueled wander through Nebraska history, dead-bird law, elk genocide, buffalo sniping, why hunters scare me more than the deer do, and whether or not the feds will kick your door in because you asked Google a spicy question.We talk

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28:32

The Epstein Web, Demon Politicians & Ceiling Fan Rage

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/02

Welcome to another episode of The Austin Anderson Show, where the news is a punch in the throat, the government is a demon piñata, and I'm just over here trying to buy a damn ceiling fan without losing my salvation. Today, we dive headfirst into the insane cosmic spiderweb that is Jeffrey Epstein’s early résumé—yes, including the part where he was hired by Bill Barr’s dad—and everything spirals from there like a possessed slinky rolling down the stairs of Hell.We jump from Epstein to Ghislaine’s

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31:32

PG Movies, Dead Santas & Why Everything Feels Fake...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/12/01

Today’s episode kicks off with me staring out the window at a gentle snowfall—gentlelike a murderer whispering “don’t worry about it” while they drag a body. And suddenly I’m questioning whether snow can “cascade.” So naturally, I look it up, learn nothing helpful, and immediately demand the government chemtrail the sky so I can finish renovating my house before I freeze to death.Then we dive headfirst intoGremlins, the most deranged PG “kids movie” ever made. I unpack Spielberg’s long history of

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25:37

The $25 Million Soup Can, the Saudi Comedy Trap &...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/11/26

Austin stumbles into this episode like a man who just carried 186 sheets of drywall through a Nebraska windstorm and found out Campbell’s Soup is now made with friendly Frankenstein meat. From there, it only gets dumber and more apocalyptic.We hit everything: the Campbell’s CEO admitting their soup is basically for “poor people,” Andy Warhol’s creepy soup-can fetish paintings going for $30 million, and why the hell every comedian you’ve ever heard of accidentally became a Saudi ambassador. Austin

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31:39

Fog, Hog Escapes & The Woman Who Married ChatGPT |...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/11/25

Buddy… this episode comes in hot like a pot-bellied pig doing a prison break.Austin wakes up inside a Stephen King weather system—fog so thick you can’t see your own regrets—then slides straight into stories of hogs plotting their great escape, the Menards Drywall Olympics, and the spiritual power of King Louie scatting from The Jungle Book.But that’s just the warm-up.Because then—God help us all—we dive into the real madness: a woman who divorced her husband and married ChatGPT. Austin reads the

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32:32

Aging Bodies, Dead Pot Pies & Touching Grass Won’t...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/11/24

Welcome back to The Austin Anderson Show, where it’s Monday, I’m already emotionally winded, and Thanksgiving is creeping up on us like an aunt who hugs too long and smells like boneless ham. Today’s episode is a full-blown holiday fever dream: green bean casserole theology, stuffing economics, the weather in Nebraska doing cocaine-level mood swings, and my sad little midlife crisis on a flag football field where my leg bones felt like fossilized wood.I talk about aging, David Goggins’ alien skull,

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37:29

Sedated Wisdom & Thanksgiving Weed: The America Episode

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/11/21

Today’s episode is basically what happens when you get sedated for a root canal and wake up with the spiritual clarity of a raccoon that’s seen God. I walk you through my little blue-pill voyage into the void, why Michael Jackson suddenly makes sense, and how the dentist almost turned me into a gold-tooth villain from a low-budget 90s rap video.Then we dive face-first into the American political carnival: Shane Gillis roasting Trump’s “Biden brain,” why every comedian gets mislabeled like a can of

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28:48

Root Canals, Falling Beauty Queens & AI Teddy Bears...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/11/20

Today’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. I’m heading in for an emergency root canal, complaining about the lifetime curse of having teeth, and wondering if my grandpa was the only man in history smart enough to just rip all his out and be done with it. From there, I dive into the Miss Universe contestant who stepped off the runway like she was trying to exit the planet, the strange human joy of watching people slip on ice, and the absolutely unhinged news about an AI teddy bear giving kids

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