That’s Not In A Textbook

This is a removed segment from this weeks LMWN wherein we "go minion meme for minion meme". Enjoy!Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram - @thatsnotinatextbookpod TikTok - @notinatextbook.pod

Today we attempt to do a LMWN episode. We recorded this at midnight and we were all tired. Eventually it devolves into "going minion meme for minion meme" however that segment is going to be in a bonus episode releasing at roughly the same time as this one. Enjoy! Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram - @thatsnotinatextbookpod TikTok - @notinatextbook.pod --- Links/Sources Diella AI

The moment has finally come! The finale of the Cryptid Grand Tournament has arrived. Who will win this battle of the best and the brightest? Who will reign supreme?Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram - @thatsnotinatextbookpod TikTok - @notinatextbook.pod --- Links/Sources Persepolis Beast Images

Today we pit four cryptids against each other in order to determine which is better, the most based or cooler. 1999 Ohio River Freshwater Octopus photo - https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/b/b3/Ohio_Octopus.png/revision/latest?cb=20240520203431

Today we cover Christina, the couch surfing queen of Sweden! From bizarre political happenings of Europe and Joe Bungus, join us in this little journey.

Fear not! For the joy that is the That's Not In A Textbook podcast is finally here! Today you shall learn about a Cocaine Cat, an Evil Vampire Intern, the Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer, and 96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps. In this episode we are joined by my friends Kaden and Alex; taste the visceral crunchiness and tangible surround sound of their microphones. Cocaine Cat Source - https://funnytimes.com/news-of-the-weird-july-august-2025/ Evil Vampire Intern Source -

Join us on this strange journey!