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PODCAST

Corporations Are People Too

with Dean Ardenfell

Improvised satire pod. Dean Ardenfell (Nathan Hartswick) is a fanboy of the definitely-not-evil corporation "Hogswood-Cooper Media." All he wants in life is to interview every last employee.

comedy improv

All Episodes

34:01

POWERFUL BOSOMS w/Madelein Smith & Danny Spencer

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2023/12/19

In this episode, Danielle Shunk, partner at the law firm “Germain, Tinsley & Shunk,” discusses what it’s like to be a high-powered attorney representing those the left would like to cancel. Her secret? A little cocktail of the right meds and a mellifluous tune. Plus, Leo Grantz, Head of Dream Innovation at the tech firm “Stonkle,” gets us amped up on change — without giving us a single detail about his company. CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! SUPPORT THIS PODCAST

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31:47

A GIFT FOR THE MOST GIFTED w/Kate Willett & Samantha...

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2023/12/05

In this episode, Dana Van Frenkle, Editor-in-Chief of the “Feather & Soil” luxury gift guide for elite shoppers, talks about what those who have literally everything are buying this holiday season. Plus, Lucy Beth Tuddswell, VP of Acquisitions for “TightGrip Holdings, LLC” tells us why landlords have it so hard, and what makes them a marginalized community. CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! SUPPORT THIS PODCAST ON PATREON:http://patreon.com/corporationsarepeopletoo

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31:28

NETI HEAD w/Ray Harrington & Brit Flynn

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2023/11/21

In this episode, “Above it All” Senior Pilot Pete Wiffspoon talks transporting famous people and illicit animals all over the globe, as well as his neti addiction and unlicensed hair cutting business. Plus, Susan Runts, the Corporate Entertainment Facilitator from “FunLoad, Ltd.” tells us how she creates specialized activities at corporate retreats designed to cull the weak employees from the herd. CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! SUPPORT THIS PODCAST ON

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23:12

DADDIES CAN BE STERN w/Kevin McDonald & Maggie Phelan

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2023/09/12

In this episode, “HailHydro” CEO Stu Miffkin talks about owning the number one fracking company, the unexpected place of his birth, and the vicious rumors that help strike the fear of God into his employees. Plus, Queenie Tugsworth tells us about about her mission as a Facilitator for “Dash Mob, LLC” to bring back flash mobs for the sole purpose of getting celebrities “un-canceled.” CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Kevin McDonald (Stu Miffkin)

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26:37

DON'T TAKE THESE OLD MEN HOME w/Noel Porter & Björk...

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2023/09/05

In this episode, “WheeFly” Head of Monetization Earl Faintway talks about how he squeezes every last dollar from airline customers to make the shareholders of his inexpensive airline happy. Plus, hair and makeup artist Kendra Blingberg shares the secrets of how she helps elderly white male TV personalities go from “gross” to “gorgeous” in order to appear on Hogswood Cooper News programs. CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Noel Porter (Earl

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31:39

BIG ARMS, LITTLE LEGS w/Stella Pappas & Brian DeLaBruere

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/08/29

In this episode, “Exodus Park” Technical Director Lonnie Larue talks about what it takes to create a realistic, blood-filled religious attraction (hint: it’s mostly magnets). And paparazzo Shed Wimsley of “Underbelly 2.0” discusses how exciting his job is now that drone technology gives him unfettered access to celebrities — plus, he gives us the gossip on which ones are running a “gentle train” on one other. CLICK HERE to view a video version of this podcast on YouTube! ABOUT THE PERFORMERS

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35:19

BLOOD SWAP w/Gareth Reynolds & Luke H. Simmons

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/08/22

In this episode, Grimm Woods, star of the major motion picture “Think of the Children” (DreamSearch Pictures) talks about what it’s like to play Bill Tallard, the real-life hero who has personally saved thousands of trafficked children from the shadowy cabal of Democrats who seek to drain their blood. Plus, Pat Pudsworth, inventor of the self-sufficient coffee system known as “BurnBrew,” discusses what it takes to defeat the negativity of folks who dismiss your cutting-edge technology just because

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30:26

RODS FROM GOD w/Jonny Nelson & Tim Bridge

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/06/27

In this episode, Jared Thunk, CEO of “MoonPit, Ltd.,” talks his plan to mine precious metals from the moon (and tells us about the interdimensional friends he has made along the way). Plus, Eddie Swillbone, Head Chef at the award-winning restaurant, “JILT,” explains why he does not suffer fools, his take on deconstructed cuisine, and what “JILT” stands for. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Jonny Nelson (Jared Thunk) is an actor and comedian who performed and taught at The Second City, Comedy Sportz, iO

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23:43

CRAISINS & COCAINE w/Liam Welsh & Jason Gonzalez

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/06/20

In this episode, Nordstrom Pinkett, finance head of private hospital “Generational Health,” talks about convincing poor sick and injured people to sign up for a high-interest credit card. He also vehemently denies pushing an old lady down the stairs. Plus, ghost writer Devon Peffson of “Write Wing Publishing” discusses his approach to authoring conservative celebrity memoirs. Hint: it involves lying and using illicit drugs. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Liam Welsh (Nordstrom Pinkett) is a standup

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25:32

STRAP IT ON, TURN THE KNOB w/Katie Dowling & Justice...

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2023/06/13

In this episode, "Yolanda’s Basement" Lead Fashion Designer Jenny Dent talks about her innovative and chic “cigarette pant” and regales us with tales of skeet shooting with Billy Joel. Plus, Lynn Pinsgard, personal golf ball diver for CFO John Pimfred, Jr. talks about growing up in the woods, learning what a pond is, and singing to corvids. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Katie Dowling (Jenny Dent) and Justice Gilbert (Lynn Pinsgard) are both hilarious standup, improv and sketch comedians based in

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30:24

HONEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF BIRDS? w/Sarah Martellaro &...

