Secret Life of the American Teenager: Falling in Love, Rewatching & Roasting

Guess what guys? Amy finally drops the news: she's pregnant! Of course in this show, we need to see how every character makes her pregnancy about themselves somehow. While Anne tries to figure out what she should do, in between contemplating George being allowed back in the house or not after his vacation to Adrian mom's house for a "conference", Amy takes matters into her own hands. It's time to go to the clinic. BUT before she can go through with anything, Grace wields Jesus

Ben really woke up and chose “marriage as a coping mechanism.” What starts as a cute little picnic (plate of wings on a bench?) quickly turns into a teenage proposal scene straight out of an after-school special— except it's more dramatic than Degrassi (how?!), we get Amy sobbing through a full-blown confession: yes, she slept with Ricky, yes, she’s pregnant, yes, her fashion still gives 2008 Ashley Tisdale a run for her boas.Plot twist? Ben already knew. Of course he did. Ben's dad and

Grace may be the town’s resident angel, but tonight she’s trading in her halo for a beer bottle and a front-page scandal. After another not-so-holy meetup with Jack, she fends off two creeps with some impressive “don’t-mess-with-me” energy—just in time for Ricky (shirtless, obviously) to swoop in. Unfortunately for them both, the local news captures the entire thing, broadcasting “Grace and the Half-Naked Hero” straight into every living room in town. Instant fame. Zero chill.While the Bowmans

Amy’s glow-up is actually a baby bump, but everyone’s pretending not to notice—except, of course, the entire town, thanks to Lauren and Madison’s Olympic-level gossip relay. Meanwhile, Anne’s still wandering through life in blissful denial, getting pregnancy hints at gas stations from random doctors like it’s divine intervention.Ben’s obsessing over the perfect first kiss, Ricky’s suddenly doing community service for his soul by “fake dating” Grace, and Adrian’s out here playing it cool while dying

Again, we are reviewing this show. Why? Why! Ben and Amy are playing high school soulmates after one youth group party hookup, Ricky’s still orbiting with his “surprise baby” claim, and Adrian is the eternal backup plan pretending she doesn’t care. Jack’s groveling to Grace after getting down with the only FABULOUS character (Adrian) in front of literally everyone, but Grace forgives him because she’s a good Christian woman. #GodBless. Meanwhile, Lauren and Madison can’t keep their mouths shut, so