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The Siamese Herring Experiment

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29:01

The Best Wi-Fi on Mars, Neural Links, Marmosets and...

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2025/10/16

Send us a text In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo. On a heavier note, the Brians catch up with your mum and give her some long overdue badminton lessons.

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17:39

Australia Rules Football, Cancer and Hot Dogs

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2025/10/02

Send us a text This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species. Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage to convince 190 member states to exclusively use hot dog cannons in all future wars. The Russkies and Yanks still like the good old days and no one gives a fuck what the Israelianites think. Cunts. On ...

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30:47

S 911 Ep 119 Badminton with the Police and Soapboxes.

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2025/09/18

Send us a text Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your location. For a fee, the Brian's will show you how to successfully pilfer from said stash and stuff and ...

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21:31

S 3217 Ep 665 Testicle stapling and Hemlines.

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2025/09/04

Send us a text On tonight's Episplode, Brian and Brian ask the logical and somewhat profound question that the world has pondered for centuries, and yes, the answer is outstanding. Er, due to copyright laws, a Cat and perjury, this may not be accurate. Brian of his own volition, categorises at length his attitude and enjoyment of Patina. Yes, that biological extract that all and sundry are discussing and enthusing about in all English speaking countries here and elsewhere, and stuff. On a non...

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31:24

The Worst of the Herring Experiment: The Chuck Norris...

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2025/08/15

Send us a text After years of requests from loyal and disloyal listeners alike, Brian and the not so Brian, have contractually agreed to publish the Brian files. These files contain pictures, fleas and paper clips guaranteed to bring the whole world and bits of New Zealand to its knees. On a lighter note Bevan is trapped under a snowmobile whilst hunting penguins in his attic.

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20:01

S 666 Ep 666 Lists, lists and a Lisp.

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2025/07/31

Send us a text This mid Winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files. Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder pool on Jeff Island and how his date is as smooth as a bowling ball now. The conversation continues with his exploits with Brian in the Mango and Jelly pool. Terrific memories and stuff. Brian, of cour...

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35:57

S 666 Ep 13 The not so hot to handle and prepare...

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2025/07/17

Send us a text Brian declares to the world and an outlier planet on the edge of the Solar System that the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisvegas will incorporate the lower, lower end of Brian's property for the Opening Ceremony and the car parking. Much to the surprise of the Queensland Government and Furhrer Crisisafool, the Brian's show the money, the blueprints and drainage for the blood in an all out display of Herring aptitude and war mongering. On a side note, Brian introduce...

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31:23

Oranges, Orangutans, Pick Up Trucks and Horsefly...

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2025/06/26

Send us a text This week Doctor Brain and Professor Brian table the mysterious and shaved world of the Travelling Koala Syndrome. The Nobel Prize of Overthinking will inevitably come their way this year, rewarding there decades long search for the perfect after dinner mint to pair with a Peppermint Cabernet and Otter Mudcake. On a lighter and more sinister note the Brians have let Baron "The Trumpet of Colon" Mini-fuhrer off the leash and watched on as Barry was devoured whole by the maniacal...

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25:47

S 00900 Ep 34589 Carl Sagen, Uranus and Dark Stains.

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2025/06/19

Send us a text The Brian's discuss the absolute possibility that Mars Bars and Moon Bars will be available at most interplanetary kiosks In the foreseeable future. With the brutal demise of the Orange Scum and Elongated's love-in and the hissy fits and cat calling, both Brian's frolic in the fallout and the hilariousness of 2 grown men acting like fucktards. Brian and Brian talk about the relevance of obese people in the world as we know it. From your real fatty Boombla to the fat basta...

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32:01

Pope Leroy Brings Paganism and NASCAR to the Vatican

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2025/05/29

Send us a text This week the Brians finally get their patented Herring Condom Machines into the Vatican gift shop. With a new sponsor onboard with the Siamese Herring Experiment, the Brian's reveal this new venture on tonight's Episplode. Yes, Cardinals Choice Condoms enters the world of fledgeulent sexual practices. The comings and the goings are now neatly wrapped up in steel belted wonderment for the universe to admire and avoid nasty genital warts, lesions, pussy sores, chlamydia, D...

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28:19

S. 40000 Ep. 1100. Plastic Cars, Tin Hips and Brunch...

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2025/05/15

Send us a text The Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking. Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs. The Brian's discuss at length about Haiti and the Haitian people being not only simple souls and being good at Jewjew, but their exemplary culinary delights when it came to cooking miscreants and at the ...

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15:46

Cats and Dogs having sex in the streets Episodial...

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2025/05/08

Send us a text The Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central. Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its nude crescendo. Brian puts forward that the new leader of the Listeria National Party must have a full head of hair and must not be a fucking Arsehole like the last one. Bye bye Potatohead. All of this...

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29:04

S 666 Ep 666 Vatican Wheelchair Racing.

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2025/05/01

Send us a text Brian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark. Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of the Roman Caucasian Church. Both Brian's discuss the smoke, mirrors, debauchery and fun that will happen as soon as candidates bend over and speak in tongues to get as many votes as required to be voted...

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16:54

Just Dumb Vance, Premature Matriculation and Dog...

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2025/04/24

Send us a text This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment. Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska. On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antartica near Mawson's Hut. They are on their annual migration from Wollongong to Germany and can be intimida...

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31:59

S 909 Ep 909 Donkeys and Motorhome Glow in the Dark...

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2025/04/17

Send us a text On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain. The Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenuity, yes, the Don key. Available at all Mick O'Reillys Sand, Cement, Gravel, Lime, Industrial ...

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22:25

S 5678 Ep. 4567 Stoolage and Tourism.

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2025/04/03

Send us a text This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods. On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or the Clergy. Brian, again, rabbit's on about his trip to Tasmania and how they are the citizens of the Univer...

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22:44

Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement and Space Pot Plants!...

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2025/03/27

Send us a text This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy. After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind. On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile struck by lightning or a molotov and it has burnt to the ground with all the photographs, and has ...

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38:24

Tariffs, Testicles and Time Travel

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2025/03/13

Send us a text This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship. On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever ...

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34:06

The NRA Rejoice as a small handgun is available for 2...

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2025/03/06

Send us a text The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market. The Brian's travel to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo. After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of non binary 4 year olds, the Brian's then went onto the Gold Mine Hotel and Explosives Factory and let o...

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34:13

The SHE and the Brian's win Poocast of the Year in...

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2025/02/27

Send us a text The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property. Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must certainly be the Brian's. Who could deny this, the Bastards. On a solemn note, Brian has returned from the V...

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