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2023/06/06

In this episode, Fiona Hemstock, an aerial application pilot for “We Go Low Aviation,” talks about what it’s like to be a crop duster, all while confusing films she has seen for her own objective reality (due to all the pesticides she has inhaled). Plus, Danny Frangelico, professional mourner for “Elite Grief,” shares his strategies for performatively grieving for, and simultaneously upstaging, strangers at their own funerals. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Sarah Martellaro (Fiona Hemstock) is an

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28:32

RE-RELEASE: TOUGH COOKIES (Live!) w/Jared Hall &...

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/05/23

It's been a busy week here at Ardenfell HQ, so we are playing a re-rerun this week. (Hey, if those greedy striking writers at the WGA can do it, so can we.) New episodes should be back next week! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this re-airing of a very special LIVE episode we did back in January. Speaking of LIVE shows, we hope to do more! There's a festival in late August we're shooting for -- more details on that soon. Be well! ******************************************** It’s a very

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25:06

GOD, PEOPLE ARE SMALL w/Tobin Mollett & Loretta Pontillo

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/05/16

In this episode, “LightFlash Entertainment” CEO Gary Mandale discusses about what it’s like to run a Hollywood studio while the evil, greedy writers are all on strike. Plus, Sheena Wintrup, delivery driver at “Zip2U,” talks a little about her job, but mostly about her pet alligators. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Tobin Mollett (Gary Mandale) is a Vermont-based improviser and teacher who performs regularly on the Thursday show “Mothra” at Vermont Comedy Club. Loretta Pontillo (Sheena Wintrup) is an

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33:19

NAKED AS IT COMES w/Mike Kelton & Morgan Miller

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/05/09

In this episode, Dan Brentpole, founder and CEO of “A Vigorous Man,” talks about being a large, hairy, turgid beast, and how his supplements help other guys to be the same. Plus, Riley Trello, Head Financial Astrologist at “Wealth Rising,” discusses her “gut feelings” about the stars and planets, and how they help her give investment advice. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Mike Kelton (Dan Brentpole) is a comedian, director and producer based in NYC who has created and run multiple award-winning shows

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28:23

THE GOLF LAWN w/Eric Dreiblatt & Chelsea Rendlen

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/05/02

In this episode, Waylon Deets, the Year-Round Caretaker of the private island “Jabez Rock,” talks about his relationship with a boss who’s never around, his favorite flavor of ether, and why he’d love to see a ghost. Plus, Edie Lapose, the Social Media Manager for “Cooper Oil Worldwide,” has five scientists who will disagree with everything you think is true. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Eric Dreiblatt (Waylon Deets) is a hilarious standup comedian who performs regularly all over the Burlington, VT

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32:06

WIENER PARTY w/Daisy Maud & Maddie Cross

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/04/25

In this episode, “BroCulture, Ltd.” team building events planner Judy Shewbrooke talks about what it’s like to corral a tech company full of men, and why she loves sensory deprivation tanks. Plus, Patricia “Patty” Grimps, VP of Sales for “Fire From Above” discusses how selling ballistic missiles to disreputable governments starts with forming a friendship. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Daisy Maud (Judy Shewbrooke) is a real person using a fake name here, because she’s in a sensitive field, and

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32:33

HOTPOCALYPSE w/Conor Lastowka & Sarah Venuti Yates

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/04/18

In this episode, Sentinel Quarterly Discharge head publisher Les Danskort discusses the many rookie mistakes people are likely to make during a world-ending event, and in the process, throws a little shade at his hot neighbor. Plus, Cindy Wildprawn, head of marketing for dating app Above6, talks about what makes human beings attracted to one another, and confesses that she neither has a dog nor drinks coffee. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Conor Lastowka (Les Danskort) is a writer and improviser, and one of

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29:27

THE PULL & THE TUG w/Douglas Widick & Mel Rubin

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/04/11

In this episode, Purloin Realty Director of Acquisitions Ryan Bedfellow discusses what it’s like to aggressively underpay families for their homes, how he once relocated some talented orphans, and what it’s like to be a “propulsion geek.” Plus, Charlene Mopps, Leader of Guest Engagement for Traditional Teddy, talks about helping people to build teddy bears that look like their favorite GOP celebrities. Want to watch an unedited video version? Check it out on our YouTube channel. ABOUT THE

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31:20

SQUAT FOR TODD w/Cam Gavinski & Alyssa Sabo

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/04/04

In this episode, Yves Dubois-Garcon, Director of On-Site Hospitality for the exclusive St. Bartholomew’s Resort, tells Dean about his many mistress-related activities, his morbid poking stick, and his unusual back tattoo. Plus, Brooke Lilywood, the female sidekick on the conservative comedy show “Todd’s Too Real!” talks about how her laughter makes men feel good, as well as her secret desire to have Todd’s babies. . Want to watch an unedited video version? Check it out here, on our YouTube channel

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26:07

GET YOUR CORN BLITZED w/Ben Rameaka & Megan Rose

Corporations Are People Too ·

2023/03/28

In this episode, Linzer Automotive founder and visionary Sledge Wolcott discusses how down-to-earth he is, even as manages to build the most innovative car ever designed (which has only resulted in a handful of deaths). Plus, Linda Blingbert, Program Director at Someone Think of the Children, talks about her corporate daycare program, and makes the case for what a critical role she plays, even as most people seem to ignore her. ABOUT THE PERFORMERS Ben Rameaka (Sledge Wolcott) is a New York

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